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2 in the head makes sure they're dead.   

well, how about putting mulch all over thier car

or even better, cow manure

Whos gonna clean that up?

"WHY THE smurf IS THERE COW smurf ON MY CAR?!?!?!?!?!?!"    

The funny part is we came up with this in religion classes...

Im not sure where i heard this. maybe it was here on MAF...

Get some bottles of shaving cream. Freeze them. Cut them open. take out the pellets. And throw them on the inside of the car, glovebox, trunk, under the seats, and any other little stashes you can find. Do this early in the morning on a forcast for a hot day. The car will heat up and the shaving cream will expand with the help of the pressure in the car. MUAAHAHAHAH car filled with shaving cream!

Yes, and if they have a fabric interior, it's a bitch to get out.

I've done sugar in the gas tank before. I was too sloppy doing it, though, because the guy noticed sugar on the ground and so he didn't dare start his car... had it towed and pumped out, instead. Cost him $500 bucks. Serves him right for framing me for something completely different.

But no, the best one is this: put the car up on blocks, slit the top of the tires and pour cement into them. When they find their car up on blocks, they'll knock it down, grumble about you kooky kids and try to drive away.

They'll go 0-60 in about 10 minutes and get about 5 gallons to the mile; and they won't even know why!

Yes, but you can't just freeze the shaving cream, you have to dip it into liquid nitrogen with metal tongs before peeling the metal off and tossing them in.

Very high-maintenance revenge. Have you ever tried to acquire liquid nitrogen? Downright impossible for me.

Serves him right for framing me for something completely different.

I am officially intrigued.

Back to bumper stickers:

"Jesus sucks.  Ask me why."  ...with their home phone number.

1. Resultant damage to car by angry people.
2. Furious calls from random irate people.


It's the best of both worlds. 

[friendly sarcasm]Of course not.  I've never heard of offended Christians getting violent, or becoming offensive themselves. [/friendly sarcasm]

I mean really, Christians have been nothing but pacifists since the Crusades.  Well, after the Inquisition.  Er, after the Reformation.  Okay, after World War II, there has been... okay, aside from the abortion clinic bombings...  oh nevermind

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But no, the best one is this: put the car up on blocks, slit the top of the tires and pour cement into them. When they find their car up on blocks, they'll knock it down, grumble about you kooky kids and try to drive away.

Or…

Raise the car on jacks
Remove the wheels
Place the wheels flat on the gound under the car's axles
Lower car onto wheels

[friendly sarcasm]Of course not.  I've never heard of offended Christians getting violent, or becoming offensive themselves. [/friendly sarcasm]

[Fake cough] Ireland! [/fake cough]


Seriously, though.  The point is that people get really touchy about their religions and to slam the major religion for any area is likely to be drawing their ire... towards the poor schlub that you stickered.  That's what would make this effective.

Look at your own reaction.  You jumped on it like a starving jackal on a rabbit.

[Fake cough] Ireland! [/fake cough]

Oh, and in case someone goes after me for "avoiding this one", I'll hit it now:

Catholics vs. Protestants. The Catholics started it.

edit: The close quote didn't work, now does.

Ya, but it doesn't show that you've edited your post unless someone has posted after you.

I mean really, Christians have been nothing but pacifists since the Crusades.

Catholics.

Well, after the Inquisition.

Also the Catholics.

Er, after the Reformation.

Even more Catholics. Try harder.

Okay, after World War II, there has been... okay, aside from the abortion clinic bombings...

...you mean the extremist ex-Southern Baptists that really don't do it in God's name, but slap that label on there in order to justify their actions? Like Rupdolph.
Yup, those guys.

oh nevermind

No, your listing is quite amusing. Continue if you must.

Point 1. Catholic = Christian, especially pre-reformation
2. Ask U.K. Catholics (especially the Irish) if Catholics were responsible for all the post-reformation violence.  Oh, and ask the Germans, the French...
2a. Cromwell
3.  Witch hunts in the American colonies were Protestant Christian-led
4.  Klan persecution of Catholics (because the Klan were "true Christians")
5. Paul Hill is a Presbyterian
6. He and Michael Griffin didn't seem to be "just slapping God's name" on anything any more than any other Christian, good or evil