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Switch · 2003-06-25 11:13 am

Well, driving home just now I saw a one of the 2QR2BESTR8 bumper stickers, and I got to thinking, wouldn't it be hilarious (to me) if I put a custom bumper sticker on the back of my ex's car? something along the lines of,

I'm so gay, even my penis is bent!

I really think that would help me release alot of anger.

Oh, and you can post other ways, if you feel like steeling my glory.

justine · 2003-06-25 11:18 am

That sounds like something a little kid would do. Or a stalker. Why don't you just move on?

Switch · 2003-06-25 11:20 am

Because, then I can't do childish things to his car. Dur.

registered_user · 2003-06-25 11:22 am

I'll go with Stalker.

But as for the sticker, I get it, but I think the punchline could be a little better... But I can't quite get my finger on it either (on the punchline). Don't you just hate it when you are sitting on a funny joke but you can't quite work out the punchline?

Switch · 2003-06-25 11:24 am

Well, driving home just now I saw a one of the 2QR2BESTR8 bumper stickers, and I got to thinking, wouldn't it be hilarious (to me) if I put a custom bumper sticker on the back of my ex's car? something along the lines of,

I'm so gay, even my penis is bent!

I really think that would help me release alot of anger.

Oh, and you can post other ways, if you feel like steeling my glory.
I honestly don't get the revenge factor here, or why exactly you would be pissed off by the first bumper sticker...

But, if I wanted to get back at someone, I think a good way would be to...dump paint on their car?

I wasn't pissed of by the first one, it gave me the idea for the second one.

Where is theconfuzed1, he would know how to make this thread fun. You guys are all to serious. cry

why8not9 · 2003-06-25 11:41 am

meh

I just put a rag soaked with gasoline in their gas tank, light it and run...I'm so old fashioned

fredges · 2003-06-25 11:42 am

Buy a subscription to the raunchiest porn mag you can find, in the name of your victim of course, and have the address off by one digit so it goes to the next door neighbor's by "mistake".

Neighbor: "Um, I got some of your mail..."
Vistim: "Whoa! I never ordered [that!"
Neighbor: "Riiiiight...hey, uh, could you stay away from my kids, please? Thanks."

registered_user · 2003-06-25 11:48 am

Buy a subscription to the raunchiest porn mag you can find, in the name of your victim of course, and have the address off by one digit so it goes to the next door neighbor's by "mistake".

Neighbor: "Um, I got some of your mail..."
Vistim: "Whoa! I never ordered [that!"
Neighbor: "Riiiiight...hey, uh, could you stay away from my kids, please? Thanks."

lol I can't believe I've never though of that! I wonder if the neighbor would return it or keep it for himself... "Uh, honey, we got some mail for... uh... the neighbor... yeah, that's the ticket. I don't feel comfortable taking it over to him though, so I'm just going to hold onto it."

Yes, there's a double entendre at the end. Ooops, there's another one!

mediocresau · 2003-06-25 11:51 am

Screw getting back at someone, just have a beer and chill. The beer's on me by the way. wink

PuddleMonkey · 2003-06-25 11:51 am

Ha, I've formulated many a revenge plot (uh, way before I met Gipster).

I dated a jackass who drove a beat up old car, and he always left the windows rolled down in the summer, so I had many fantasies about "vaselining" the entire interior or dismantling the dash board and sticking a dead fish in it.

But my favorite revenge plot is something my brother actually came up with. Here's how it goes. I suggest that jackass and I have sex one last time, at his place, and we tie each other up. Of course, I tie up jackass first, arms and feet, spread eagle on the bed. Then I get naked and stand on top of him as if I ready to mount. Instead, I take a dump on him and then leave.

I know it's sick and wrong, but the idea of it, the image of it, cracks me up. big_smile

Aqua OS X · 2003-06-25 11:54 am

You could dig through her garbage; find her bank account numbers and social security number; transfer all of her funds into your account; and drive to mexico.

