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#1 2003-10-28 9:56 am

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Jessica Alba is BACK!

Maxim cover.

New movie.

Pierced belly.

No Micheal Whatever.

Though I can't say this for the better.   shrug

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#2 2003-10-28 9:59 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

Pierced belly.

down Not good.


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#3 2003-10-28 10:01 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

Those guys at Maxim get all the tail.

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#4 2003-10-28 10:03 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

Those guys at Maxim get all the tail.

The writers? Photographers?


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#5 2003-10-28 10:26 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

she talked like an annoying girl on punk'd so i don't think tapping that ass would be productive


I'm going to slap your ass so hard, your bell-bottoms will be ringing.

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#6 2003-10-28 11:07 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

New movie.

Looking at the previews, this movie looks like a load of horse dookie.

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#7 2003-10-28 11:10 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

who the hell is jessica alba?  confused


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#8 2003-10-28 11:14 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

who the hell is jessica alba?  confused

It's a mistery, mister.e.


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#9 2003-10-28 11:20 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

who the hell is jessica alba?  confused

It's a mistery, mister.e.

big_smile


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#10 2003-10-28 11:20 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

who the hell is jessica alba?  confused

It's a mistery, mister.e.

*sigh*

The most modest picture of her I could find:

http://www.absolutely.net/p/Jessica_Alba/ja9.jpg

And I'm worried about her new image.  But at least she's back in the spotlight...

After "Dark Angel" I thought Alba was gone for good.

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#11 2003-10-28 11:21 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

ok i now know that she was in some tv show called dark angel which is why i don't know who she is (not much of a tv watcher).

shrug


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#12 2003-10-28 11:50 am

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

New movie.

Looking at the previews, this movie looks like a load of horse dookie.

"In a world where the power of hip-hop fuels a young woman's dreams..."

The only thing that's really important here is whether or not she gets naked.  Not because it will make me go see it, but because those parts will become "available" shortly thereafter.

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#13 2003-10-28 12:02 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

She's not that attractive, she's not that intelligent, and she's certainly not a good actress.

So, someone, tell me why I should actually care that an undeserved b-rate celebrity whose 15 minutes were up when their terrible TV show went off the air is back in the spotlight?


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#14 2003-10-28 12:03 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

New movie.

Looking at the previews, this movie looks like a load of horse dookie.

"In a world where the power of hip-hop fuels a young woman's dreams..."

The only thing that's really important here is whether or not she gets naked.  Not because it will make me go see it, but because those parts will become "available" shortly thereafter.

Why would we want that, though?  She's all bony and skinny and stuff.

blech


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#15 2003-10-28 12:06 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

He likes'em stocky

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#16 2003-10-28 12:16 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

He likes'em stocky

No...but I do like them to actually look like a woman...with hips, curves, and an actual shape to their body.  Not like an emaciated 12 year old boy with A or B cup breasts, like Jessica Alba.


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#17 2003-10-28 12:55 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

yeah, the first thing I think of when I see this or this is an emaciated boy...

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#18 2003-10-28 1:03 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

Yeah...nothing beats good looks and a body courtesy of plenty of makeup, airbrushing, and Photoshop.

She's still a stick with no figure.


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#19 2003-10-28 1:10 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

And you're judging her on things she can't control. She has no control over the width of her hips or her cup size. She's very athletic and in good shape. Bony and muscular are two very different things. And you can use the "magazines are photoshoped" excuse if you want, but you're being very judgmental and unfair to her. She doesn't look anything like a boy. Just because she isn't some rubenesque vision of beauty doesn't mean she isn't attractive. She has a very womanly figure and carries herself in a very feminine way.

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#20 2003-10-28 1:54 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

And you're judging her on things she can't control. She has no control over the width of her hips or her cup size. She's very athletic and in good shape. Bony and muscular are two very different things. And you can use the "magazines are photoshoped" excuse if you want, but you're being very judgmental and unfair to her. She doesn't look anything like a boy. Just because she isn't some rubenesque vision of beauty doesn't mean she isn't attractive. She has a very womanly figure and carries herself in a very feminine way.

Ah geez, John . . . just because you think she's attractive doesn't mean TG has to subscribe to the same belief. He has the right to be judgmental and unfair if he wants.


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#21 2003-10-28 2:02 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

Nerd fight!


