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From Fight Club:
The hole punched through my cheek does not ever heal.  Im' going to work, and my punched-out eye sockets are two swollen-up black bagels around the little piss holes I have left to see through.  Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed.  Still, I'm doing the little FAX thing.  I write little HAIKU things and FAX them around to everyone at work. When I pass people in the hall at work, I get totally ZEN right in everone's hostile little FACE.

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

I'm counting on my fingers: five, seven, five.
The blood, is it mine?
Yeah, I say. Some of it.
This is a wrong answer.
[End Quote]

This has to be the best book I have ever read, and it is so god dam funny.

i should be doing
homework but i do not want
to do it..... damn school!

j kah less is so
lucky, i wish i was him now
i could live with that

You try and write ku
But you will take time to reach
The enlightened place

We who lived the true
Ku thread(s) now bask in, for the
membership's not cheap.

The proud up in the
Temple of the Samkurai
Watch you with earnest,

For maybe if you
Ku hard enough, long enough,
The wonderful gift

Of Enlightenment
In Haiku shall give you peace
And true harmony.