Or, ya know.... you could put a funny sticker on her car wink

Tallgeese · 2003-06-25 12:15 pm

You could start a rumor that he has syphilis.
Well, why exactly do you want revenge? What was the crime? This is important, for tailor-made vengeance.

why8not9 · 2003-06-25 12:19 pm

if I really want to get back at someone I tell them to post their gay and lesbian views over on mini-think

the next day I usually find them hunkered down in a dark corner crying softly to themselves

Mars_Attacks · 2003-06-25 12:47 pm

Pour Deer Rut in the vent intake.

He'll have to burn the car.

K.C. Lofty · 2003-06-25 1:02 pm

Where is theconfuzed1, he would know how to make this thread fun. You guys are all to serious.

Why, he would surely just say "rope, shovel, lime" doncha know.

Just sign 'em up for every piece of junk mail and internet scam you can find. Fill up their mailbox with garbage. It's basically harmless, but a lot of fun.

Didn't anyone ever tell you revenge is wrong?

(the best revenge is living well)

KeilwerthSX90 · 2003-06-25 2:12 pm

I would go with living well, but apparently that's not an option.

You really did mess that one up, though.

There's "I can't even think straight!" and "Let's get one thing straight. I'm not." There's plenty more, but those off the top of my head were better than yours.

soulcrusher · 2003-06-25 2:39 pm

Why do you want people to believe your ex is a lesbian?

Edit: wait a sec, how can your girlfriend have a penis?

Edit2: oh, you're gay, right? Disgusting.

Tallgeese · 2003-06-25 2:43 pm

Why do you want people to believe your ex is a lesbian?

Edit: wait a sec, how can your girlfriend have a penis?

Edit2: oh, you're gay, right? Disgusting.

You're so self-loathing.

soulcrusher · 2003-06-25 2:46 pm

Why do you want people to believe your ex is a lesbian?

Edit: wait a sec, how can your girlfriend have a penis?

Edit2: oh, you're gay, right? Disgusting.
You're so self-loathing.

wtf? I don't want to suck cock!

PuddleMonkey · 2003-06-25 2:46 pm

Self-loathing troll.

Tallgeese · 2003-06-25 2:46 pm

Why do you want people to believe your ex is a lesbian?

Edit: wait a sec, how can your girlfriend have a penis?

Edit2: oh, you're gay, right? Disgusting.
You're so self-loathing.
wtf? I don't want to suck cock!

so you just want to take it in the ass from a guy?

soulcrusher · 2003-06-25 2:47 pm

Self-loathing troll.

At least I am not an scatologist. Freak.

soulcrusher · 2003-06-25 2:49 pm

Why do you want people to believe your ex is a lesbian?

Edit: wait a sec, how can your girlfriend have a penis?

Edit2: oh, you're gay, right? Disgusting.
You're so self-loathing.
wtf? I don't want to suck cock!
so you just want to take it in the ass from a guy?

No way. Stop it, you're making me nauseous.

Tallgeese · 2003-06-25 2:50 pm

Why do you want people to believe your ex is a lesbian?

Edit: wait a sec, how can your girlfriend have a penis?

Edit2: oh, you're gay, right? Disgusting.
You're so self-loathing.
wtf? I don't want to suck cock!
so you just want to take it in the ass from a guy?
No way. Stop it, you're making me nauseous.

Oh, so you only want to be on the giving end. You seem like the kind who would smurf a man in the ass and not give him the goddamn common courtesy of a reach-around.

soulcrusher · 2003-06-25 2:57 pm

Why do you want people to believe your ex is a lesbian?

Edit: wait a sec, how can your girlfriend have a penis?

Edit2: oh, you're gay, right? Disgusting.
You're so self-loathing.
wtf? I don't want to suck cock!
so you just want to take it in the ass from a guy?
No way. Stop it, you're making me nauseous.
Oh, so you only want to be on the giving end. You seem like the kind who would smurf a man in the ass and not give him the goddamn common courtesy of a reach-around.

What did you expect from me? And it's not any man, it's only Brian Molko.

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