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Mom's addicted to Eric's Solitaire Sampler, which runs on her G4 Mac Mini in Classic emulation mode. I've tried to get her interested in other games, but Mom and Eric are down for life. So today I used part of the proceeds from one of my focus groups to buy her the full Eric's Ultimate Solitaire, which will run better because it's optimized for OS X.

Here is the installer's license agreement, which I think is very cute:

We provide this software to you under a license.

You can put Eric's Ultimate Solitaire on your hard disk. Don't copy and give it to your friends. Or enemies, either, for that matter, though it might addict them and cost them their jobs and family life.

If for any reason you feel the performance of this software is unsatisfactory within the first 30 days after purchase, you may return it to the place you purchased it for a full refund. We tested Eric's Ultimate Solitaire X under a variety of conditions, and we believe it performs satisfactorily and safely. However, no guarantee can be made that it will function on your machine. Especially if your machine is a toaster.

Under no conditions will Delta Tao be responsible for damage to your computer system and/or person (including eyesight damage from playing Ultimate Solitaire all hours of the day and night), other than refunding the purchase price of the software, even if we've been advised of the possibility of such damage.

Don't sue us for any reason, or we'll stop writing cool games and blame it all on you.