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#1 2009-09-29 3:56 am
This is for... the ladies!
Not quite getting the admiring looks you deserve?
Maybe you need to learn how to accessorize with scarves!
Sitting at home on a Saturday night? Perhaps you need to lower your standards.
That didn't work? Perhaps you should consider ordering a male prostitute from roses.com!
"It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy."
--Steve Jobs
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#2 2009-09-29 3:59 am
- Jdude
- Surfing on waterboarders
- From: Home is where the war is
- Registered: 2003-02-03
- Posts: 2702
Re: This is for... the ladies!
If they lower their standards enough we'll have a chance.
Sometimes before replying to a topic, I think to myself: I am just so original!
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#4 2009-09-29 8:03 am
Re: This is for... the ladies!
Why? We already know those ladies on the streets of Redding have no problem breaking the ice with you!
My favorite comment from the Moms on the Net video was posted by a guy calling himself TheRealGentleman. He said,
Curse New Zealand for being such a complicated place to learn about! Curse George Cooper and his friggin' complicated-to-prepare-for parties that he goes to!
Amen!
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--Steve Jobs
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#5 2009-09-29 9:42 am
- Pithecanthropus
- Roast Master
- From: St. Cloud, MN
- Registered: 2002-12-30
- Posts: 4452
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Re: This is for... the ladies!
resedit wrote:
I'm going to start a newspaper that only publishes good news.
I have a whole ream of blank paper on my shelf already. 
Grandfatherly advice: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
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#6 2009-09-29 12:05 pm
- elpato84
- is Heavy Weapons Guy
- From: red team
- Registered: 2002-05-25
- Posts: 3307
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"I personally think that with the budget they've planned, Halo [the movie] will be a failure. I think Halo will not make the money back in the end."
-Uwe Boll (made the films: Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Far Cry, Postal)
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#7 2009-09-29 3:37 pm
- Anonymous Delivers!
- INTERNET HATE MACHINE
- Registered: 2009-09-15
- Posts: 154
Re: This is for... the ladies!
elpato84 wrote:
NIPPLES, BITCH
Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
The voice of none is stronger than the voice of one.
Lulz is a corruption of LOL, which means "laugh out loud".
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#8 2009-09-29 5:20 pm
Re: This is for... the ladies!
Pithecanthropus wrote:
resedit wrote:
I'm going to start a newspaper that only publishes good news.
I have a whole ream of blank paper on my shelf already.
Great - so you are already experienced at writing it. The job is yours.
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
-- Steve Taylor
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