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#126 2009-11-08 8:00 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
Bren wrote:
And where can I find info on the good pyramid and the mediocre pyramid?
Here's the mediocre pyramid:
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#127 2009-11-08 8:39 pm
Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
Tallgeese wrote:
Bren wrote:
And where can I find info on the good pyramid and the mediocre pyramid?
Here's the mediocre pyramid:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … ahshur.JPG
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#128 2009-11-08 8:46 pm
Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
That's way better-looking than any pyramid I could build. And I do have access to highly advanced technology. Sadly, all my slaves have escaped.
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#129 2009-11-08 9:38 pm
Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
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That's way better-looking than any pyramid I could build. And I do have access to highly advanced technology. Sadly, all my slaves have escaped.
The secret is beer.
No temple friezes and certainly no billboards proclaimed it the king of beers, but it was the beer of pharaohs, and of their workers whose labors on pyramids and stately tombs were rewarded with a generous flow of the brews that made ancient Memphis or Thebes famous.
http://www.blavatsky.net/russian/pebeer.htm
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#130 2009-11-08 10:02 pm
Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago

These structures clearly pre-date modern Las Vegas by several thousand years.
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#131 2009-11-08 10:14 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
Bren wrote:
That's way better-looking than any pyramid I could build. And I do have access to highly advanced technology. Sadly, all my slaves have escaped.
You could try using postdocs.
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#132 2009-11-08 11:52 pm
Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
No, any slave who's had more schooling than me might try to take over. And then I'll be the poor chump stuck working that Annunaki anti-gravity crane with no medical, dental, or 401(k).
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#133 2009-11-09 1:27 am
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
Zahi Hawass and Mark Lehner on the sphinx's "water damage"
Also, this might prove interesting.
The pyramids and temples of Gizeh (1883)
and
Geo Polymers
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#134 2009-11-09 2:49 am
Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
Zahi Hawass is legendary for his hostility toward any research which in any way threatens the conventional model of Egyptian antiquities and where they came from. He seems to think that any suggestion that the great pyramid and sphinx might pre-date Egyptian civilization in some way takes something away from his culture.
So he rules over his little fiefdom with an iron hand and suppresses the truth with all his might. He is biased, and everything coming out of his mouth should be seen in that light.
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#135 2009-11-09 9:23 am
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
Bren wrote:
Zahi Hawass is legendary for his hostility toward any research which in any way threatens the conventional model of Egyptian antiquities and where they came from. He seems to think that any suggestion that the great pyramid and sphinx might pre-date Egyptian civilization in some way takes something away from his culture.
So he rules over his little fiefdom with an iron hand and suppresses the truth with all his might. He is biased, and everything coming out of his mouth should be seen in that light.
Aside from your ad hominem dismissal, you are making the claim that the great pyramid is much older than what a good deal of archeological and geological evidence supports because one piece of evidence isn't explained to your satisfaction by someone you like?
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#136 2009-11-09 10:22 am
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
There is nothing wrong with bias. Bias is part of being human.
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#137 2009-11-09 11:38 am
Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
If somebody has a long track record of obstructing legitimate research for political reasons, and I therefore give no credence to anything coming out of his mouth, I guess that is, technically, an ad hominem attack on my part. It doesn't change the fact that Hawass has no credibility.
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#138 2009-11-09 11:50 am
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
the fact that Hawass has no credibility.
objectively, that makes no sense.
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#139 2009-11-09 12:16 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
I can't believe that any rational person would accept "ancient astronauts" as a feasible explanation for anything. I especially can't believe that any rational person would start their ponderings with "ancient astronauts." The logical thought process should flow from "most likely" to "least likely," not the other way around.
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#140 2009-11-09 12:19 pm
Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
jerwin wrote:
There is nothing wrong with bias. Bias is part of being human.
I can't stand people with bias, and therefore, tend to disregard anything they say.
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#141 2009-11-09 12:25 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
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If the technology was there, howcome the newer pyramids lack the great pyramid's impossible-to-replicate level of precision? And if the great pyramid was built by Egyptians, I again ask, where did the water-erosion damage come from?
We are talking about a place situated not far from the longest river in the world, one with a very large floodplain, before the Aswan Dam. Evidence also suggests that the climate was at least slightly different than it is today.
Pyramids in and of themselves are not a terribly difficult technological wonder.
There are pyramids and ziggurats all over the ancient world.
Pyramids are the easiest way to build tall stone buildings because each layer weighs less. (Try building a tall structure out of non-mortared bricks and you'll discover this yourself.)
It's not like they were constructing very tall rectangular structures.
