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#29 2003-07-22 11:02 pm
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Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
i went to a rita's thing in like, lansdale PA once. it didn't look like a big chain
WTF were you doing in Landsdale? Other than eating Rita's.
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#32 2003-07-22 11:16 pm
Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
The only problem with kicking your ass is that it'd be too easy.
I almost fell out of my chair when I read this. The emoticon added to the way I misread that statement very effectively.
(What rhymes with "kicking" and also makes sense in that context?)Well, you should . . . er, I should . . . one of us should be more careful.
I think this was my fault. 
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#33 2003-07-22 11:30 pm
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Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
i usually take punches in the face, and then return one of my own. In Australia, if you take the first punch, then strike back, you can beat the smurf outta someone and claim self defence.
usually i just talk them down, or if worst comes to worst i just go for a flat foot kick to the knee cap, or i dislocate their shoulder. works for me.
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This is especially funny if you think of it as coming from the character in his avatar... 
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#34 2003-07-22 11:41 pm
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Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
i usually take punches in the face, and then return one of my own. In Australia, if you take the first punch, then strike back, you can beat the booboo outta someone and claim self defence.
usually i just talk them down, or if worst comes to worst i just go for a flat foot kick to the knee cap, or i dislocate their shoulder. works for me.
W2ttsyThis is especially funny if you think of it as coming from the character in his avatar...
I don't get punched a lot, but I've got a sort fuse. When someone hits me, and I'm already pissed off at them, bad things could happen. 
Anywhoo, my smurfy smart-ass comments usually keep them peeved, and than I tlak them down. Unless I or they walk away, in whihc case it's probobly someone I'd wanna hit anyways.
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#36 2003-07-23 12:40 am
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Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
A light punch? Underkill. I once broke someone's jaw for bad mouthing my sister....
"When I need to strike my opponent, I use the largest weapon avaliable - the earth."
"When my attacker approaches, I will feel no fear - For I am already standing behind his limp, unconscious body."
-Morihei Ueshiba, Founder of Aikido
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#37 2003-07-23 2:23 am
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Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
*glove slap*
I demand satisfaction!
[singing="to the tune of the B-52's Love Shack"] The glooove slap is a little ol' place where you get sat-is-faction! Glove slap, baby gloooove slap! [/singing]
All hail Xenu!
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#38 2003-07-23 2:31 am
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Hurray for violence!
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
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#39 2003-07-23 8:18 am
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Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
being a retard. i should have stayed in California
HA HA HA! You were at Sesame Place, weren't you! I was there when I was like 6.
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#40 2003-07-23 7:33 pm
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Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
i usually take punches in the face, and then return one of my own. In Australia, if you take the first punch, then strike back, you can beat the smurf outta someone and claim self defence.
LOL-in America if you take the first punch and don't swing back (with witnesses present) your opponents ass is yours-in court! Assault (first strike) and Battery (second hit) is a crime, best scenario is when your attacker is a sports figure or a politician.
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#41 2003-07-23 11:02 pm
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Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
i usually take punches in the face, and then return one of my own. In Australia, if you take the first punch, then strike back, you can beat the smurf outta someone and claim self defence.
LOL-in America if you take the first punch and don't swing back (with witnesses present) your opponents ass is yours-in court! Assault (first strike) and Battery (second hit) is a crime, best scenario is when your attacker is a sports figure or a politician.
I've only been in two fist fights. Both times, the other guy hit me first. In one case, it was the only hit the other guy was able to get. In both cases, I whooped some ass. 
No one ever was sued though. 
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#42 2003-07-24 1:01 am
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Re: FACE PUNCH : Explained
I tried that 'pacifisim' thing once. I got punched in the back of my head. That was the first, and except one occasion when I was outnumbered 3 to one, last time I lost a fight. It was also the last time i chose not to hit first, also.
The 3 to one I ran like a little bitch as fast as I could. Nobody was hurt, but it was still a loss.
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