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#51 2003-12-01 6:16 pm
Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
Perhaps SC did go ahead with the home-job snip and munged things up so now he's simply looking for an acceptable rationale for his Little Buddy's new-found diminutive size.
Could be.
He'd have steadier hands if he wasn't snorting so much detergent. 
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#52 2003-12-01 6:22 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
I'm still trying to figure out what you're getting at since I've never had sexual desire impede my thought process before...
when you spend almost the same time thinking about sex than thinking about physics, something's wrong.
When you think that penis size has anything to do with that, something's wrong.
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#53 2003-12-01 6:26 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
A male has a brain and a penis, but unfortunately only enough blood to use one at a time...
Who said that? It sounds familiar.
I believe woody allen.
*BZZZT*
thanks for playing. It was Robin Williams
And I think SC is fixated on his penis. This is not normal sexuality, he's just whack 
From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law.
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#54 2003-12-01 7:12 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
I predict great things for this thread.
You predicted wrong.
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.
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#55 2003-12-01 7:27 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
I predict great things for this thread.You predicted wrong.
Amazingly enough, I didn't.
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#56 2003-12-01 7:33 pm
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Cat fight!!
Exploring the intertubes
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#57 2003-12-01 7:39 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
Yes.
I remember this from psychology.
Koro.
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
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#58 2003-12-01 7:46 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
I like my penis the way it is, thanks.
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#60 2003-12-01 10:53 pm
Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
I'm still trying to figure out what you're getting at since I've never had sexual desire impede my thought process before...
when you spend almost the same time thinking about sex than thinking about physics, something's wrong.
Nothing's wrong, SC. You're 19 years old, right? You should be thinking about sex a lot. Consider also that you're likely surrounded by a lot of other horny college boys who think and talk about sex a lot.
I agree with that. If you think about it, we have a lot of nature in us still, despite 'civilization.' It's only been in the last 150 years or so that the average age for marrying has gone up (along with life expectencies). 19 is an age that used to bring mature parenthood, and now it is still considered a child. I think the past still hangs with us more than we know - your thinking about sex is only natural, it's what your body is meant to do and this is a point in your growth which is still in your nature to be a horny one.
It's not bad. It's nature. And if it hits at around 16 - 19 years old now, we'll be lucky if it moves back to around 21 years old within the next 300 years. If it happens that soon.
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#61 2003-12-02 11:30 am
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
I thought that this thread was going to be about sc wanting to trade for a larger one...
this thread is funny.
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#62 2003-12-02 12:34 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
Sometimes if I try really hard, and close my eyes as tight as I can... I can make my penis shrink so much that it becomes a singularity and causes the world to implode....
There are so many things wrong with that... but I'm only going to point out the physics part of it
if you collapsed your member into a singularity (infinite density in 0 volume), it would still have the same mass as your member did before. So, your member as a black hole wouldn't exert any more influence over its surroundings than it did when it was simply a dick.
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#63 2003-12-02 12:39 pm
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(I know nothing of physics) Would it need to have negative density in order for it to cause terranial implosion? Could negative density exist?
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#64 2003-12-02 12:56 pm
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(I know nothing of physics) Would it need to have negative density in order for it to cause terranial implosion? Could negative density exist?
No, negative density makes no sense.
In order to cause "terranial implosion", said penis mass would have to far exceed the mass of an average dick.
(or to put it another way: if the sun were to collapse into a black hole tomorrow, the earth's orbit would not be affected, as the sun would have the same mass as before. I KNOW this is not possible because only stars of > 2.4 solar masses collapse to black holes, but it's handy for demonstration)
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#65 2003-12-02 1:32 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
So why do black holes pull things into them, or really close to them, if their mass stays the same? I know gravity does the sucking, but do they affect the surrounding space the same as before they were black holes?
Why wouldn't the solar system's planetary orbits be affected if the sun collapsed into a black hole? Don't black holes pull things closer to them?
If SC's cock had about the mass of a red giant, but was the same small size, and he sucked it into a black hole, would it affect him or the rest of the earth? Would his cock suck things? or would that be left to his big lips. (just kidding SC)
but seriously, would it?
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#66 2003-12-02 6:45 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
So why do black holes pull things into them, or really close to them, if their mass stays the same? I know gravity does the sucking, but do they affect the surrounding space the same as before they were black holes?
Why wouldn't the solar system's planetary orbits be affected if the sun collapsed into a black hole? Don't black holes pull things closer to them?
They affect things the same way as before. Interesting things don't happen until you get to the event horizon, at which point nothing escapes. The reason why black holes tend to attract things to them is because usually they're super nova remnants -- meaning there's a whole lot of crap left over from the star just floating around inside the "suck zone" (between the Roche limit and the actual event horizon). The resulting accretion disk is what we usually see in what is commonly identified as a "black hole." There is a supermassive black hole at the center of our own galaxy, but we aren't going to be sucked down, it simply holds the galaxy's shape.
