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#26 2009-11-01 10:32 pm
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There is also being the cause why your parents divorced. I have a friend that actually experienced this. Though he doesn't have a good mother, IMHO, she said in front of me to him "that he should leave her alone for the first time and that she is tired of all the stupid questions he does. She also said that he was a mistake and the #1 reason why his parents divorced".
If she was mad with him she could have just grounded him for no reason instead of saying that. To get to my point, he hasn't been the same ever since.
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#27 2009-11-01 10:42 pm
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That's horrible. I hope he realizes that his mother was lying when she blamed him for the divorce.
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#28 2009-11-01 11:58 pm
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The following question is currently active on Yahoo Answers in the Religion & Spirituality section:
If you're cremated when you pass away, your soul doesn't go to heaven?
I just heard that from someone...
This is my favorite answer so far:
internet 1 billion comps both centered for taxi
satan is the father of all lies
comp deal allow comps later animals to be close to god then matrix will allow pure taxis and pure gain faith
we are the only species that drinks milk from other species / cancer - family friends
raggedy torn clothes are holy -/ buttons -/ wouldnt wish my schizophrenia on my worst enemy
ya sure north south taxi's -/ 1000 year taxi name backup
lets make a deal - south park
hitlors halarious /- healthy, blue, blounde forgot sheep cloaning
mad cow deasease with chicken wire -/ china - roasted picton
holy cow ((country(.com)) further - closer mats taxi name loss mat lie
strike bugs - plants prefer cow - booze trade
wto (only the good die young) pre id
why is religion allowing athiests taxis i get it feed the leach save a tree
whats in store in 12 years or is mians 2012 cause trouble
at least we can rest
white humorist jokes are ok
never crave balance
I'm really beginning to like this nutjob! He has the following open question in Religion & Spirituality:
No reward no surrender poem?
vaticans upgrade
1000 years of freedom and peace and life
going beyond the stars where no man seeks to touch
king tuts tomb perhaps the name of rob
rust and moth smithering circles
the north south have oil
under ceasors chair the names of time safe
halarious is lol
bs to the (jackas s)
5 eagles eating pie at a native church
green and brown trees charging an exchange to ebays auctioned oxygen
niave to passa dollar for a drink
23 black birds on top of the vatican
23 places within
23 elders at the table of life drinking drinks
25 ww2 with plates of spagetti in scratched transport
wanted dead or alive
do you like it
"Ebay's auctioned oxygen!"
That is pure meta-meme gold!
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#29 2009-11-02 1:25 am
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5 eagles eating pie at a native church
23 black birds on top of the vatican
The Eagles should share the pizza with the black birds.
Sometimes before replying to a topic, I think to myself: I am just so original!
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#31 2009-11-02 3:35 am
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From Drawing & Illustration:
What do you think of my Dog/Cammy anthro idea?
I know this is weird but i just happen to think about
the dog from duck hunt and i was thinking about
cammy from street fighter (the classic one wearing
her old sexy gi-joe outfit) than i thought what if i mix
those two characters in one? thats right! i just imagine
a anthro idea (its like a human half animal)
i don't know if the dog is a he, she, or it,
duck hunt dog wearing cammy's classic outfit
standing on two feet like cammy does with a
nice body like hers showing no tail, only
it's nice *** is showing with the blue thunder tattoos
it had on the legs and butt the color of the outfit is
green (default color) the dog's fur is solid brown skin
in the same color like the duck hunt dog (brown)
the dog has big boobs like cammy does,
the dog has cammy's long red gloves up to the elbow
and the dog has nice sexy shoulders which has strong
muscles like cammy does, the dog has strong arms
and nice legs like cammy does with her long boots
and wearing cammy's classic red barret hat, the dog doesn't
have any hair on it's head, the face is still like the dog's
but looks pretty feminine with eye lashes and it's face has
no fur with solid brown skin,
just imagine it
and please tell me what you think.
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#32 2009-11-05 3:34 am
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Im trying to spell my cousin last name but im not sure if its petifore or petafor < thats what it sounds like ?
Im trying to spell my cousin last name but im not sure if its petifore or petafor < thats what it sounds like
How the whale move up &down?
is it use its fans or somthing other ?
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Grammer better you need.
This next one's not dumb, but it's funny:
Look at the discover sign next to discover...When your answering something...?
Doesn't it look a little wrong..
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i c a p3n!s

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#33 2009-11-05 3:56 am
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How Do I Report Myself For Abuse On Yahoo! Answers?
I'm very much into that sort of thing and I was wondering if anyone could steer me in the direction of members who are willing to make me feel less than human.
* 8 months ago
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Thanks, Bret.
Should I contact you via email?
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You can't...but I will do it for you.
