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#1 2007-12-12 11:58 am
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Dog snoring
It must be a good day if the dog is snoring.
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#2 2007-12-12 12:07 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
Aw.
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#3 2007-12-12 12:55 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
Uhh Nefarious? Most dogs don't snore from that end.
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#5 2007-12-12 4:09 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
It's a better day when I'm snoring.
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#6 2007-12-12 4:26 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
Daddyo wrote:
It's a better day when I'm snoring.
That's what I did all day. Finished work at 06:30, had to stick around for an 06:45 meeting which (as usual) didn't start until 06:58, punched out at 07:30, don't remember anything after that until I got up around 15:45, which is scary considering the distance I drive and the condition of some of the roads around here. All in all a good day.
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#7 2007-12-12 4:30 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
test wrote:
Daddyo wrote:
It's a better day when I'm snoring.
That's what I did all day. Finished work at 06:30, had to stick around for an 06:45 meeting which (as usual) didn't start until 06:58, punched out at 07:30, don't remember anything after that until I got up around 15:45, which is scary considering the distance I drive and the condition of some of the roads around here. All in all a good day.
Dude, what is it with you? Kilometers? Centigrade? And now sleeping until 15:45?
Speak English, man!
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#8 2007-12-12 6:09 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
Nefarious wrote:
It must be a good day if the dog is snoring.
Yep. Peace on Earth.
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#9 2007-12-12 6:31 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
Our dog loves to snore. You can hear him from two rooms away. He also likes to pass gas at my dad during the night while he is sleeping on the bed with my dad. Then he turns up his nose and jumps off the bed to sleep on the carpet, leaving my dad with the stench. 
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#10 2007-12-12 6:35 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
Pithecanthropus wrote:
Dude, what is it with you? Kilometers? Centigrade? And now sleeping until 15:45?
Speak English, man!
I don't think I can do anything in English any more. I work with all these European machines 12+ hours per day/night, everything is metric and all the clocks are 24 hour. I can feel my brain mutate a little more every day. It kind of tickles.
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#11 2007-12-12 7:00 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
When my dog sleeps really deeply, she starts to snore. Then, occasionally, she'll start to dream. Her feet twitch like she's running, her lips curl up into a vicious snarl, and she lets out these crazy little yipping barks. It's hilarious.
Here she is being more active. Maybe this is what she'd dreaming about?
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#12 2007-12-12 7:38 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
If that is true then every day is a good day at my house. Sadie snores like a Mastiff. 
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#13 2007-12-12 8:25 pm
Re: Dog snoring
My dog doesn't snore much, but he sure does talk in his sleep. Just like me 
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#14 2007-12-12 9:05 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
One of my dogs snores softly, but his most adorable oral habit is talking while he's awake. He will curl up by the couch and when he wants attention but doesn't want to get up he will start making little sounds, roorooing and all kinds of crazy and incredible noises, and as long as I answer back by imitating him, he will keep it up for a good while. I've got to get it recorded. He broke into his first full-fledged howl (that I've heard anyway) a few weeks ago when my nephew played his saxophone for him.
Here are two of them playing:
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#15 2007-12-12 9:06 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
Cynic wrote:
When my dog sleeps really deeply, she starts to snore. Then, occasionally, she'll start to dream. Her feet twitch like she's running, her lips curl up into a vicious snarl, and she lets out these crazy little yipping barks. It's hilarious.
Here she is being more active. Maybe this is what she'd dreaming about?
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p124 … /riley.jpg
Ugh...she looks way too fluffy and soft! I would pet her for hours!
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#16 2007-12-12 10:18 pm
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Re: Dog snoring
Orion wrote:
e also likes to pass gas at my dad during the night while he is sleeping on the bed with my dad. Then he turns up his nose and jumps off the bed to sleep on the carpet, leaving my dad with the stench.
Our dog used to do that too. He would spend the day killing groundhogs and eating them. He slept on the floor on Dad's side of the bed. The smell was so bad Dad would have to get up in the middle of the night and lock the poor dog in the basement.
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