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29. How to professionally pour wine.

(This is actually true.)

30. There's always a long-lost similar-looking cousin somewhere.

(This is actually not.)

90% of Phone numbers start with 555

I've leaned that there are a lot of smurf-ups in movies.

http://www.movie-mistakes.com/

In the party scene of the first American Pie movie (the party where Stiffler got the "pale ale"), the beer cups changed from blue to red. 

I saw that.  It drove the hell out of me.

I thought it went from blue to clear?

Computer progress bars barely get done in time.

any explosion can be survived if you jump just as it goes off.

if you save a girl, she will have sex with you.

all mortal enemies would rather fight hand to hand than to shoot the other when one has a clear advantage.

Macs never explode or get shot up in fire-fights as opposed to PCs.

Macs never explode or get shot up in fire-fights as opposed to PCs.

But Macs don't respond well to gasoline and fire a la Fight Club.

Macs never explode or get shot up in fire-fights as opposed to PCs.

But Macs don't respond well to gasoline and fire a la Fight Club.

They don't like to get thrown from the second floor a la Zoolander either. 

Macs never explode or get shot up in fire-fights as opposed to PCs.

But Macs don't respond well to gasoline and fire a la Fight Club.

They don't like to get thrown from the second floor a la Zoolander either. 

Marc, i do think your original statement rings true,

But the day I saw Mission Impossible II and they shot up like 6-7 Cinema displays I almost cried...

and cant say I paid money or used up my time to see zoolander...

It was a really funny movie.  No joke.  It was just so completely stupid that it was hilarious.



The President of the United States is always in tip top fighting form, well versed in anything from hand to hand combat to defusing nuclear missiles.

All  Russians are drunks.

The Entire crew of the Красный Октябрь sponaniously starts talking in english then switches back to Russian as soon as Americans come around.  ( I know it was to make things easier so people didn't have to read all the subtitles, but what the hey.)

- no matter how long it would take normally, a helicopter, car or jet only takes minutes to get to a location.

- The good guy always uses a mac, where as the bad guys use a PC.

- A guy can take like 10 punches to the face and still be conscieous

- lethal antogens can be neutralised by a simple vacince, even after its taken affect (OutBreak, M:I 2)

- kids always get the presents they want. regardless of the parents financial situation

W2ttsy

lipstick never gets smeared when kissing

messes always get "magically" cleaned up

The Entire crew of the ??????? ??????? sponaniously starts talking in english then switches back to Russian as soon as Americans come around.  ( I know it was to make things easier so people didn't have to read all the subtitles, but what the hey.)

Okay, did you notice Sean Connery's "Russian"?  I don't know what language he was speaking, but that sure as hell wasn't Russian.

I'm not talkin' about the accent, I'm talking about the stuff with subtitles. That wasn't an accent problem, it was a "he's not speaking any actual language" issue.

when the pizza guy comes to deliver the pizza....the two chicks are always ready to get it on.

poolsides are a easy and discreet place to smurf

condoms just appear

girls are always willing to do other girls

fat hairy guys get layed all the time

girls like it when you come all over them

Geez, Gozer, you watch anything other than Ron Jeremy films?