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#51 2003-11-11 6:26 am
- goodvibes
- Member
- From: Melbourne, Australia
- Registered: 2001-10-16
- Posts: 1138
Re: Songs for your exes?
I was an infant when this was a hit for Buddy Holly in the early 1950s:
It doesn't matter any more (lyrics by Paul
Anka)
There you go and baby, here am I.
Well, you left me here so I could sit and cry.
Well, golly gee, what have you done to me?
I guess it doesn't matter any more.
Do you remember baby, last september
How you held me tight, each and every night?
Whoops-a-daisy, how you drove me crazy.
I guess it doesn't matter any more
There's no use in me a-crying.
I've done all I can and I'm sick of trying.
I've thrown away my nights,
Wasted all my days over you
Now you go your way and I'll go mine
Now and forever till the end of time.
I'll find somebody new and we'll say we're through
And you won't matter anymore
It's hard to fly like a turkey when you're up to your ass in alligators.
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#52 2003-11-11 7:38 pm
- locutus_of_borg
- Knight of Mars

- From: Sparkopolis
- Registered: 2002-07-31
- Posts: 1499
Re: Songs for your exes?
2 of my faves
Guns 'N' Roses
You Ain't The First
I tried so hard just to get through to you
But your head's so far
from the realness of truth
Was it just a come on in the dark
Wasn't meant to last long
I think you've worn your welcome honey
I'll just see you along as I sing you this song
Time can pass slowly, things always change
Your day's been numbered
and I've read your last page
You was just a temporary lover
honey you ain't the first
Lots of others came before you woman
said but you been the worst
Sa' you been the worst
Say goodbye to you girl
So long, farewell
I can't hear you cryin'
Your jivin's been hell
So look for me walkin'
Down your street at night
I'll be in with another
Deep down inside
Deep down inside
And,
Guns 'N' Roses
Used To Love Her
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

And God said "taketh your rifles, all of ye, all but those unto the nation of California, for exempt must their rifles be and the resth are forlorn." So sayth the Lord.
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#53 2003-11-13 8:47 am
- Big G
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- From: Auburn, ME
- Registered: 2002-01-25
- Posts: 182
Re: Songs for your exes?
Audioslave - What You Are
And when you wanted me
I came to you
And when you wanted someone else
I withdrew
And when you asked for light
I set myself on fire
And if I go far away I know
You'll find another slave
Cause now I'm free from what you want
Now I'm free from what you need
Now I'm free from what you are
And when you wanted blood
I cut my veins
And when you wanted love
I bled myself again
Now that I've had my fill of you
I'll give you up forever
And here I go far away
I know you you'll find another slave
Cause now I'm free from what you want
Now I'm free from what you need
Now I'm free from what you are
Then a vision came to me
When you came along
I gave you everything
But then you wanted more
Fits my ex, and what went on in our relationship in so many ways.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand-basket?
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#55 2003-11-13 10:37 am
Re: Songs for your exes?
Aahh
Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh... )
So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh... )
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)
That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you
I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self - service pumps
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double - edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you
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#56 2003-11-13 10:39 am
Re: Songs for your exes?
Since you've been gone
Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you've been gone
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know, I've been in a buttload of pain
Since you've been gone
(Since you've been gone)
I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped
A two - ton bowling ball on my toes
(Since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved
A red - hot cactus up my nose
Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away
Ever since that day you left me
I've been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here
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#57 2003-11-13 10:47 am
- mahakali
- anti-razor

- From: easter egg
- Registered: 2002-11-06
- Posts: 5611
Re: Songs for your exes?
Guns 'N' Roses
Used To Love Her
Eh, nice pick.
"Don't Cry" is also a good one though it's too sappy for my taste.
1. Instill fear.
2. ???????? (use your imagination)
3. Profit!
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