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#51 2003-07-21 6:20 pm
- dinerfan
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
"So, what you got there?"
"Oh, just a 6 litre Kholer with chrome finish..."
"No way!! Stock suspension?"
"No, it's lowerd to give only 2 and a half inches of anal crearence."
"Oh man, that's awesome."
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#52 2003-07-21 6:22 pm
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
"So, what you got there?"
"Oh, just a 6 litre Kholer with chrome finish..."
"No way!! Stock suspension?"
"No, it's lowerd to give only 2 and a half inches of anal crearence."
"Oh man, that's awesome."
2 and a half inches clearance? Well, it would be an efficient way to cool off your balls on a hot day.
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#53 2003-07-22 1:23 pm
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
That's a little repulsive, but...
Stanley Kubrick always puts a bathroom scene in his movies. It kind of makes you wonder what people in Sci-Fi movies have as toilets. Toilet technology would have evolved to light-years beyond what we have today.
I know that in star wars, it's merely called a "refresher unit". 
In 2001:ASO, they have a special "Zero-G Toilet System".
No idea beyond those two.
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#54 2003-07-22 4:20 pm
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
That's a little repulsive, but...
Stanley Kubrick always puts a bathroom scene in his movies. It kind of makes you wonder what people in Sci-Fi movies have as toilets. Toilet technology would have evolved to light-years beyond what we have today.
I know that in star wars, it's merely called a "refresher unit".
In 2001:ASO, they have a special "Zero-G Toilet System".
No idea beyond those two.
Yea! Like.. in Star Trek, there are no bathrooms (Well, no toilets)... what do tehy do, just beam the smurf right out of you and out into space?
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#55 2003-07-22 4:21 pm
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
That's a little repulsive, but...
Stanley Kubrick always puts a bathroom scene in his movies. It kind of makes you wonder what people in Sci-Fi movies have as toilets. Toilet technology would have evolved to light-years beyond what we have today.
I know that in star wars, it's merely called a "refresher unit".
In 2001:ASO, they have a special "Zero-G Toilet System".
No idea beyond those two.Yea! Like.. in Star Trek, there are no bathrooms (Well, no toilets)... what do tehy do, just beam the smurf right out of you and out into space?
They have phasers and they aim very carefully.
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#56 2003-07-22 4:25 pm
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
Or, one could always opt for the 3.8 litre American convertible...
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#57 2003-07-22 5:06 pm
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
Stanley Kubrick always puts a bathroom scene in his movies. It kind of makes you wonder what people in Sci-Fi movies have as toilets. Toilet technology would have evolved to light-years beyond what we have today.
"Heh heh heh - He doesn't know about the 3 seashells!"
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#59 2003-07-22 7:20 pm
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
It's a quote from "Demolition Man." It's the only sci-fi movie I've seen that has prominently featured an upgrade in toilet technology.
Apparently, toilet paper is no longer used. Sylvester Stalone, cryogenically frozen since before this innovation, has no idea how to use the shells. Everybody giggles. He glares. They stop giggling.
It's probably the funniest & most interesting thing in the whole movie. I still want to know how they use the three seashells.
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#60 2003-07-22 10:49 pm
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
yeah, how the smurf DO you use the three seashells?
And what technological advance do they represent?
Does it have something to do with...OYSTERS?!
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#61 2003-07-23 4:23 pm
Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
a new all re designed crapper would be good for the new centrury. It should be chrome, and have a heater so when you sit on it, you dont freeze your ass off like modern toelits.
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#62 2003-07-24 11:21 am
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Re: I HATE toilets!!!!! argh
...and have a heater so when you sit on it, you dont freeze your ass off like modern toelits.
Why that's colder than a tin toilet seat in the Yukon!
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