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#26 2009-06-25 11:10 am
- sturner
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
How hard did you have to search to find that one robco?
I'm not dead yet.
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#27 2009-06-25 11:15 am
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
For everything under the sun, there is a Jack Chick tract.
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#28 2009-06-25 12:01 pm
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#29 2009-06-25 12:29 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
robco wrote:
But there are demons, you can see them right here!
Hoo boy, "The angels blinded the sodomites and rescued Lot"? I'm fairly certain Lot did the morally acceptable thing after offered to let the mob get to know his young daughter.
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#30 2009-06-25 1:03 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
bedstuy wrote:
resedit wrote:
Videos like this have been going around for ages.
This is nothing new.
It's typical in the faith healing movement.Did you see the video? I did, and by most definitions I would think kicking a child on the floor over and over and holding him down would be seen as child abuse, not religious fervor.
Shrugging off the issue, however, is not what Jesus would do.
Jesus Christ, they kicked the gay out of him ?
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#31 2009-06-25 1:33 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
No, they kicked the gay DEMON out of him.
Haven't you been paying attention to this miraculous development?
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#32 2009-06-25 6:17 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Aaron_R wrote:
I want to know where the outrage is with whatever affiliation that church belongs with. From the knowledge of all the horror movies I've seen, you need a bishop or someone powerful in your organization to approve of an exorcism. Nevertheless how repulsive this news is, we may rejoice for we found a cure for the pundits O'Reilly, Limbaugh & Coulter.
Most of the nuttier Protestant churches are fully independent, altho they may be members of a loose organization but those organizations have zero power over any member church.
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
Barack Obama
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#33 2009-06-25 10:07 pm
Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Aaron_R wrote:
I want to know where the outrage is with whatever affiliation that church belongs with. From the knowledge of all the horror movies I've seen, you need a bishop or someone powerful in your organization to approve of an exorcism.
There's no such biblical requirement for casting out demons.
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#34 2009-06-25 10:10 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
No, but better organized churches have guidelines so that guys like numbnuts here don't try to beat the demon out of someone who is gay.
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#35 2009-06-25 10:19 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Better organized churches don't have Bishops.
Some subjects actually enjoy pain, and withhold information they might otherwise have divulged in order to be punished.
Central Intelligence Agency. (1983). Human Resource Exploitation Training Manual
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#36 2009-06-25 10:50 pm
Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Or queens...
It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.
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#37 2009-06-25 11:12 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Well no--how a church is organized is a religious question. I like the idea of a congregation being independent and hiring its own pastor rather than receiving an appointment. Others may prefer bishops. "Better Organized" is in the eye of the beholder.
Some subjects actually enjoy pain, and withhold information they might otherwise have divulged in order to be punished.
Central Intelligence Agency. (1983). Human Resource Exploitation Training Manual
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#38 2009-06-25 11:20 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
What, no Civil War reference?
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#39 2009-06-25 11:23 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
The Gay shall Rise again!
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#40 2009-06-25 11:24 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
The war of homosexual aggression.
The recent medical controversy over whether vaccinations cause autism reveals a habit of human cognition—thinking anecdotally comes naturally, whereas thinking scientifically does not. -- Michael Shermer
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#41 2009-06-25 11:33 pm
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
You guys is funnay.
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#42 2009-06-25 11:50 pm
Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Tallgeese wrote:
No, but better organized churches have guidelines so that guys like numbnuts here don't try to beat the demon out of someone who is gay.
No, instead the shuffle child molesters from parish to parish.
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#43 2009-06-26 3:34 am
Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
As they say, abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.
- Oscar Wilde
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#44 2009-06-26 7:50 am
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
I heard a story on NPR the other day about the huge abuse scandal that seems to (just now?) be developing in ireland...
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
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#45 2009-06-26 9:11 am
- sturner
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye free.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#46 2009-06-26 9:31 am
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
resedit wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
No, but better organized churches have guidelines so that guys like numbnuts here don't try to beat the demon out of someone who is gay.
No, instead the shuffle child molesters from parish to parish.
Scanning for relevance...
>none found
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#47 2009-06-26 10:05 am
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
I wonder, is exorcism even mentioned in the Bible?
Grandfatherly advice: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
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#48 2009-06-26 10:56 am
- jerwin
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
bratboy wrote:
I heard a story on NPR the other day about the huge abuse scandal that seems to (just now?) be developing in ireland...
Some subjects actually enjoy pain, and withhold information they might otherwise have divulged in order to be punished.
Central Intelligence Agency. (1983). Human Resource Exploitation Training Manual
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#49 2009-06-26 10:57 am
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Pithecanthropus wrote:
I wonder, is exorcism even mentioned in the Bible?
Yes.
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#50 2009-06-26 11:01 am
- Pithecanthropus
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Re: AT LAST!!! A cure for gayness!
Tallgeese wrote:
Pithecanthropus wrote:
I wonder, is exorcism even mentioned in the Bible?
Yes.
Could you be a little more specific?
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