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#51 2009-10-31 4:55 am
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Re: Dead cow story
Cats don't wait for you to stop breathing before they start eating you. I admire that.
Patience is a virtue of the weak for it makes them stand still long enough for the strong to crush them with ease.
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#52 2009-10-31 10:04 am
Re: Dead cow story
resedit wrote:
sturner wrote:
As a guy, that qualifies you. Once cat is ok, if slightly suspicious. Two cats is catlady status with a gender change.
Orion is exempt because his are all barn cats and work for their living.I have two cats.
Have to have at least two cats, they are social animals.
I absolutely agree. Two cats here as well, but the Maine Coon often fancies himself as a dog.
There's what you love to do, and then there's what you get paid to do. Those two things are often different.
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#53 2009-10-31 10:29 am
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Re: Dead cow story
The local rendering plant in these parts is still picking up for free, it sure is a drag when you get stuck behind one of the trucks and can't pass.
A million seconds is 12 days.
A billion seconds is 31 years.
A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.
Hope and change could be forever.
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#54 2009-10-31 1:48 pm
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Re: Dead cow story
iSeamas wrote:
macnuke wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
What the hell are you trying to cover up?nothing .. really .. i have no recollection of anything being covered up so therefore cannot confirm or deny anything.
And people wonder why we have problems with contamination.
Contamination? WTF? 
A deer dies and rots in a woods, and no one gives a damn. A farmer buries a dead calf because none of the rendering plants will pick them up and the DNR and EPA is on his back about "biohazards" and polluting the environment. Remember, a wild animal may have pissed in that stream you swim in or may have pissed on that flower you picked. OH NOES! ITS A BIOHAZARD!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! 
Farming is easy when your plow is a pencil and you are a thousand miles from the cornfield. -Dwight D. Eisenhower
Don't curse the farmer with your mouth full.
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#55 2009-10-31 1:50 pm
- Orion
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Re: Dead cow story
Oh, and as for cats, I think I'm up to about 50 or so. Several of the "momma cats" have had kittens. One had three litters this year, another had two batches for 15 kittens in all. Cats are awesome. But, as mentioned before, all my cats are put to use hunting mice, rats, birds, etc. I don't have to buy bait or traps since the cat population recovered from the last nasty disease outbreak 10 years ago.
Farming is easy when your plow is a pencil and you are a thousand miles from the cornfield. -Dwight D. Eisenhower
Don't curse the farmer with your mouth full.
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#56 2009-10-31 4:20 pm
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Re: Dead cow story
Orion wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
macnuke wrote:
nothing .. really .. i have no recollection of anything being covered up so therefore cannot confirm or deny anything.And people wonder why we have problems with contamination.
Contamination? WTF?
A deer dies and rots in a woods, and no one gives a damn. A farmer buries a dead calf because none of the rendering plants will pick them up and the DNR and EPA is on his back about "biohazards" and polluting the environment. Remember, a wild animal may have pissed in that stream you swim in or may have pissed on that flower you picked. OH NOES! ITS A BIOHAZARD!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
live in your sterile environment and clorox the smurf out of everything and wonder why the smurf the antibiotics and anti viral meds dont do smurf anymore.
have some dirt and germs people.. a reasonable amount is good for you.
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#57 2009-11-01 1:59 am
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Re: Dead cow story
gd wrote:
Two of you catmen.
Three.
Sometimes before replying to a topic, I think to myself: I am just so original!
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#58 2009-11-01 1:11 am
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Re: Dead cow story
I have a cat, Bitey, who likes to rub his teeth on you when he wants something. HE is fit and works for his meal by keeping the house pest, bird and mouse free. He knows how to fetch, follow, and will sit on my shoulder when I go for a run or walk. My wife has a cat, Emo Cats, who is a whiney fat bastard. He earns his keep by keeping his food bowl empty.
When alone, Bitey catches small critters and leaves them in my shoes. I read that cats do that as either a gift or if they think you are an incompetent hunter. Emo Cats stands in the window and howls.
They do less attention causing trouble when they are together. When they are together, they stalk each other and fight. Bitey usually wins. If there is a small critter around they work together to kill the little dude. They both know how to open the fireplace door to get a bird that flies down the chimney.
(Fran will probably be along soon to defend her cat and denigrate mine.
)
Sometimes before replying to a topic, I think to myself: I am just so original!
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#59 2009-11-01 3:24 am
Re: Dead cow story
Jdude wrote:
I read that cats do that as either a gift or if they think you are an incompetent hunter.