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#34 2009-11-07 5:54 am
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What is the purpose of mopping and what are the equipments or supplies needed?
what is the rationale of each of these procedures in mopping?
a. use mop to apply wax in wide areas.
b. use side strokes in mopping general floor areas.
c. pass the mop parallel to the base board when mopping floor areas below it.
d. drifting mops are used only to soften dirt preparatory to general floor scrubbing otherwise in daily mopping it should only be the damp.
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#35 2009-11-08 1:21 am
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I NEED TIPS TO GET REVENGE?
hey so this is my situation
every1 in this story is 17 in grade 12 so...
my friend J has beef with this guy L
so J decided on halloween to egg L and his house and broke 2 of his windows
so today J's car got 2 of his tires slashed on his honda accord at school
L does not go to our school but lives close by n goes to a school close by
We think very strongly that L slashed the tires for retaliation to the egging lol
so finally what can we do to get revenge for J's slashed tires
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i was thinking revenge like something to effect his house our somthing
Since I'm something of an expert when it comes to revenge and smurfing with people, I felt the need to personally answer this one. Here's the answer that I posted:
Throw a magnificent soirée and don't invite him.
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#36 2009-11-08 5:29 am
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Last night, I was "using" my pillow and...?
It became very uncomfortable when I shifted my weight.
Why is this?
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I was laying on it, of course.
How else could one use a pillow?
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#37 2009-11-16 6:41 am
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Burnout in an automatic FWD car?
I have just got a 1999 Mitsubishi Magna TH sports.
It is automatic and manual (triptronic) and also Front wheel drive.
Can anyone tell me, or give some tips on how to do a burnout in it?
In case you're curious, a Magna is an Australian Diamante.
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#40 2009-11-16 10:27 am
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Too late!
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#41 2009-11-17 4:52 am
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Does any other guys get turned on by this?
The other night my girlfriend and I were downstairs in my house watching tv when we started tickling each other. She was laughing and said she was gonna pee her pants. She's said this before so I didn't think she was serious. Then she started yelling for me to stop, she really had to pee. I kinda got turned on thinking of her peeing in front of me in her jeans, so I kept tickling her. She yelled at me to stop and then I did, but then I said just one more time and when I did that she said no! and she started peeing her pants. I got really excited seeing her jeans getting wet, is this normal? I felt really bad for her then and told her I was sorry. Has anyone else tickled someone till they peed their pants?
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#42 2009-11-17 6:49 pm
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( Posted in response to a "where should I go in NY question )
Are you a girl?
my house....
Are you not?
I don't give a s.h.i.t
ps. i hate writing this way, because of the f.u.c.k.i.n.g yahoo censure, who they think they are to censure us this way? what they think this is, a tyranny system?
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#43 2009-11-17 10:44 pm
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I want a "What they think this is, a tyranny system?" bumper sticker.
There's what you love to do, and then there's what you get paid to do. Those two things are often different.
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#45 2009-11-18 5:05 pm
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Can any people who know a lot of websites help please?
does anyone know an adult website not blocked or detected by parental controls?
-thank you
Hah, hah!
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#46 2009-11-19 1:10 am
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Please answer this magical question about ex boyfriend hah...?
I deleted him from facebook. we hung out again ! had a good time but didnt hook up or anything. later that night he told me that i should request him and i said he should if he wants to be my friend THAT bad and he said that i should cuz im the one who ended it..its been 4-5 ddays since we hung out andi havent requested him. and he hasnt requested me. and i havent texted him and he hasnt texted me. i dont know cuz that night he was asking who i hoooked up with and that he knows what he wants now and bringing up the past..... sooooo should i be the one who adds him on facebook first....and dont say nothing or talk to him and dont add him yet?????? HELPPPPppppppppppppp
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#48 2009-11-19 2:15 am
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What to do if a girl u want drops your call from first minute of conversation always?
She is sixteen years & i'm 26, and sometimes when I send her cute sms she respond by saying " I dislyk you with all my heart" she is a Jehovah witness church & the street she uses to go to church is by our home, there is different street to go there, but she always uses that one, if I call sometimes her mom answers her cellphone and if I ask to speak to her she refuses(the girl), what does this mean? what to do?
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#49 2009-11-20 1:57 pm
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Ladies how can I get you preg? TEN POINTS 4 BEST ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
OK I need ur help plz! I am n a bet w/ my buddy 2 c who cn get the most gurlz pregnant b4 the new year. Plz tell me if I was tryin to talk u n2 lettin me make a baby n u, wat would b the best things 4 me to say? N E things I shouldnt say? Also if U R in the Cleveland area and want to get preg, hit me up and I'll knock u up!
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I hav a good job at Best Buy, plus I'm in THA GAME, so my money is non-stop!
5 minutes ago
Already got 2 grlz preg, but my buddys ahead of me!
I wonder if he listens to 50 Cent?
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