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sircamlt · 2003-10-29 1:58 pm

Which macs will get you into the bedroom faster, which CPU will lil suzy cream herself over, or which Chip will get a rise out of your guy sooner? Take the poll above, and please discuss from personal experience not opinion if possible for higher accuracy.

twisted

NightCougar_37 · 2003-10-29 2:09 pm

This is one of the most gross misuses of a thread ever...and why didnt I think about doing it sooner whaa

test · 2003-10-29 11:55 pm

Someone's gotta say it and I am glad I get to be the first for once:

In before the lock. big_smile

personified8 · 2003-10-30 12:09 am

i guess for girls you just need to ask which one will make the machine vibrate the most? You can use the computer like a dryer that way, aiding you in the pleasuring of your woman while doing over a quadrillion functions at a time with 8 tera bytes of thruput, blah blah blah.

dinerfan · 2003-10-30 12:18 am

The Mac that gets me laid fastest is the one I'm not using.

Nikon86 · 2003-10-30 10:02 am

The Mac that gets me laid fastest is the one I'm not using.

sadly enough, well put... hmm

Mr. Bingley · 2003-10-30 12:15 pm

The Mac that gets me laid fastest is the one I'm not using.

lol

very true

JediKnightChewie · 2003-10-30 3:26 pm

the laptops wink

how are hot the people gonna want you and your computer if you sit at home using your tower all day?

NightCougar_37 · 2003-10-30 5:50 pm

Yep totally laptops. Heck I got one and i've had...ummmm...nm I never take mine out in public sad .

oatmeal · 2003-10-30 6:45 pm

I'd say that it depends on how fast you type.

( confused )

Tallgeese · 2003-10-30 7:33 pm

the laptops

how are hot the people gonna want you and your computer if you sit at home using your tower all day?

I have now decided to get a laptop!

Bixmen · 2003-10-30 7:42 pm

my cube big_smile

W2ttsy · 2003-10-31 1:20 am

depends,

my gigabit ethernet G4 plays relaxing music in the background using iTunes, and that seems to get the mode just right.

plus the keyspan wireless presentation remote i have makes it easy to change songs when the beat needs to be adjusted. wink

W2ttsy

Cleric · 2003-10-31 3:43 pm

I get laid while sexin in the warm glow of my G3's monitor while iTunes plays big_smile

Turgon · 2003-10-31 8:06 pm

No computer will get you laid faster.... unless you impress an absolute computer geek.

Whats your pick up line? "Wanna see my RAM?" or how about "Wanna see what my gigaflops can do?"

Where are you trying to pick up girls.... CompUSA?

Pathetic

resedit · 2003-11-01 9:39 pm

No computer will get you laid faster.... unless you impress an absolute computer geek.

Whats your pick up line?

Would you like to mount my beowulf cluster?
Can I fsck your hard drive?

[mpeters@localhost mpeters]$ make "me a man"
make: *** No rule to make target `me a man'. Stop.
[mpeters@localhost mpeters]$

doh! sad

Pizz · 2003-11-02 12:08 pm

I got my G4/500 in 1999 and was one of the few before they rolled back to 450 mhz. The ladies think THAT's pretty sexy. love

macfiend2 · 2003-11-02 1:17 pm

ive actually had a girl look at my imac and say.."oh you have one of those girly computers" i sold that piece of junk on ebay the next week.

it was the DVSE graphite model too.

ive been told that i have a big Harddrive.

W2ttsy · 2003-11-02 5:56 pm

No computer will get you laid faster.... unless you impress an absolute computer geek.

Whats your pick up line?
Would you like to mount my beowulf cluster?
Can I fsck your hard drive?

[mpeters@localhost mpeters]$ make "me a man"
make: *** No rule to make target `me a man'. Stop.
[mpeters@localhost mpeters]$

doh!

ok, thats a bit too much right there.

but then again, it is pretty cool

and isnt make abbreviated to mk?

and if a girl needed her HD fsck ed would that imply that it was fragmented or damaged.

id hate to see the Disk Utility Report

11/03/2003: 10.45am damage to drive sector found, repair successful
11/03/2003: 10.45am damage to main cluster found, repair failed
11/03/2003: 10.45am damage to Catalogue B-tree foung, repair successful
11/03/2003: 10.45am damage to boot partition found, repair failed

hahahahah

W2ttsy

ok i need to stop now

brchan · 2003-11-06 1:10 pm

I think the size of the processor is only one factor, remember, it's more important on how well you use it....or is that just a myth? confused
But don't forget your perhipherals! I've had more ladies comment on a cinema display than on the size of my tower (pun intended). wink

brchan

MacFanatic39 · 2003-11-06 7:27 pm

I think the size of the processor is only one factor, remember, it's more important on how well you use it....or is that just a myth?
But don't forget your perhipherals! I've had more ladies comment on a cinema display than on the size of my tower (pun intended).

brchan

That says somethin about your tower wink

brchan · 2003-11-07 11:06 am

That says somethin about your tower

I guess I walked right into that one. blush

W2ttsy · 2003-11-07 9:16 pm

well, my g.f brought her clamshell iBook over (firewire model) with the aim of me target moding her comp to do some filesharing.

in the end neither computer got turned on.

we did tho, and i got to target her disk big_smile

no files were exchanged tho - which is a good thind. although some of the interfaces were rather interesting....

looks like computers can get you laid afterall. and my G4 gigabit and her G3 iBook

W2ttsy

soapman · 2003-11-21 5:29 pm

No computer will get you laid faster.... unless you impress an absolute computer geek.

Whats your pick up line? "Wanna see my RAM?" or how about "Wanna see what my gigaflops can do?"

Where are you trying to pick up girls.... CompUSA?

Pathetic

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