Altruistic behavior! They care about you and don't want you to go hungry. Proof that cats truly are highly evolved beings, and the Egyptians were correct in viewing them as conduits by which they might psychicly communicate with our glorious alien masters!
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#60 2009-11-01 7:57 am
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Re: Dead cow story
Orion wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
macnuke wrote:
nothing .. really .. i have no recollection of anything being covered up so therefore cannot confirm or deny anything.And people wonder why we have problems with contamination.
Contamination? WTF?
A deer dies and rots in a woods, and no one gives a damn. A farmer buries a dead calf because none of the rendering plants will pick them up and the DNR and EPA is on his back about "biohazards" and polluting the environment. Remember, a wild animal may have pissed in that stream you swim in or may have pissed on that flower you picked. OH NOES! ITS A BIOHAZARD!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
I would think the problem is concentration.
In the wild you might have 100 deer per square mile. A cattle herd is going to be many times that dense.
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
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#61 2009-11-01 8:01 am
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Re: Dead cow story
That makes four catmen in the forum. Orion not included. Bren, sigh, one day you will wake up, someone will give you a dog. The poor thing will love you no matter what. That is when you will realize I was right and you will despise your cats.
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#62 2009-11-01 8:25 am
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Re: Dead cow story
gd wrote:
That makes four catmen in the forum. Orion not included. Bren, sigh, one day you will wake up, someone will give you a dog. The poor thing will love you no matter what. That is when you will realize I was right and you will despise your cats.
I have a dog and a cat, so what's that make me?
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
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#63 2009-11-01 8:49 am
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Re: Dead cow story
Pariah wrote:
gd wrote:
That makes four catmen in the forum. Orion not included. Bren, sigh, one day you will wake up, someone will give you a dog. The poor thing will love you no matter what. That is when you will realize I was right and you will despise your cats.
I have a dog and a cat, so what's that make me?

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#64 2009-11-01 12:34 pm
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Re: Dead cow story
Pariah. I guess your normal. Maybe it could be said your are a pet lover.
I, on the other hand, have two dogs and a fish.
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#65 2009-11-01 12:41 pm
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Re: Dead cow story
In my house the pets have their own areas of responsibility.
Maggie the cat is tasked with pest control. She does a great job of killing any creepy crawlies that get in the house. Sadie the Pit Bull is in charge of security. Pity the fool who breaks into my house.
They both share cuddling and snuggling duties as required 
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
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#66 2009-11-01 11:18 pm
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Re: Dead cow story
macnuke wrote:
Orion wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
And people wonder why we have problems with contamination.Contamination? WTF?
A deer dies and rots in a woods, and no one gives a damn. A farmer buries a dead calf because none of the rendering plants will pick them up and the DNR and EPA is on his back about "biohazards" and polluting the environment. Remember, a wild animal may have pissed in that stream you swim in or may have pissed on that flower you picked. OH NOES! ITS A BIOHAZARD!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!live in your sterile environment and clorox the smurf out of everything and wonder why the smurf the antibiotics and anti viral meds dont do smurf anymore.
The biggest problem in regards to anti-virals and anti-biotics is in livestock.
THAT is why the anti-biotics are less and less effective. What we do for humans (patients) is NOTHING compared to the amount in livestock.
Stuffing the cattle with corn so they can get ready for market faster makes them more prone to disease so they get shot up with all the antibiotics, etc, and then we get more and more more problems with ecoli, etc.
MUCH bigger issue than that dead/dying deer in nature scenario.
Livestock and wildlife are two very different things.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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#67 2009-11-01 11:25 pm
Re: Dead cow story
gd wrote:
That makes four catmen in the forum. Orion not included. Bren, sigh, one day you will wake up, someone will give you a dog. The poor thing will love you no matter what. That is when you will realize I was right and you will despise your cats.
Please don't take this as an insult, but that's a really stupid thing to say. Whoever said I don't like dogs? I love dogs, and have at times gone way beyond the call of duty to rescue dogs in peril, and I've been friends with a good many dogs over the years. Furthermore, my cats do, in fact, love me. Cats are among the most affectionate creatures on the planet.
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#68 2009-11-02 1:08 am
- Jdude
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Re: Dead cow story
Bren wrote:
Furthermore, my cats do, in fact, love me. Cats are among the most affectionate creatures on the planet.
They are. I never believed it until I had one of my own.
Bitey earns his keep through pest control, and likes me more than anyone else.
Sometimes before replying to a topic, I think to myself: I am just so original!
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#69 2009-11-02 3:04 pm
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Re: Dead cow story
I'll give you that Bren. No harm done. When you say you have befriended many dogs, do you mean you have
had dogs or not?
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