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#1 2007-11-06 12:37 pm

DukeofNuke
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Some Doctors are Doctors...

Others are just jerks with expensive degrees.

















That is all.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.


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#2 2007-11-06 12:56 pm

C. Ives
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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

I wish I had an expensive degree.  Until then I'm just a jerk. sad

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#3 2007-11-06 1:06 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

I hate all doctors.  They always tell you to pop a pill.  Never mind what the cause is.

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#4 2007-11-06 1:20 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

A doctor fixed my broken wrist once...


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#5 2007-11-06 1:32 pm

C. Ives
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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

Did you pop a pill to heal it?

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#6 2007-11-06 1:53 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

Blame House and Dr. Cox.


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#7 2007-11-06 1:59 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

Denali wrote:

I hate all doctors.  They always tell you to pop a pill.  Never mind what the cause is.

You need a new doctor.

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#8 2007-11-06 2:22 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

I think it's cause too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.


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#9 2007-11-06 3:07 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

The clinic I go to is a Family Medicine Residency Program.  The medical doctors there are all fresh and young and are far from being jaded and worn out.  They are eager to learn, help, listen, and please.  And, for any serious issue, I automatically have a senior doctor supervising and a second opinion built right in.  I think it's great!

As far as jerks with expensive degrees... working at a University, I know way too much about that.  Heh.

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#10 2007-11-06 3:09 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

C. Ives wrote:

Did you pop a pill to heal it?

The first time I broke it, I took a single Tylenol 3 the day after.  After that I didn't take any more, and suffered through the pain like a real man.  The second time I broke my wrist I didn't take anything at all, and kicked pain's ass once again.


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#11 2007-11-06 5:28 pm

Pariah
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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

jeff-o wrote:

C. Ives wrote:

Did you pop a pill to heal it?

The first time I broke it, I took a single Tylenol 3 the day after.  After that I didn't take any more, and suffered through the pain like a real man.  The second time I broke my wrist I didn't take anything at all, and kicked pain's ass once again.

I like it the way some people like to spin suffering needlessly as if it shows character. Proper pain control speeds healing.


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#12 2007-11-06 5:41 pm

DukeofNuke
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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

I have to agree with Piriah on this one.
My brother-in-law had knee replacement a couple years ago.
Sister said he would sit around misirable all day, and wouldn't take his pain pill cause he didn't want to "get hooked".
It doesn't work that way, and his doctor should have made sure he understood.


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#13 2007-11-06 5:54 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

What was he given? Morphine?

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#14 2007-11-06 6:08 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

C. Ives wrote:

I wish I had an expensive degree.  Until then I'm just a jerk. sad

I have an expensive degree.

I'm a jerk.

I'm a doctor?


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#15 2007-11-06 6:30 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

DukeofNuke wrote:

I have to agree with Piriah on this one.
My brother-in-law had knee replacement a couple years ago.
Sister said he would sit around misirable all day, and wouldn't take his pain pill cause he didn't want to "get hooked".
It doesn't work that way, and his doctor should have made sure he understood.

Some people (including my previous doctor) don't understand how opiates work in response to the body's pain.  They are usually the same people who confuse physical dependance with addiction.


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#16 2007-11-06 7:09 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

Denali wrote:

I hate all doctors.  They always tell you to pop a pill.  Never mind what the cause is.

Actually, no.


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#17 2007-11-06 7:10 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

jeff-o wrote:

The first time I broke it, I took a single Tylenol 3 the day after.  After that I didn't take any more, and suffered through the pain like a real man.  The second time I broke my wrist I didn't take anything at all, and kicked pain's ass once again.

lol

I hope that post was a joke.


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#18 2007-11-06 7:21 pm

Deadmanwalking
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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

I was going to post something on this, but this is good as place as any. My brother just passed his boards and is now a Dr. at a 42. Just goes to show you it's never to late to do a career change, he got a full ride paid by the Air Force and all he has to do in return is go to practice at one of the locations they have on a list. I wish him all the luck in the world and I'm glad he has finally found his calling and who ever hates all Dr's get a life you ignorant jerk.


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#19 2007-11-06 9:02 pm

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

Deadmanwalking wrote:

who ever hates all Dr's get a life you ignorant jerk.

What he said. tongue


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#20 2007-11-06 9:34 pm

Beowulf
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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

Pariah wrote:

jeff-o wrote:

C. Ives wrote:

Did you pop a pill to heal it?

The first time I broke it, I took a single Tylenol 3 the day after.  After that I didn't take any more, and suffered through the pain like a real man.  The second time I broke my wrist I didn't take anything at all, and kicked pain's ass once again.

I like it the way some people like to spin suffering needlessly as if it shows character. Proper pain control speeds healing.

Agreed, but sometimes, I am amazed at how quickly some people will go for the bottle of tylenol, when all they need is a tiny bit of extra rest and fluids.

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#21 2007-11-06 9:47 pm

C. Ives
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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

test wrote:

C. Ives wrote:

I wish I had an expensive degree.  Until then I'm just a jerk. sad

I have an expensive degree.

I'm a jerk.

I'm a doctor?

I have two expensive degrees.  In fact, I think people should start calling me Master.

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#22 2007-11-06 10:01 pm

justine
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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

Denali wrote:

I hate all doctors.  They always tell you to pop a pill.  Never mind what the cause is.

I've yet to find a doctor that will give me any pills without jumping through fiery hoops and selling my soul to the devil first.

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#23 2007-11-07 8:10 am

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

bratboy wrote:

jeff-o wrote:

The first time I broke it, I took a single Tylenol 3 the day after.  After that I didn't take any more, and suffered through the pain like a real man.  The second time I broke my wrist I didn't take anything at all, and kicked pain's ass once again.

lol

I hope that post was a joke.

It really wasn't!  Different wrists, separated by a few years.  And to be quite honest, the pain wasn't bad enough to require pain meds.  Heck, I played a round of UT after breaking my wrist the first time, before deciding I ought to get the damn thing X-rayed.  It was all swollen and somewhat S-shaped...

Maybe I just have a high tolerance, I dunno.


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#24 2007-11-07 8:32 am

DukeofNuke
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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

justine wrote:

Denali wrote:

I hate all doctors.  They always tell you to pop a pill.  Never mind what the cause is.

I've yet to find a doctor that will give me any pills without jumping through fiery hoops and selling my soul to the devil first.

Oh, Honey, You're just goin' to the wrong doctor!


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#25 2007-11-07 9:07 am

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Re: Some Doctors are Doctors...

C. Ives wrote:

test wrote:

C. Ives wrote:

I wish I had an expensive degree.  Until then I'm just a jerk. sad

I have an expensive degree.

I'm a jerk.

I'm a doctor?

I have two expensive degrees.  In fact, I think people should start calling me Master.

I've got one cheap degree. Call me Blaster.


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