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#76 2003-10-30 2:37 am
- Twisted Guy
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
Don't you people get it? I am Jessica Alba. Fools.
:touches Jessica Alba:
[Slaps mahakali]
Don't do that...I liked it.
All hail Xenu!
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#77 2003-10-30 2:39 am
- Twisted Guy
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
Don't you people get it? I am Jessica Alba. Fools.
:touches Jessica Alba:
[Slaps mahakali]
more, please
Oh...naughty girl.
All hail Xenu!
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#78 2003-10-30 2:39 am
Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
So, should I keep doing it or stop?
MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS, PEOPLE!!!
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#79 2003-10-30 2:41 am
- Twisted Guy
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
Do whatever it takes to keep 'kali going. 
All hail Xenu!
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#80 2003-10-30 7:18 pm
- thin shadow
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
I love these ridiculous arguments about what is and isn't hot.
But not as much as I love the idea of dirty movie clips of a topless Jessica Alba.
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#81 2003-10-30 9:00 pm
- motorfinger
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
Don't you people get it? I am Jessica Alba. Fools.
:touches Jessica Alba:
See! You are just having an identity problem. The truth has shown, you want to be Jessica Alba!
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#83 2003-10-31 11:20 pm
#85 2003-10-31 11:32 pm
Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
<snip>
The depressed underage hooker look is really in this year.
One not-so-good picture...
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#87 2003-10-31 11:40 pm
- Switch
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
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#88 2003-10-31 11:48 pm
Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
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where's my crack damnit, where?
I wish I looked that good when I looked bad.
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#89 2003-10-31 11:51 pm
Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
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where's my crack damnit, where?I wish I looked that good when I looked bad.
she's certainly not bad looking. But she's not the sex goddess that maxim would have you believe she is.... no one could possibly be.
except for me.
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#90 2003-11-01 1:37 am
- thin shadow
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
But she's not the sex goddess that maxim would have you believe she is.... no one could possibly be.
Um...duh?
As long as we're belaboring the obvious, can we also say that she's got a crew of makeup people who make her look good before she gets in front of any camera and that she doesn't look SuperTerrific when she wakes up in the morning? How about that it doesn't matter one bit because none of us are ever going to be around her to see it? We see pictures of her. That's all we're ever gonna see.
So bring on the glam and the skin.
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#91 2003-11-01 2:08 am
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#92 2009-01-30 4:53 am
Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
mister.e wrote:
who the hell is jessica alba?
Another generic "star" churned out by hollywood grad school with no actual interesting qualities or appeal, except to horny teenagers.
Ho Eyo He Hum
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#93 2009-01-30 4:55 am
- Pariah
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
A sad sign of the times when a young woman who is fit and trim is considered bony. Must be my age.
I grew up in the pre-lard ass period.
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
Barack Obama
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#94 2009-01-30 5:10 am
- Bat
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
Zombie spam from '03.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw
"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."
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#95 2009-01-30 8:31 am
- Some1
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Re: Jessica Alba is BACK!
:zombiemax:
Brrrainnns! Braaiinnns!
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