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Ohhh thats good man...
Mine was my first and only college roommate. The only people other than her I ever lived with were my ex and my parents. Never at one time.

So like..this girl was a rich snob. Ill admit I come from money but this girl made it painfully obvious. I love Target, but that wasnt good enough. So one day I bring my Target findings home after shopping there for liek 3 hours.  She is sitting in the living room FREAKING out bec there is something in our apt. not from Pottery Barn. She cost us our security bec she wanted to paint and wallpaper her room purple and cheetah. 
She always had some new guy in our place, and when they did it, they showed absolutely no discretion. They did it in the living room on the counter in the kitchen, in the bathroom. EVEN IF I WAS SITTING AT THE TABLE WHEN THEY DID IT. It creeped me out. Well since i knew she had this boyfriend back home, that she would die if he found out she cheated...I made sure when he called that night that I said oh no shes out on a date with whoever it was. One night he drove in and busted her in the act. I nearly wet my pants. She even screwed my date for a party I was going to right before we left. That was really odd.

SO anyway, she had a habit of stealing my clothes. She was like 6ft tall and skinny and I am a mere 5 6 and "normal" So all my pants fit her really weird but she didnt stop stealing them. I only wear pants from Express, Kikwear, or Dickies usually bec they fit me right. But all my tops were from all over. She stole a one-of-a-kind Rolling Stones shirt that was my Moms from like...forever ago. She stole my jeans that were two sizes too big, so that she could look like Skater Ame. She stole my grandmas engagement ring. She stole my sweet hoodie I got from Nova in STL. She stole my bras. Which cracks me up bec I got a huge rack and she was flat as a board. She would never wear underwear with my pants either so that all the guys she macked on could see she shaved (which she did with my f-in razor)
So one day her sister is in town, not a big deal till I come back from classes to find her sister went back to KC with like HALF of my closet! My room was torn apart. I had gotten smart about it a few weeks before i had borrowed my dads little camcorder to nail her. Which I did. I got a check from her mommy for like 3000 dollars to make up for it but the engagement ring she had PAWNEDto pay for her DUI ticketS. I was SO livid.
Anyway...this one weeked she decided to go home to see the guy she was cheating on and she had like a TON of cds. Mostly good, and she was always playing them fullblast when I was watching tv or studying. She left the book of cds sitting on our table when she left, and called from her car to ask me to put them in her room. Since I was going to be moving out in like a week I had a little fun.
Everyone who knows of tool knows that their Aenema CD jewelcase is grated for the art inside to read right....I scratched each and every cd I didnt steal from her over that I knew she loved and then went running through campus throwing the others around like frisbees.
I called my parents and said that my classes were almost done if they wanted to come out and move all my stuff. I cashed the check her mom gave me, went out partying with my friend who I stayed with for a few days before I went home to STL and sent a copy of my video busting her to the cops and to the school, bec theft of property gets you sanctioned and more than one violation gets you kicked out of school..needless to say.
I was moved out before she got back. and all her stuff was being packed up and moved to campus security when she showed up.

rp that was the most unbelievable story ever. Even if I pieced together all the idiosyncracies of all of my roommates (The Animaniac girl, the pro-life marcher that aborted and the rich daughter of a high-power lawyer) I could never come up with a story like that. I don't know that any of my frmr roommates would have dared to use MY razor. MY RAZOR! That's just disgusting.

She was really just gross about it too. My mom was thinking she might just have thought I was really swell and wanted to be just like me. The fact that she left..ew. God. There went any appetite I had for my lunch break here in a few. haha

I really wouldnt mind meeting the Prolifer...I love those kind of people. Its bad till you get knocked up being a stupid smurf.

I heard from someone that we went to school with that she has 2 kids by two different black men--her mother was SO racist--so that should be an interesting life she made for herself.

I did the whole move from a small midwestern town to NYC for college, and just to make sure it was a awkward and Cliche as possible, my roomie was and overwieght rasict cross dressing homosexual (now Rasicim is the only one I have a huge problem with, I am none of the the others either, and come to think of it, racism doesn't seem compatible with homosexuality.. but... sure enough...)...

He would always act feminine, but honest to god, everyonce and a while he would dress up and put on a wig and call him self Cinnamon, which was, by the way, also thge name of his wig...

He would lie around in drag yelling on the  phone to send one of the "insert offensive racist term here" up to fix our stove or something, and when he got drunk he once cornered me and my suitemate with a  large spoon and propositioned us (sure enough we declined!)...

It was crazy...

He was entertaining to watch though...

and if he weren't a racist, we'd be better friends...

