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#1 2007-11-23 3:43 pm
- MrJ in OZ
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What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Apparently there is a website called Conservapedia and what do you think the most viewed topics are?
War, military spending, gun rights?
Nope, these are the top ten topics in order.
. Main Page [1,897,388]
2. Homosexuality [1,488,013]
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis [516,193]
4. Homosexuality and Promiscuity [416,767]
5. Homosexuality and Parasites [387,438]
6. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea [328,045]
7. Homosexuality and Domestic Violence [325,547]
8. Gay Bowel Syndrome [314,076]
9. Homosexuality and Syphilis [262,015]
10. Homosexuality and Mental Health [249,14]
http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Statistics
Last edited by MrJ in OZ (2007-11-23 3:44 pm)
*Fallacy at its zenith kids.* "Who is this "we" you keep talking about? What price have "you" paid for this war? Blah, Blah. Its hardly a "we" proposition."
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#2 2007-11-23 3:49 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
:: giggles ::
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#3 2007-11-23 3:49 pm
- Warin
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Isnt it fairly common knowledge that Conservapedia is a bit of a joke, even among conservatives?
From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law.
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#4 2007-11-23 3:53 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
shut up and giggle, foo'
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#5 2007-11-23 3:57 pm
- Warin
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
CONSERVATIVES LOVE TEH GHEYS!
(footage at 11)
er..
(that would probably be NSFW)
From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law.
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#6 2007-11-23 3:59 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Warin wrote:
Isnt it fairly common knowledge that Conservapedia is a bit of a joke, even among conservatives?
Yes but it doesn't take much to entertain the lower intelligence liberal types looking for a self esteem boost.
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#7 2007-11-23 4:07 pm
- Warin
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Farmerkev wrote:
Warin wrote:
Isnt it fairly common knowledge that Conservapedia is a bit of a joke, even among conservatives?
Yes but it doesn't take much to entertain the lower intelligence liberal types looking for a self esteem boost.

Cheap shot.
Especially since the ratio of knuckle draggers to bright types is far more skewed to the cro-magnon on the conservative side. 
From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law.
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#8 2007-11-23 4:08 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
heheheh
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#9 2007-11-23 4:22 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Joke or not, that's rather bizarre....
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
--Paul Krugman
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#10 2007-11-23 4:27 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
bratboy wrote:
Joke or not, that's rather bizarre....
Shoot Bratty, I'll bet you have to beat the conservatives wanting in your pants off with a stick.
A long hard throbbing wide stanced stick.
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#11 2007-11-23 4:29 pm
- Pariah
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
bratboy wrote:
Joke or not, that's rather bizarre....
To be fair I bet the high ranking of those topics is driven by sites linking to particularly stupid, homophobic or insulting articles.
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
Barack Obama
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#12 2007-11-23 4:33 pm
Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Warin wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
Warin wrote:
Isnt it fairly common knowledge that Conservapedia is a bit of a joke, even among conservatives?
Yes but it doesn't take much to entertain the lower intelligence liberal types looking for a self esteem boost.
Cheap shot.
Especially since the ratio of knuckle draggers to bright types is far more skewed to the cro-magnon on the conservative side.
It takes a special sort of wierdo to think up deploying a clickbot for this purpose.
Just like back in Saigon! Eh, slick?
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#13 2007-11-23 4:35 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Huh? The list is found on the website itself.
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
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#14 2007-11-23 4:40 pm
- MrJ in OZ
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Ive never even heard of Conservapedia before today. The fact that such an idiotic site exists is bizarre.
*Fallacy at its zenith kids.* "Who is this "we" you keep talking about? What price have "you" paid for this war? Blah, Blah. Its hardly a "we" proposition."
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#15 2007-11-23 4:40 pm
Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
bratboy wrote:
Huh? The list is found on the website itself.
A clickbot does what the name implies, generates website clicks in an automated fashion.
Just like back in Saigon! Eh, slick?
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#16 2007-11-23 4:42 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
MrJ in OZ wrote:
Ive never even heard of Conservapedia before today. The fact that such an idiotic site exists is bizarre.
We've joked about it here before.
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#17 2007-11-23 4:47 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
ShnickyShnack wrote:
MrJ in OZ wrote:
Ive never even heard of Conservapedia before today. The fact that such an idiotic site exists is bizarre.
We've joked about it here before.
9 other threads in fact contain Conservapedia included Ribbys starter thread back in feb.
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#18 2007-11-23 4:47 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Steyr AUG wrote:
Warin wrote:
Farmerkev wrote:
Yes but it doesn't take much to entertain the lower intelligence liberal types looking for a self esteem boost.
Cheap shot.
Especially since the ratio of knuckle draggers to bright types is far more skewed to the cro-magnon on the conservative side.It takes a special sort of wierdo to think up deploying a clickbot for this purpose.
Why did you quote me? I dont get it.
Are you implying that some left leaning type has generated a "clickbot" to inflate certain articles in order to vilify Conservapedia?
Or is this just a charming steyr non sequitor?
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#19 2007-11-23 4:54 pm
Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Warin wrote:
Are you implying that some left leaning type has generated a "clickbot" to inflate certain articles in order to vilify Conservapedia?
Seems like a reasonable assumption, especially when you consider the types over at rationalwiki.
Just like back in Saigon! Eh, slick?
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#20 2007-11-23 5:00 pm
- Warin
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Ah. So its impossible that conservatives in America are obsessively hung up about issues surrounding homosexuality. they'd never push constitutional amendments banning gay marriage, right?
From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law.
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#21 2007-11-23 5:04 pm
Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Warin wrote:
Ah. So its impossible that conservatives in America are obsessively hung up about issues surrounding homosexuality. they'd never push constitutional amendments banning gay marriage, right?
Possible but not probable. Especially when some of the articles were just created last month.
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#22 2007-11-23 5:13 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
I won't believe it until I see a government report.
"One thing we've learned is there's a difference between being disappointed and having madmen in authority."
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#23 2007-11-23 5:15 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Farmerkev wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
MrJ in OZ wrote:
Ive never even heard of Conservapedia before today. The fact that such an idiotic site exists is bizarre.
We've joked about it here before.
9 other threads in fact contain Conservapedia included Ribbys starter thread back in feb.
I remember that one. It was about the controversial topic of the existence of unicorns, Noah's ark, and the Irish Rovers.
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#24 2007-11-23 6:18 pm
- JakeTheTall
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Parasites ?!
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#25 2007-11-23 7:14 pm
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Re: What topics concerns/interests conservatives?
Sort of looks like the work of a clickbot. Conservapedia has become something of a liberal whipping boy, if it ever was anything else. I would expect abortion and Ronald Reagan to be somewhere up there too.
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