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#1 2003-10-07 8:53 pm

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I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

I obviously hate sarcasm and stories. Here's what I need help with.

I hate books, they are usually really dumb. I need something that will make me laugh. That's right *me*, It's all about me, I'm selfish when it comes to myself.

I want to enjoy a book, I don't really get to enjoy a book ever because everyone that I've read has sucked.

Why? I doesn't keep my attention long enough, that's why. That's why I'd rather read a text book on over-complicated subnetting Class A networks, it makes me think and I learn.

I yern to learn, what's a book that will make me laugh, possibly make me think (not too too much like some English major book), and keep my attention.

I heard hikers guide to galaxy is great, haven't read it, but any mention of any book would be great... not that I'm going to get it or anything. I just want to know what I should be reading.


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#2 2003-10-07 9:03 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

I was just looking at my bookshelf to find a short, short adorable book called Weetzie Bat so I could give you the name of the author, but I can't find it. Funny little book.

Also, one of my favorite books is Birdy by William Wharton.


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#3 2003-10-07 10:11 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Perhaps you could give us a little help? What books/movies/TV programs do you like/dislike? Which books have been recommended to you that you didn't like, especially those you thought were 'really dumb?'

And if you hate sarcasm, then Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide probably ISN'T for you....

Sorry, I was being sarcastic about the hating sarcasm.

Movies:
Nothing to Lose
Office Space
Boondock Saints

TV:
Simpsons
Family Guy

Books:
only book I've read that I've liked is Jackie Chan's Biography... but I was a huge Jackie Chan fan at the time. I also liked the Thesaurus, werid and twisted.


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#4 2003-10-08 12:22 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

I thought Douglas Coupland's Microserfs was pretty funny. For satire, I recommend Towing Jehova. Sorry, can't think of the author right now.


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#5 2003-10-08 12:29 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Al Franken puts out some really funny stuff. In Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, he outlines a conversation he had with God then calls Anne Coulter a nutcase on several occasions.

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#6 2003-10-08 12:32 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Anything by Dave Barry.

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#7 2003-10-08 1:16 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Anything by Dave Barry.

Yes.  smile


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#8 2003-10-08 1:18 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

If you like humour, try:

Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin.

Love Carlin, one of the comedic geniuses of our time big_smile


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#9 2003-10-08 1:21 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Fight Club(The book)  it is so cool and you are like ew but cool at the same time.  It is a great book IMHO.


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#10 2003-10-08 9:12 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Dave Barry is weak.  All his humor is the same anymore.

For biting sarcasm and irony, I highly recommend The Portable Curmudgeon.  it is a collection of quotes and observations from recent (and not-so-recent) history's most surly writers. Good times!


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#11 2003-10-08 9:17 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Fight Club(The book)  it is so cool and you are like ew but cool at the same time.  It is a great book IMHO.

I saw the movie and loved it, will it ruin the book, or will reading the book ruin the movie if I watch it after the book?


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#12 2003-10-08 10:07 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

[snip]
For satire, I recommend Towing Jehova. Sorry, can't think of the author right now.

Would that be James Morrow, Towing Jehovah (Amazon.com)?.

That's the one. Just too lazy to look it up.


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#13 2003-10-08 10:37 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

The Hitchhiker's Guide series is phenomenal.  I recently reread all five of the inaccurately named trilogy, and loved each one of them (though I must admit the way he tied everything up at the end of the fifth book seemed a little too tidy and sudden, but whatever).  Then I got one of his other books, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, (centering around Dirk Gently and his Holistic Detective Agency) and it was pretty good, as well, but not up to the par of the HG series. 

As for Dave Barry, his early stuff is really funny.  He wrote a novel (called Big Trouble [which is supposed to have been made into a movie, but I haven't seen it]) that I took with me on my honeymoon (hey, you can't be in the room all time when you're honeymooning in Aruba!) and I was laughing out loud so much that it pissed my new bride off!  Well, not pissed off, really, just irritated her.  Fortunately every time she was getting irritated the waiter came around with a fresh batch of rum-laden drinks (or an iguana would come near her and she'd be, umm, distracted).  smile


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#14 2003-10-08 10:56 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by David Eggers (I think).


