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soulcrusher · 2003-12-01 1:50 am

As a civilized being I want my sexual characteristics to be as minimal as possible.

Tria · 2003-12-01 1:52 am

I'm not sure mine could get smaller... Although I suppose it could get negative... Although negative isn't natural.

I predict great things for this thread.

NAG · 2003-12-01 1:52 am

Lets all be hermaphrodites! Yes!

Marc · 2003-12-01 1:53 am

Lets all be hermaphrodites! Yes!

I'd never leave the house...

NAG · 2003-12-01 1:58 am

Lets all be hermaphrodites! Yes!
I'd never leave the house...

Ack! Weird clones of Marc...they're everywhere!

Bonka · 2003-12-01 2:04 am

As a civilized being I want my sexual characteristics to be as minimal as possible.

Seeing as the brain is the largest sexual organ, you're already there.

wink

Arc · 2003-12-01 2:07 am

Theres much to be said for barbarism.

Blutronic · 2003-12-01 5:09 am

sometimes a really large wang causes alot of problems.....

Blaze · 2003-12-01 5:14 am

sometimes a really large wang causes alot of problems.....

Liberal amounts of force often solve the problem though.

SwisSlesS · 2003-12-01 7:18 am

soulcrusher: why do you think a "civilized" being, as you put it, should have a small penis? What would a bigger one get in the way of or keep you from doing?

gozer · 2003-12-01 7:39 am

soulcrusher: why do you think a "civilized" being, as you put it, should have a small penis? What would a bigger one get in the way of or keep you from doing?

it's hard to talk with a huge cock in your mouth.

i've heard.

PuddleMonkey · 2003-12-01 7:43 am

soulcrusher: why do you think a "civilized" being, as you put it, should have a small penis? What would a bigger one get in the way of or keep you from doing?

My question is this: what does being a civilized being have to do with the size of one's penis?

Og · 2003-12-01 8:35 am

sometimes a really large wang causes alot of problems.....
Liberal amounts of force often solve the problem though.

and astro-glide

Nutricious Me · 2003-12-01 8:41 am

soulcrusher: why do you think a "civilized" being, as you put it, should have a small penis?

cause all the greeks had small penises. roll

Nutricious Me · 2003-12-01 8:43 am

As a civilized being I want my sexual characteristics to be as minimal as possible.

yeah, go ahead tear you dick in half by masturbating.

sevoneone · 2003-12-01 9:07 am

SC, this is like the 2nd time you've posted something about your wang in the last two months. And before you were looking for an enhancement if I remember right...

Og · 2003-12-01 9:13 am

As a civilized being I want my sexual characteristics to be as minimal as possible.
yeah, go ahead tear you dick in half by masturbating.

confused

is that along side of going blind and hairy palms?

Nutricious Me · 2003-12-01 9:45 am

As a civilized being I want my sexual characteristics to be as minimal as possible.
yeah, go ahead tear you dick in half by masturbating.

is that along side of going blind and hairy palms?

you weren't here when SC talked about tearing his dick skin?

He said it was the new thing to make you cool.

Og · 2003-12-01 10:06 am

you weren't here when SC talked about tearing his dick skin?

He said it was the new thing to make you cool.

roll

Oh, yeah. It was one of those threads that wasn't worth remembering. tongue

or more likely I'm even more dain-bramaged than usual.

Jeezus, I'm so smurfing tired...

HeadonaStick · 2003-12-01 10:23 am

As a civilized being I want my sexual characteristics to be as minimal as possible.
yeah, go ahead tear you dick in half by masturbating.

is that along side of going blind and hairy palms?
you weren't here when SC talked about tearing his dick skin?

He said it was the new thing to make you cool.

No, no no! He wanted to snip the skin... get it right roll

Nutricious Me · 2003-12-01 11:21 am

whatever, tear sounds more gruesome, making for a better story.

HeadonaStick · 2003-12-01 11:24 am

should I have added a wink ?

BBq_Woa! · 2003-12-01 11:51 am

Sometimes if I try really hard, and close my eyes as tight as I can... I can make my penis shrink so much that it becomes a singularity and causes the world to implode....

Tria · 2003-12-01 12:11 pm

SC, this is like the 2nd time you've posted something about your wang in the last two months. And before you were looking for an enhancement if I remember right...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. shrug

soulcrusher · 2003-12-01 12:29 pm

What would a bigger one get in the way of or keep you from doing?

thinking.

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