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#26 2003-09-10 1:52 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
That homosexuals don't need to be married and that civil unions would be sufficient.
That's in my list already.
Actually, so is the one about businesses.
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#27 2003-09-10 1:59 pm
Re: Gay marrige question.
12. If gay marriages are legally recognized in the United States, God will lift his magic shield that's protected us and we'll be attacked again, just like on September 11th. (Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson.)
If you want to build on this one, South Africa constitutionally recognizes homosexuality as valid. You can point to the high HIV rate, or the high murder rate as examples of what befalls a nation that turns from God's will.
Empty rhetoric would/should result in a poor grade.
But, attributing the HIV rate to same-sex couples qualfies as empty rhetoric. I think you missed my point.
Well certainly homosexual sex has contributed to high HIV rate in SA. It happens both in the mine workers (one of the highest infection rates) and in the initiation schools. Now its hard to see the exact relationship between this and real relationships, but it is also not empty rhetoric. Additionally, God's Shield is a pretty fuzzy concept that can be molded to suit the needs of the speaker.
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#28 2003-09-10 2:29 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
Lesbians have the lowest STD rates, so using the STD argument against same-sex marriage won't work. Plus, the majority of HIV cases in Africa are from heterosexual sex.
Of course, the arguments I listed are also invalid. My point is that if you use science, you're likely to have trouble because there is no scientific justification for prejudices. There are explanations, but not justifications.
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#29 2003-09-10 2:45 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
"]...so I ask you people here who are opposed to give why exactly you are opposed, preferably with info to back it up. Thanks.
because there are two types of humans...males and females. they each have their own sexual organs. one fits into the other.
two males can't fit into each others sexual organs, two females can't fit into each others sexual organs.
*those of you thinking...your butthole isn't a sexual organ, sorry 
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#30 2003-09-10 2:47 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
And some brains don't fit into some heads, either, sadly.
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#31 2003-09-10 2:50 pm
Re: Gay marrige question.
"]...so I ask you people here who are opposed to give why exactly you are opposed, preferably with info to back it up. Thanks.
because there are two types of humans...males and females. they each have their own sexual organs. one fits into the other.
two males can't fit into each others sexual organs, two females can't fit into each others sexual organs.
*those of you thinking...your butthole isn't a sexual organ, sorry
To the mods, if this is inappropriate, feel free to remove this, I'm not sure if this is over the line.
So what about tit sex? Are breasts sexual organs? The primary function is to produce milk for children. Does that make a husband and wife who engage in such activity wrong/sinful? Should we attempt to stop such activity from occurring?
It's a paradox of how sharply dull I am.
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#32 2003-09-10 2:54 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
I've addressed this in the "Orgy High School" thread.
A good start is to ask him how many times he's masturbated. Was the penis created for the hand?
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#33 2003-09-10 3:00 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
because there are two types of humans...males and females. they each have their own sexual organs. one fits into the other.
two males can't fit into each others sexual organs, two females can't fit into each others sexual organs.
I've always hated this argument as bad as "it's a sin. Period."
It's based entirely on test tube biology and totally ignores our social nature. Look at a bumblebee in a test tube and they aren't supposed to be able to fly.
Sorry I went off topic.
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#34 2003-09-10 3:00 pm
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I've addressed this in the "Orgy High School" thread.
A good start is to ask him how many times he's masturbated. Was the penis created for the hand?
Oh sorry, I have been ignoring that one because it just seemed so pointless.
It's a paradox of how sharply dull I am.
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#35 2003-09-10 3:00 pm
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How about golden showers? Or pearl necklaces? These are "hetero" things that don't seem to quite match this harebrained theory. Dammit, where's the outrage?!?
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#36 2003-09-10 3:02 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
Was the penis created for the hand?
When you finally throw your hands in the air in desperation, where do they always land? 
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#37 2003-09-10 3:06 pm
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How about golden showers? Or pearl necklaces? These are "hetero" things that don't seem to quite match this harebrained theory. Dammit, where's the outrage?!?
Psychology distinguishes between sexual orientation and fetish. There is a distinction between sexual acts and sexual orientation.
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#38 2003-09-10 3:07 pm
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How about golden showers? Or pearl necklaces? These are "hetero" things that don't seem to quite match this harebrained theory. Dammit, where's the outrage?!?
In the old days, any position other than the Missionary" was considered "savage" and a sin, hence the name, which the "savages" used to call this rather boring take on sex.
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#39 2003-09-10 3:09 pm
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Which old days?
Which culture? What time period?
Sure, the Puritans supposedly had sex with their clothes on, bathed with clothes on, used the "missionary position", and never had sex for pleasure.
But, at the same time, in other cultures, other sexual mores were in place. And, Sparta came before the Puritans.