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#15 2003-10-08 10:57 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

[snip]though I must admit the way he tied everything up at the end of the fifth book seemed a little too tidy and sudden, but whatever

I read an interview with Douglas Adams about that a few years ago. Apparently the fifth book was written just to shut people up who kept complaining that the, um, four-book trilogy didn't really have a satisfying conclusion.


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#16 2003-10-08 11:04 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

I read an interview with Douglas Adams about that a few years ago. Apparently the fifth book was written just to shut people up who kept complaining that the, um, four-book trilogy didn't really have a satisfying conclusion.

Yeah, it kind of had that kind of feel to it.  I would have been happy if it had ended with the fourth book, but the fifth wasn't all bad.  I enjoyed it.  It just seemed sort of tacked-on. 

For what it's worth, the complete 5-book trilogy is availabe in a single book, with a short story about Zaphod thrown in.  The soft cover is about $25.00, I think, but I found the hard cover in the clearance section of B. Dalton for $13.99!  Worth consideration for anyone interested in the HG series!


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#17 2003-10-08 11:09 am

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

I'd argue that SLaTFATF was amazingly weak, and Mostly Harmless was a great way to end the series strongly.


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#18 2003-10-08 12:34 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

I thought Douglas Coupland's Microserfs was pretty funny.

I agree that Microserfs sounds like something you may enjoy; pretty much any of Coupland's novels, really.

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#19 2003-10-08 12:34 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

China Mi

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#20 2003-10-08 12:46 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

John Kennedy O'Tool wrote only one book.

He tried for years to get it published and couldn't

He got fed up and killed himself.

His mother gave the script to a writer friend, who got it published.

The book won a pulitzer prize.

How's that for satire.

"A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy O'Tool is one of the funniest books ever.  Great Satire.  Try it, you might hate it.


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#21 2003-10-08 12:52 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

I'm almost finished with Grunts, by Mary Gentle.

Here's a link to a good review of it: link

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#22 2003-10-08 1:30 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

I often recommend Elmore Leonard and Stephen King to people who haven't read them yet because they are genuinely great writers who create immensely readable page-turners, and have the added advantage of being easily found at every supermarket and yard sale.

For you and you only - because I love you, Mac Daddy - I recommend Neal Stephenson - especially Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon.


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#23 2003-10-08 1:37 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

For you and you only - because I love you, Mac Daddy - I recommend Neal Stephenson - especially Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon.

Roger that.

Ooh! ooh!  I got to meet and talk with him last week!!!  Book signing for Quicksilver! 

Pretty nice guy, speaks well.

He's a Mac fan, particularly OS X.  Read "In the Beginning...Was the Command Line" by him, written several years ago (in 99...?).  it's about the platform wars, very, very funny.  Obviously outdated and good only for historical stuff, but loads of fun to read. He was surprised that I had read it recently.


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#24 2003-10-08 3:33 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Fight Club(The book)  it is so cool and you are like ew but cool at the same time.  It is a great book IMHO.

Yeah, basically anything written by Chuck Palahnuik kicks ass.  I suggest Lullaby.  That book ruled.  Hell, just thinking about it makes me want to read the book all over again.

I believe his new book "Diary" just hit the stores not to long ago.  I'll have to dig up some funds to buy that, soon.

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#25 2003-10-08 8:23 pm

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Re: I need a book or something, Sarcasm, Satire, Something!

Consider this a second endorsement for Terry Pratchett. I recently finished Small Gods and it was great. I just randomly picked one up because I couldn't see an order to the series, and it was indeed a stand-alone. It's a satire of tortoises, lettuce, and organized religion. Ok, mostly the latter.

Hitchhikers kicks all kinds of ass.

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