If SC's cock had about the mass of a red giant, but was the same small size, and he sucked it into a black hole, would it affect him or the rest of the earth? Would his cock suck things? or would that be left to his big lips. (just kidding SC)
but seriously, would it?
ROFL. 
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#67 2003-12-02 10:34 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
Getting back to the topic...
There once lived a man who had a 25" penis. Every woman he met eventually was scared off by his massive package. Thus, this man became very depressed, as no woman would have sex with him, because of the 25" penis. He decided one day to go to the doctor. While in the office, he says to his doctor, "Sir, I have a 25" penis and no women will have sex with me because I am too big. What can I do to shrink my penis?" After examining the man, the doctor says, "Well, I know this witch doctor who lives in the woods, and she specializes in shrinking....things." The man, reluctantly, says, "alright, I'll go to her, since you can't offer me anything else."
A few days later, the man goes to the witch doctor's hut. Upon entering, the witch doctor says, "Are you the man with the 25" penis?" Surprised, the man says, "Yeah, that's me." The witch doctor has the following prescription: "Go outside, and on the stump of a very old tree you will find a frog. Ask the frog to marry you, and for every time he says 'no', your penis will shrink 5 inches."
The man walks outside and finds the frog, sitting on the tree stump. Hesitantly, he says, "frog, will you marry me?" The frog says no, and the man's penis shrinks 5 inches. Surprised at the results, he now realizes that this is going to work. He asks again, "frog, will you marry me?" The frog says no and the man looks down, 5 more inches gone. He decides that 10" is a nice size for a penis, so he asks a final time, "frog, will you marry me?" The frog, irritated, says "for the last time, NO! NO! NO!
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#68 2003-12-03 11:05 am
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
So why do black holes pull things into them, or really close to them, if their mass stays the same? I know gravity does the sucking, but do they affect the surrounding space the same as before they were black holes?
Why wouldn't the solar system's planetary orbits be affected if the sun collapsed into a black hole? Don't black holes pull things closer to them?They affect things the same way as before. Interesting things don't happen until you get to the event horizon, at which point nothing escapes. The reason why black holes tend to attract things to them is because usually they're super nova remnants -- meaning there's a whole lot of crap left over from the star just floating around inside the "suck zone" (between the Roche limit and the actual event horizon). The resulting accretion disk is what we usually see in what is commonly identified as a "black hole." There is a supermassive black hole at the center of our own galaxy, but we aren't going to be sucked down, it simply holds the galaxy's shape.
thanks, thats interesting.
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#69 2003-12-03 11:07 am
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
Getting back to the topic...
There once lived a man who had a 25" penis. Every woman he met eventually was scared off by his massive package. Thus, this man became very depressed, as no woman would have sex with him, because of the 25" penis. He decided one day to go to the doctor. While in the office, he says to his doctor, "Sir, I have a 25" penis and no women will have sex with me because I am too big. What can I do to shrink my penis?" After examining the man, the doctor says, "Well, I know this witch doctor who lives in the woods, and she specializes in shrinking....things." The man, reluctantly, says, "alright, I'll go to her, since you can't offer me anything else."
A few days later, the man goes to the witch doctor's hut. Upon entering, the witch doctor says, "Are you the man with the 25" penis?" Surprised, the man says, "Yeah, that's me." The witch doctor has the following prescription: "Go outside, and on the stump of a very old tree you will find a frog. Ask the frog to marry you, and for every time he says 'no', your penis will shrink 5 inches."
The man walks outside and finds the frog, sitting on the tree stump. Hesitantly, he says, "frog, will you marry me?" The frog says no, and the man's penis shrinks 5 inches. Surprised at the results, he now realizes that this is going to work. He asks again, "frog, will you marry me?" The frog says no and the man looks down, 5 more inches gone. He decides that 10" is a nice size for a penis, so he asks a final time, "frog, will you marry me?" The frog, irritated, says "for the last time, NO! NO! NO!
-judomeerkat
heh, thats great.
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#70 2006-04-04 2:23 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
looking for women input!!!!!!my wife and i measured my penis 7.5 long girth 6.25 we have great love making does a above averge penis inhance love making!
is my penis a good size compared to your married lives?/
this is serious !!!!!!!
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#71 2006-04-04 2:29 pm
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Thank you and good night.
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#72 2006-04-04 2:43 pm
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OMG ZOMBIE PEN1S!!1!
TF
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#73 2006-04-04 2:58 pm
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#74 2006-04-04 3:01 pm
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Re: does anyone want a smaller penis?
Well, folks, guess it's time to "member" up again!
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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Could be.