Did you know there was once a Catholic rite for blessing same-sex unions? I've seen the mosaics. There is even, I've read, a male couple who are both saints.
How little people understand History...
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#40 2003-09-10 3:20 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
because there are two types of humans...males and females. they each have their own sexual organs. one fits into the other.
two males can't fit into each others sexual organs, two females can't fit into each others sexual organs.
Oh that's why people get married! It's all about sex!
Silly me, I thought there was some aspect of 'love' to it.
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#41 2003-09-10 3:23 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
*those of you thinking...your butthole isn't a sexual organ, sorry
What about your mouth? Hands? Ears?
Christ, either you're having the most boring sex imaginable, or you have absolutely no idea of what the hell you're talking about.
I'm favoring the later, despite your fervent claims of a raucous sex life before finding jesus.

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#42 2003-09-10 3:34 pm
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This thread is trash. You should not be forced to argue a position you do not support.
I'd rather fail.
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#43 2003-09-10 3:37 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
This thread is trash. You should not be forced to argue a position you do not support.
I'd rather fail.
Nah, it's fun...that's what 'debate' is all about! (Didn't he say it was for a debate class?)
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#44 2003-09-10 3:40 pm
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It legitimizes an immoral behavior.
Define "immoral".
It allows gay couples to raise children in a home of perversion.
Does it? Last I checked, two males or two females can't have kids. Allowing gay people to marry doesn't imply that they are allowed to adopt children, and lastly, heterosexuals who have children are quite capable of getting up to some rather perverse things. Are you suggesting we put cameras in the houses of couples with kids, so we can keep an eye on them, and arrest them if they let their kids grow up in "a home of perversion"?
Marriage was set by God to be 'between a man and a woman'
Seperation of church and state, anyone?
Additionally, I do not think we should "write off" more than 2,000 years of traditional morality and moral belief toward marriage (union of male + female) just because a small percent of the population wishes it.
Like we shouldn't have written off an even longer tradition of slavery?
This issue has gained national attention specifically because proponents want to legitimize their immoral behavior!
*gasp!*
Further, one of the main reasons for marriage is the lawful development of progeny; a process which cannot be completed given the definition of gay marriage.
Hang on, just a few sentences earlier, you were claiming "it allows gay couples to raise children in a home of perversion." Now which is it, can they raise kids, or not?
So, given that you are of the opinion, should we ban anyone who can't have kids from marriage? Should we have mandatory fertility tests before one is allowed to marry? Should we arrest or fine married couples who refuse to breed?
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#45 2003-09-10 3:40 pm
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This thread is trash. You should not be forced to argue a position you do not support.
I'd rather fail.Nah, it's fun...that's what 'debate' is all about! (Didn't he say it was for a debate class?)
I am not going to argue against myself because many would use it against me in the future. If I want to debate something, I will pick my side and my topic and not be told what I believe by some omnipotent teacher.
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#46 2003-09-10 3:46 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
because there are two types of humans...males and females. they each have their own sexual organs. one fits into the other.
two males can't fit into each others sexual organs, two females can't fit into each others sexual organs.
*those of you thinking...your butthole isn't a sexual organ, sorry
Oh, it can be. A mouth isn't a sexual organ either, but I can't think of too many people who would want to give up oral sex because it doesn't fit into the narrow view of doing what is supposedly biologically correct...
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#47 2003-09-10 4:01 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
because there are two types of humans...males and females. they each have their own sexual organs. one fits into the other.
two males can't fit into each others sexual organs, two females can't fit into each others sexual organs.
*those of you thinking...your butthole isn't a sexual organ, sorryOh, it can be. A mouth isn't a sexual organ either, but I can't think of too many people who would want to give up oral sex because it doesn't fit into the narrow view of doing what is supposedly biologically correct...
Is kissing sanctioned by good Christianly behavior, or is it strict missionary position, through a hole in a sheet, and only for procreation, nothing more?
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#48 2003-09-10 4:05 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
If I want to debate something, I will pick my side and my topic and not be told what I believe by some omnipotent teacher.
Teaching people how to lie persuasively is seen as important.
Win at any cost!
Nah, it's fun...that's what 'debate' is all about! (Didn't he say it was for a debate class?)
Actually, debate is about discovering truth via scrutiny.
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#49 2003-09-10 4:08 pm
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I was a debate nerd back in high school. I usually found it easier to argue against the side that I personally believed in. It forced me to be more objective and put my feelings about the topic aside.
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#50 2003-09-10 4:10 pm
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Re: Gay marrige question.
I was a debate nerd back in high school. I usually found it easier to argue against the side that I personally believed in. It forced me to be more objective and put my feelings about the topic aside.
I was into debate as well...arguing against what you believe is a skill.

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