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#1 2009-06-24 2:30 pm
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AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Conn. church successfully exorcised a teen's "homosexual demons"
A Connecticut church has outraged gay rights advocates by posting a video of members performing an apparent exorcism of a teen's "homosexual demons."
The 20-minute video was posted on YouTube before it was taken down.
Gay youth advocate Robin McHaelen says the video appears to show abuse. She says she plans to report it to the Connecticut Department of Children and Families.
The boy confirms he is 16 but otherwise has declined to comment.
The Rev. Patricia McKinney of Manifested Glory Ministries in Bridgeport says he is 18 and came to the church on his own seeking help.
She denies the church is prejudiced and says it took care of the youth.
Who knew it could be so easy? If only someone had thought of this sooner.
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#2 2009-06-24 2:39 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Who knew it could be so easy?
Easy?
You gotta go to Bridgeport.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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#3 2009-06-24 2:41 pm
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Only a minor pothole in the road for the homosexual agenda to ruin my glorious Christian nation! I'm sure they'll redouble their recruitments.
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#4 2009-06-24 2:51 pm
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I saw the videos 5 days ago before they were yanked from youtube and they were scary.
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#5 2009-06-24 2:54 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Was there pea soup involved?
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#6 2009-06-24 2:55 pm
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So is the person homosexual or just the demons?
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#7 2009-06-24 2:59 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Tallgeese wrote:
So is the person homosexual or just the demons?
Wasn't gay demonic posession that cause all those problems for Larry Craig?
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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#8 2009-06-24 3:09 pm
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No, his problem was his "wide stance" in the restroom. 
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
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#9 2009-06-24 3:20 pm
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So can you catch teh gay if you are in the room with the exorcised demon?
We also know how cruel the truth often is, and we wonder whether delusion is not more consoling. - Henri Poincaré
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#10 2009-06-24 3:52 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
About the same way you can catch STD from watching a porn flick. Or reading a porn book.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#11 2009-06-24 4:01 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
You know, this approach to gayness opens up a whole universe of possibility. Think of all the previously incurable maladies that have afflicted mankind ... but now we can cure them! No more bad drivers, no more Sox fans! No more conservatives! No more Texans!
Demons, I CAST YOU OUT!!!
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#12 2009-06-24 4:41 pm
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But Shnicky, the Canadians have already been cast out!
I mean demons.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#13 2009-06-24 5:14 pm
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Must be interesting to live in a world where there are demons 'round every corner.
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
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#14 2009-06-24 6:05 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
You get used to it
Patience is a virtue of the weak for it makes them stand still long enough for the strong to crush them with ease.
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#15 2009-06-24 6:11 pm
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It's kinda fun!
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#16 2009-06-24 6:53 pm
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Sources say that GLAAD is despertately trying to ship Perez Hilton off to Bridgeport to get cured.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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#17 2009-06-24 6:58 pm
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#18 2009-06-25 3:00 am
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Videos like this have been going around for ages.
This is nothing new.
It's typical in the faith healing movement.
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#19 2009-06-25 3:01 am
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Pariah wrote:
Must be interesting to live in a world where there are demons 'round every corner.
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#20 2009-06-25 3:04 am
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resedit wrote:
Pariah wrote:
Must be interesting to live in a world where there are demons 'round every corner.
True story - I'm a little hard of hearing, and for years, I thought the lyrics were "Every single woman has a devil inside"
That fits as well 
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#21 2009-06-25 8:50 am
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I want to know where the outrage is with whatever affiliation that church belongs with. From the knowledge of all the horror movies I've seen, you need a bishop or someone powerful in your organization to approve of an exorcism. Nevertheless how repulsive this news is, we may rejoice for we found a cure for the pundits O'Reilly, Limbaugh & Coulter.
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#22 2009-06-25 8:58 am
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
casting [Banish Demon](rank 2)
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#24 2009-06-25 10:16 am
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
resedit wrote:
Videos like this have been going around for ages.
This is nothing new.
It's typical in the faith healing movement.
Did you see the video? I did, and by most definitions I would think kicking a child on the floor over and over and holding him down would be seen as child abuse, not religious fervor.
Shrugging off the issue, however, is not what Jesus would do.
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#25 2009-06-25 10:57 am
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But there are demons, you can see them right here!
It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.
- Oscar Wilde
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