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#1 2009-05-26 1:33 am
- ShnickyShnack
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Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
After repeated, vigorous cuts through the flesh the Queen's representative turned to the woman beside her and asked enthusiastically: "Could I try the heart?"
Afterward Jean grabbed a tissue to wipe clean her blood-soaked fingers, and explained her gesture of solidarity with the region's Inuit hunters.
She expressed her dismay that anyone would call their eons-old, traditional hunting practices inhumane.
She gestured to the hundreds of people in a packed arena and noted that they would all be fed by the meat laid out on a tarp on the floor.
The European Union has voted to impose a ban on seal products and it will come into effect once adopted by national parliaments.
Jesus, the lady is smurfing Rambo. Who knew?
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#2 2009-05-26 4:08 am
Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
Rambo, eh?
She's more a voodoo chile.
Too bad she couldn't stomach standing up to Harper's enforced Parliamentary hiatus earlier this year.
Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know.
Sam Spade: You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.
http://sitruc.blip.tv/file/2661495/
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#3 2009-05-27 12:46 pm
- mmaverick
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
The Harper enforced Parliamentary hiatus might just be the only thing Harper has done that I've agreed with.
There's a snake in my boot!
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#4 2009-05-27 12:57 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
If eating the raw heart of a lion gives one courage, what does one get from eating the raw heart of a seal, exactly ?
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#5 2009-05-27 1:04 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
You should see her balance a ball on her nose!
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#7 2009-05-27 2:00 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
Metacell wrote:
I guess a sea lion's heart would give you sea courage.
I guess antlions don't have circulatory systems.
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#8 2009-05-27 3:02 pm
- sturner
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
And you'd have to eat a lot of them!
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
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#9 2009-05-27 4:32 pm
- mmaverick
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
JakeTheTall wrote:
If eating the raw heart of a lion gives one courage, what does one get from eating the raw heart of a seal, exactly ?
They keep her looking so darned cute!
There's a snake in my boot!
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#10 2009-05-27 4:42 pm
Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
Voldemorte du nord?
Last edited by daemon (2009-05-27 4:55 pm)
Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know.
Sam Spade: You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.
http://sitruc.blip.tv/file/2661495/
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#11 2009-05-27 5:27 pm
- jkahless
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
Maybe if it was a narwal...
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#12 2009-05-28 8:24 am
- [Tycho?]
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
Good for her. I can't understand all the controversy over killing seals. Hows about killing animals that are actually endangered for extinction, instead of just cute and fluffy?
I could bore you with a philosophical tirade about freedom and tyranny, or try and explain to you what new horizons are suddenly open to me, but I doubt you would understand and if you did it might frighten you. That amuses me.
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#13 2009-05-28 9:31 am
- sturner
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
But they are babies! And by clubbing!
I think it's awful that they make the baby seals dance til they drop.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
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#14 2009-05-28 10:01 am
Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
::cannot resist::
They Shoot Horses Don't They?
Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know.
Sam Spade: You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.
http://sitruc.blip.tv/file/2661495/
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#15 2009-05-28 3:53 pm
- Hank Rearden
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Re: Canadian politicians are just so sweet and mild-mannered!
Latest news... she's gonna go an club (or harpoon? shoot?) herself her own seal:
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blog … faint.aspx
The gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature, and poetry, and all that is spiritual. -John Muir-
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