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#1 2005-06-09 1:12 pm
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#2 2005-06-09 1:20 pm
Re: The dangers of using PHP...
FUNNY smurf, man.
i like the part about perl being the gateway drug for php. ha ha ha ha ha
"the bible is cooler than i thought.... most of the main characters get stoned!!!"
"let's get back to the good ol' days when the "opiate of the masses" was still actually opium." -me
"kids don't beat me. i beat kids." -HJS
the above post is proudly antihammer
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#3 2005-06-09 2:07 pm
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#4 2005-06-09 2:16 pm
Re: The dangers of using PHP...

Look at it this way: you've sold as many paintings as Van Gogh—and you have both your ears.
Thanks, Dad.
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#5 2005-06-09 5:54 pm
Re: The dangers of using PHP...
Take it from me guys, it starts out fun. A little coding on the side... just on weekends... you have it under control. Next thing you know you're trying to hand-code a CMS until 4:00 in the morning, installing non-standard libraries and making PHP.net your cmd-1 shortcut in Safari. Some people in my support group even consider PHP to be their career. They do it daily, and even market it to others. It's terrible.
Basseq is me, John Whittet.
(Finishing the remainder of the thought expressed in the post has been left as an exercise for the reader.)
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#6 2005-06-10 6:33 am
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Re: The dangers of using PHP...
I learned it from watching you, Dad. I learned it from watching you!
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#7 2005-06-10 7:19 am
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Re: The dangers of using PHP...
This is your brain: (@)
This is your brain on php: (php)
This is your friends reaction to your brain on php: (wtf?)
This is what your php 'experience' could get you: ($$$)
Any Questions?
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#8 2005-06-10 7:29 am
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Re: The dangers of using PHP...
True story: my ex-boss referred to one of my former co-workers as the guy "who does all of our PCP stuff"
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