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#22 2003-10-28 2:06 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

And you're judging her on things she can't control. She has no control over the width of her hips or her cup size. She's very athletic and in good shape. Bony and muscular are two very different things. And you can use the "magazines are photoshoped" excuse if you want, but you're being very judgmental and unfair to her. She doesn't look anything like a boy. Just because she isn't some rubenesque vision of beauty doesn't mean she isn't attractive. She has a very womanly figure and carries herself in a very feminine way.

Ah geez, John . . . just because you think she's attractive doesn't mean TG has to subscribe to the same belief. He has the right to be judgmental and unfair if he wants.

That's not at all what I'm saying. Do I think she's attractive? Sure, but that's not my point. My point is he's applying his narrow view of beauty to her and taking shots at her for no reason. An emaciated 12 year old boy? C'mon.

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#23 2003-10-28 2:29 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

And you're judging her on things she can't control. She has no control over the width of her hips or her cup size. She's very athletic and in good shape. Bony and muscular are two very different things. And you can use the "magazines are photoshoped" excuse if you want, but you're being very judgmental and unfair to her. She doesn't look anything like a boy. Just because she isn't some rubenesque vision of beauty doesn't mean she isn't attractive. She has a very womanly figure and carries herself in a very feminine way.

Ah geez, John . . . just because you think she's attractive doesn't mean TG has to subscribe to the same belief. He has the right to be judgmental and unfair if he wants.

The judgmental and unfair comment is a bit unfair, though.  I don't think she's attractive.  Period.  End of story.  There's nothing wrong with thinking a bony woman with no figure is unattractive and has an unwomanly appearance.  I find people with certain physical attributes physically attractive, and people with other certain physical attributes physically unattractive.  Is having an opinion and liking some things and disliking others so wrong?  When did opinions become bad things?

And John...I'm curious why people's opinions are so offensive and threatening to you?  Does my finding Jessica Alba unattractive actually threaten you in some way?  You act as if I had made fun of your mother, or ran over your cat and laughed while doing it.  I guess given the age you act half the time, it's very likely that Jessica Alba would be just the right age to be your mother, so perhaps I'm not too far off the mark.


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#24 2003-10-28 2:30 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

And you're judging her on things she can't control. She has no control over the width of her hips or her cup size. She's very athletic and in good shape. Bony and muscular are two very different things. And you can use the "magazines are photoshoped" excuse if you want, but you're being very judgmental and unfair to her. She doesn't look anything like a boy. Just because she isn't some rubenesque vision of beauty doesn't mean she isn't attractive. She has a very womanly figure and carries herself in a very feminine way.

Ah geez, John . . . just because you think she's attractive doesn't mean TG has to subscribe to the same belief. He has the right to be judgmental and unfair if he wants.

That's not at all what I'm saying. Do I think she's attractive? Sure, but that's not my point. My point is he's applying his narrow view of beauty to her and taking shots at her for no reason. An emaciated 12 year old boy? C'mon.

What you really meant to say:

Twisty is equating his personal viewpoint with fact.  He tends to do that a lot, but usually will keep either insulting or otherwise putting down the other person in the argument until he gets his own way.  This will not stand, I say!

or something to that effect wink


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#25 2003-10-28 2:36 pm

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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!

And you're judging her on things she can't control. She has no control over the width of her hips or her cup size. She's very athletic and in good shape. Bony and muscular are two very different things. And you can use the "magazines are photoshoped" excuse if you want, but you're being very judgmental and unfair to her. She doesn't look anything like a boy. Just because she isn't some rubenesque vision of beauty doesn't mean she isn't attractive. She has a very womanly figure and carries herself in a very feminine way.

Ah geez, John . . . just because you think she's attractive doesn't mean TG has to subscribe to the same belief. He has the right to be judgmental and unfair if he wants.

That's not at all what I'm saying. Do I think she's attractive? Sure, but that's not my point. My point is he's applying his narrow view of beauty to her and taking shots at her for no reason. An emaciated 12 year old boy? C'mon.

What you really meant to say:

Twisty is equating his personal viewpoint with fact.  He tends to do that a lot, but usually will keep either insulting or otherwise putting down the other person in the argument until he gets his own way.  This will not stand, I say!

or something to that effect wink

Wow...like...shut up.

Yes, I don't think she's attractive, but I never said no one else could find her attractive, and I never made a personal attack against anyone simply because their opinion differs from mine.

I'm the one being attacked simply because I don't find her attractive.  I'm allowed to have an opinion, regardless of what you think.


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