He once had a flaming towel on his arm that he didn't know about and almost burnt our apt and himslef to the ground... but that is a whole other story...

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I heard from someone that we went to school with that she has 2 kids by two different black men--her mother was SO racist--so that should be an interesting life she made for herself

hey .... was her name like Jenn or Jan?? Or ... wait ... Morgan??? I'm lookin' for one of my little .... uh ... 'mistakes'.... if you know what I mean     

No, Megan.  She is like...the definition of psycho. Oh wait that would be renee...megan is just a nut.

Yeah!! that's her. Tell that skank to call me!! Er ... ok get her to post here and hook up. Hell ... get Renee too. I am not picky. Not in the least. Look in the dictionary for the definition for 'horn-dog meat head' .... you gonna see a little itty-bitty gorilla looking picture. That would be me.

um where ya live? hahah

No I will not  give Renee over to anyone breathing. She got my ex to cheat on me by "creating problems" in our own relationship bec hers was a mess.  And when I knew something was up and he was going to ignore her bec I had him by the balls and made him ignore her...she broke my windows and my sunroof out of my brandnew F-in civic. She wrote letters to my parents in MO telling them Im a smurf who stole her man..uh yea we were together before he met her...she went to where I worked and tried to slash my tires but got busted on our security cameras (which was a riot I might add)...Um...psycho much?

It has GOT to be me...I attract the psychos, and the cheaters. Its a great life I live. 

um where ya live? hahah
 
No I will not  give Renee over to anyone breathing. She got my ex to cheat on me by "creating problems" in our own relationship bec hers was a mess.  And when I knew something was up and he was going to ignore her bec I had him by the balls and made him ignore her...she broke my windows and my sunroof out of my brandnew F-in civic. She wrote letters to my parents in MO telling them Im a morally upstanding lass who stole her man..uh yea we were together before he met her...she went to where I worked and tried to slash my tires but got busted on our security cameras (which was a riot I might add)...Um...psycho much?
 
It has GOT to be me...I attract the psychos, and the cheaters. Its a great life I live

I know what you mean ... sometimes its just hard to spot 'em. They sneak up on you.  I found a sure cure for makin' them go away. I just invite them to go deer hunting with me. I'll supply the guns (course they wouldn't get any ammo) 

I shared a house with three other guys. One of them had the nickname "Jungle" because he was thick, green and dense.

he was green? wtf?
or was it mrgreen?

one of my roommates was crazy. really. she was on meds. she owned a rat.

i hated its little claws.

ill definitely be the weird/crazy/annoying/bitchy/etc roomate[/b]

The only thing that really killed me was the sink full of dishes. There were 6 of us and nobody would EVER fess up. Someone (usually me or the 1 other cool guy) would finally cave and just wash the whole pile and the next day there would be more dishes that apparently dirtied themselves. Not much of a story compared to the rest of you but it just kept going. It never stopped.

Dude, some of us just fricking hate doing dishes!

Oh, all right, we should have done them, but I swear, dirty dishes reproduce themselves.  It's a scientific fact.  Look it up.

I've had great roommates, but some of them have been wacky.  There was the guy who went on a spaghetti-eating kick (for the first half of the time I lived with him).  And I mean, that's all the man ate.  Then, one day, no sign of spaghetti.  All he ate from that point on was peas.  Canned peas.  "Peas," he would say contently over a bowl of some.  "Don't you just love peas?" he would ask.  Never saw him eat anything but peas from then on.

Then there was the "playa"-wannabe, who talked a good game about getting girls, etc, but who my gay friends insisted was the biggest gay-in-straight's-clothing they ever saw.  Hmmm, that one's not very good.

Oh, there was the roommate who had a little ... shall we say ... "growing" operation in his closet.  I was like, "Dude, what if the landlord comes by?" (he did often enough). 

I've been lucky, most of my roomies have been very cool people.  Now, landlords, on the other hand... .  Well, that's another thread.

Bird

...There was the guy who went on a spaghetti-eating kick (for the first half of the time I lived with him).  And I mean, that's all the man ate.  Then, one day, no sign of spaghetti.  All he ate from that point on was peas.  Canned peas.  "Peas," he would say contently over a bowl of some.  "Don't you just love peas?" he would ask.  Never saw him eat anything but peas from then on.

LOL! Yeah! I had one that ate nothing but rice and gravy for a whole semester! He had one of those huge bags of white rice and would make that instant gravy crap that you buy in little pouches 5/$1.00. He was a really nice guy, just weird.

Aubrey, Tickle-me-Eric, if you didn't know, green can mean inexperienced, unseasoned or gullible among other things.

Sorry if this is late getting to you but I'm quite a few time zones away.