Expecting a scientific analysis or any skeptical analysis to calculate for the voodoo/ X-factor would be pretty silly.
It wouldn't make sense for a highly developed culture, with ability to travel light years, would create fairly primitive structures by such primitive means. Why wouldn't they leave behind something just a little more usefull, like a printing mechanism, or some type of engine or motor.
No, what we have are structures that dovetail COMPLETELY with the mathematics, astronomy and technology of the day. No substantial mystery there at all.
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#142 2009-11-09 12:38 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
But ancient astronauts are FUN.
It's nice to think that big daddy grey man is going to eventually swoop in here later to save our bacon because we are his long lost youngins.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#143 2009-11-09 1:48 pm
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What's all this "ancient astronaut" business? Ancient astronauts are not necessary for a theory of an ancient, highly advanced civilization to be sound. Ancient astronauts with the ability to traverse light-years are even less necessary. As for the absense of relic engines, I suspect we wouldn't recognize them if we found them. I further suspect that we're talking about a highly advanced civilization that may not have ever had an industrial revolution. Regardless, your Macintosh, and your car and house, will degenerate into puddles of heavy metals and piles of petrified wood in less time than you might think.
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#144 2009-11-09 2:11 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
Bren wrote:
As for the absense of relic engines, I suspect we wouldn't recognize them if we found them.
Why?
Bren wrote:
Regardless, your Macintosh, and your car and house, will degenerate into puddles of heavy metals and piles of petrified wood in less time than you might think.
All of them?
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#145 2009-11-09 4:17 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
iSeamas wrote:
Bren wrote:
As for the absense of relic engines, I suspect we wouldn't recognize them if we found them.
Why?
Magic.
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But-
MAGIC.
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#146 2009-11-09 4:23 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
iSeamas wrote:
Pyramids in and of themselves are not a terribly difficult technological wonder.
There are pyramids and ziggurats all over the ancient world.
Pyramids are the easiest way to build tall stone buildings because each layer weighs less. (Try building a tall structure out of non-mortared bricks and you'll discover this yourself.)
Exactly. You can take a handful of sand and just let it fall out of your first in one place, it it's nearly a pyramid.
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#147 2009-11-09 4:27 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
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iSeamas wrote:
Bren wrote:
As for the absense of relic engines, I suspect we wouldn't recognize them if we found them.
Why?
Magic.
iSeamas wrote:
But-
MAGIC.
LOL.
I do wonder if there is are people who buy into the ancient astronauts, but also believe the moon landing was a hoax.
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#148 2009-11-09 4:50 pm
Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
iSeamas wrote:
Bren wrote:
As for the absense of relic engines, I suspect we wouldn't recognize them if we found them.
Why?
a) Such engines might use technology so different from ours that they wouldn't even look like engines as we understand them.
b) The previously mentioned process of decay.
Bren wrote:
Regardless, your Macintosh, and your car and house, will degenerate into puddles of heavy metals and piles of petrified wood in less time than you might think.
All of them?
One would hope not, but we're talking about a staggeringly large expanse of thousands upon thousands of years. I am of the opinion that our species is much older than the conventional model would have you believe.
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#149 2009-11-09 5:09 pm
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Re: Why I'm annoyed about something that happened 1500 years ago
iSeamas wrote:
Bren wrote:
If the technology was there, howcome the newer pyramids lack the great pyramid's impossible-to-replicate level of precision? And if the great pyramid was built by Egyptians, I again ask, where did the water-erosion damage come from?
We are talking about a place situated not far from the longest river in the world, one with a very large floodplain, before the Aswan Dam. Evidence also suggests that the climate was at least slightly different than it is today.
Pyramids in and of themselves are not a terribly difficult technological wonder.
There are pyramids and ziggurats all over the ancient world.
Pyramids are the easiest way to build tall stone buildings because each layer weighs less. (Try building a tall structure out of non-mortared bricks and you'll discover this yourself.)
It's not like they were constructing very tall rectangular structures.
Expecting a scientific analysis or any skeptical analysis to calculate for the voodoo/ X-factor would be pretty silly.
It wouldn't make sense for a highly developed culture, with ability to travel light years, would create fairly primitive structures by such primitive means. Why wouldn't they leave behind something just a little more usefull, like a printing mechanism, or some type of engine or motor.
No, what we have are structures that dovetail COMPLETELY with the mathematics, astronomy and technology of the day. No substantial mystery there at all.
What makes the Egyptian pyramids interesting is the high degree of precision in the stone work - and precision that required careful placing of stones at several levels of construction. There are vertical and diagonal shafts extending for great distances that are very nearly perfectly straight. THAT is impressive.
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