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The "emaciated 12 year old boy" thing was hyperbole and a jab at the whole notion that women have to be skinny to be consider beautiful if they're a model or an actress.  It's obvious that she doesn't look like some starving kid from Ethiopia.  She is, however, quite skinny, and quite bony.

But calling people with regular body shapes 'emaciated 12 year old boys with A or B cup breasts' is rather harsh.

I wouldn't call her body shape anything close to regular or average.  Regular for Hollywood, but out in the real world, women tend to have hips and breasts.

Still...Twisted Guy...it is just not nice to utter such harsh words towards people.  Particularly people you have never met.  I mean, your rights to an opinion are fine.  I don't share a lot of opinions with the choice of women/men of other MAF users, but I will be hesitant before uttering such harsh words.   

Digging up and criticizing that hyperbole again?  It's not like I'm saying she's a bad or worthless person because I don't find her attractive.

Twisted guy,
Well you certainly made sure that she (Jessica Alba) couldn't walk away from your post with an ego! Maybe that's all that John's point was...

MAXIM? DAMMIT! I get Esquire with Britney. I'd SOO much rather have Jessica.

Guess I gotta buy it separately..

I want to know why magazines like this can't come wrapped discretely. I may be 24 years old, but I don't need the whole neighborhood knowing what I read.

Mine and her initials are the same.

JMA.

That is all for now.

So. You know. If me and her were married, she wouldn't have to change her Monogrammed pajamas or towels.

Don't you people get it?  I am Jessica Alba.  Fools.

Want to come over tonight and get drunk?

I'm in the middle of doing an in-home performance of Dark Angel for James Cameron.

I'm still pissed that my contract got me stuck doing all that damn voice over work for that crappy Dark Angel video game.

I'm in the middle of doing an in-home performance of Dark Angel for James Cameron.

Damn.
Oh well. Can't blame me for trying.

I'm still pissed that my contract got me stuck doing all that damn voice over work for that crappy Dark Angel video game.

Honey, next time you need to read the fine print. Now get back in there and wash my underwear!

I hope that's not a euphemism.

Maybe it is...

Maybe it isn't...

Don't you people get it?  I am Jessica Alba.  Fools.

:touches Jessica Alba:

:touches myself:

Don't you people get it?  I am Jessica Alba.  Fools.

:touches Jessica Alba:

[Slaps mahakali]