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#1 2005-01-27 10:37 pm
- Pithecanthropus
- Roast Master

- From: St. Cloud, MN
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Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
So do we have an "all or nothing at all" choice regarding profanity?
I, for one, enjoy cursing. I don't believe it limits one's vocabulary, I think it adds emotion -- admittedly raw emotion.
I know that this is a work in progress, but dammit! I wanna cuss!!
Perhaps I'll have to resort to &*%$^$!!!
Grandfatherly advice: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
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#4 2005-01-27 10:47 pm
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YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CAPTAIN PLANET.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#5 2005-01-27 11:19 pm
- ViralDoctor
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
Phydeaux wrote:
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CAPTAIN PLANET.

"With your powers combined, I am captain planet!"
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#6 2005-01-27 11:37 pm
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smurf?
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#7 2005-01-27 11:37 pm
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smurf!
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#8 2005-01-27 11:40 pm
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Welcome to 2001, folks.
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#9 2005-01-27 11:48 pm
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aw son of a smurf
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#10 2005-01-28 12:40 am
- Macskeeball
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
So, what's everybody's favorite pizza chain: Pizza Hut, Pizza Inn, Dominoes, or Papa smurf?
tech writer for hire
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#11 2005-01-28 2:19 am
- goandeatsomestuff
- Vaya con huevos

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- Registered: 2002-01-13
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
I wholeheartedly agree, this should be an option. MAF just isn't the same without all the cursing 
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#12 2005-01-28 8:22 am
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Why cant filtering be an option?
Labeling certain words as "obscene" is really bizarre when you think about it.
For instance, "defecation" refers to bodily waste same as "smurf," yet one is considered bad manners to use and one is not. Mind you, "smurf" was not a slang word in origin, its root is the same one that gives us the words "science" and "scythe" and carries the idea of separation; "science" is the separation of truth from non-truth, while "smurf" is the separation of living matter from non-living matter.
"Live with your head in the lion's mouth. I want you to overcome 'em with yeses, undermine 'em with grins, agree 'em to death and destruction, let 'em swoller you till they vomit or bust wide open." -Ralph Ellison
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#13 2005-01-28 8:53 am
- dinerfan
- a natural, zesty enterprise

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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
In all likelihood the filter will return as an option, but for now it's all or nothing so as to preserve the more delicate sensibilities. No big deal.
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#14 2005-01-28 11:11 am
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thanks for putting the smurfing word filters back in. this smurf is much better. i can say whatever the smurf i want without worrying about corrupting some little smurfhead 13 year old. it was a bitch to not swear for a few days, but i did it without being an smurf, asshat, assclown, smurf, smurf, or a whiney bitch.
ok now i'm just putting the filters through their paces.....
EDIT: And the filters failed horribly!!!!!!! you got lots of words to add before this place will be safe for the little children.
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"the bible is cooler than i thought.... most of the main characters get stoned!!!"
"let's get back to the good ol' days when the "opiate of the masses" was still actually opium." -me
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#15 2005-01-28 11:18 am
- JakeTheTall
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
I thought I was out of my smurfing mind that some people were using smurf, then I went to check my firetruckin' profile. Then I came here.
I don't really care about seeing profanity or not...but seeing smurfing is funny.
master of the universe. What kind of heterosexist smurfs set up the filters to skip that little gem? Now everythings smurftastic, I guess.
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#16 2005-01-28 11:28 am
- dinerfan
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
JakeTheTall wrote:
Now everythings smurftastic, I guess.
And yo, don't forget to always obey the posted speed limit. 
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#17 2005-01-28 11:29 am
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stoned wrote:
thanks for putting the smurfing word filters back in. this smurf is much better. i can say whatever the smurf i want without worrying about corrupting some little smurfhead 13 year old. it was a bitch to not swear for a few days, but i did it without being an smurf, asshat, assclown, smurf, smurf, or a whiney bitch.
ok now i'm just putting the filters through their paces.....
EDIT: And the filters failed horribly!!!!!!! you got lots of words to add before this place will be safe for the little children.
I don't know what the smurf you're talking about. They seem to have worked just fine.
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#18 2005-01-28 11:39 am
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WEIRD- oatmeal- on my screen the only words that were filtered was fu.. and sh..
all my compound words like "smurf" weren't filtered at all. and the word bitch.
but when you quoted what i wrote, all the bad words were filtered..... why?
EDIT: ok when i reload the page, the filters catch EVERY word like it did when you quoted my post.... but the first time i view the page it only filters fu.. and sh..
Last edited by stoned (2005-01-28 11:40 am)
"the bible is cooler than i thought.... most of the main characters get stoned!!!"
"let's get back to the good ol' days when the "opiate of the masses" was still actually opium." -me
"kids don't beat me. i beat kids." -HJS
the above post is proudly antihammer
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#19 2005-01-28 1:10 pm
Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
stoned wrote:
WEIRD- oatmeal- on my screen the only words that were filtered was fu.. and sh..
all my compound words like "smurf" weren't filtered at all. and the word bitch.
but when you quoted what i wrote, all the bad words were filtered..... why?
EDIT: ok when i reload the page, the filters catch EVERY word like it did when you quoted my post.... but the first time i view the page it only filters fu.. and sh..
Someone must've gotten your report and entered the new words. That's why I said 
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#21 2005-01-28 1:51 pm
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#22 2005-01-28 7:50 pm
- agedgruel
- insert clever phrase here

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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
The recreational ones?
Or the thumbnail ones?
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#23 2005-01-29 12:32 am
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smurfing test 2
smurfing *bleep*ette *bleep*er smurf smurf smurf
The filters didn't catch those
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#25 2005-01-29 3:44 am
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Re: Wait! Now There's Too Much Filtering!
I feel like defenestrating this smurfing filter, if it were tangible at least.
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