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#26 2003-12-01 12:31 pm

JD MacMan
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

Well, not usually, but there's a reason I don't wear shorts. wink


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#27 2003-12-01 1:12 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

Well, not usually, but there's a reason I don't wear shorts. wink

Um, JD, remember when I told you to stop reaching for the smurfy end of the stick?

wink

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#28 2003-12-01 1:52 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

Soulcrusher - what you are talking about is more related to sex drive than penis size. The size on ones penis does not control sexual desire. If you need to think more, and you do, then try dedicating time to thought instead of flying by the seat of your pants.

Also, civilized does not mean non-sexual. Civilized would be how you conduct yourself during sex, not wether you have sex.


I'm still trying to figure out what you're getting at since I've never had sexual desire impede my thought process before...

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#29 2003-12-01 1:55 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

A male has a brain and a penis, but unfortunately only enough blood to use one at a time...  wink

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#30 2003-12-01 2:21 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

I know somone who wants a smaller penis.

My wife.  Oh well I don't care if she can't walk for a few hours.



I think I am going to tell that neighbor to quit coming over.


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#31 2003-12-01 2:32 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

I'm still trying to figure out what you're getting at since I've never had sexual desire impede my thought process before...

No, but it sure has impeded my thought process before.  tongue


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#32 2003-12-01 2:40 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

A male has a brain and a penis, but unfortunately only enough blood to use one at a time...  wink

Brilliant.


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#33 2003-12-01 2:47 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

What would a bigger one get in the way of or keep you from doing?

thinking.

You are such an imbecile.


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#34 2003-12-01 2:51 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

What would a bigger one get in the way of or keep you from doing?

thinking.

You are such an imbecile.

I think he's stuck in that female stereotype where "bigger breasts = smaller brain". Yes, that makes him an imbecile, but at least we can see where he's coming from.


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#35 2003-12-01 2:54 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

I know somone who wants a smaller penis.

My wife.  Oh well I don't care if she can't walk for a few hours.



I think I am going to tell that neighbor to quit coming over.

lol


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#36 2003-12-01 3:23 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

A male has a brain and a penis, but unfortunately only enough blood to use one at a time...  wink

Who said that?  It sounds familiar.

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#37 2003-12-01 3:51 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

Embrace your sexuality, don't ignore or squash it. Even Albert Einstein recognized that his sexuality was part of what made him human.
  I recommend watching Annie Hall, and learning a bit from the master.

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#38 2003-12-01 3:55 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

whatever, tear sounds more gruesome, making for a better story.

You're both right. He was debating whether to snip it or to tear it. tongue


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#39 2003-12-01 4:06 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

Embrace your sexuality, don't ignore or squash it. Even Albert Einstein recognized that his sexuality was part of what made him human.
  I recommend watching Annie Hall, and learning a bit from the master.

Einstein smurfed his cousin and Woody Allen is well... Woody Allen.


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#40 2003-12-01 4:23 pm

Bonka
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

Embrace your sexuality, don't ignore or squash it. Even Albert Einstein recognized that his sexuality was part of what made him human.
  I recommend watching Annie Hall, and learning a bit from the master.

Einstein smurfed his cousin and Woody Allen is well... Woody Allen.

Woah...It was love, bro.

An evolutionary psychologist would say the whole point of Einstein inventing general relativity was in order to get laid....but I digress...

My point is, sexuality, creativety, education..they are a part of being a human. You just have to find a balance.

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#41 2003-12-01 4:36 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

I thought that this thread was going to be about sc wanting to trade for a larger one...


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#42 2003-12-01 4:40 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

A male has a brain and a penis, but unfortunately only enough blood to use one at a time...  wink

Who said that?  It sounds familiar.

I believe woody allen.

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#43 2003-12-01 5:06 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

I'm still trying to figure out what you're getting at since I've never had sexual desire impede my thought process before...

when you spend almost the same time thinking about sex than thinking about physics, something's wrong.


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#44 2003-12-01 5:10 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

I'm still trying to figure out what you're getting at since I've never had sexual desire impede my thought process before...

when you spend almost the same time thinking about sex than thinking about physics, something's wrong.

I used to study Physics with a girl I knew up at my other college. My room mate would always put that in this context:

"Yes, they're up at her place 'studying physics'. Bleh!"

Mind you, we WERE studying Physics and what he was implying with his annoying bobbing head was wrong, but still...

...grr. Go study your damn physics. wink


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#45 2003-12-01 5:12 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

The joke around here is that you ought to ask a person of the opposite sex to help you with anatomy.  hubba

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#46 2003-12-01 5:13 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

I'm still trying to figure out what you're getting at since I've never had sexual desire impede my thought process before...

when you spend almost the same time thinking about sex than thinking about physics, something's wrong.

Nothing's wrong, SC. You're 19 years old, right? You should be thinking about sex a lot. Consider also that you're likely surrounded by a lot of other horny college boys who think and talk about sex a lot.


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#47 2003-12-01 5:14 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?


when you spend almost the same time thinking about sex than thinking about physics, something's wrong.

Sex and physics...that IS life.

Get out of the house, and meet some fun interesting people.

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#48 2003-12-01 5:15 pm

Tria
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

Soulcrusher, perhaps a comparison by that wonderful Feynman will make you feel better...

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.

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#49 2003-12-01 5:51 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

The joke around here is that you ought to ask a person of the opposite sex to help you with anatomy.  hubba

That's a joke? oops...

honestly though, a prof said to partner up with a person of the opposite sex and have a shower together (if you wanted to).


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#50 2003-12-01 6:13 pm

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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?

Perhaps SC did go ahead with the home-job snip and munged things up so now he's simply looking for an acceptable rationale for his Little Buddy's new-found diminutive size.

shrug Could be.


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