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#26 2008-01-12 11:17 pm

FutureDreamz
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Re: making my mustache denser

dvpierce wrote:

FutureDreamz wrote:

Aqua OS X wrote:


I can't take anyone with a mustache seriously.

I know this doesn't apply to you guys, but up here: during a cold winter, any extra protection is smart.

Do you know what a scarf is?

Besides, that 'stache isn't protection - it's an invitation to get punched in the nose.

I meant beard.


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#27 2008-01-12 11:24 pm

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Re: making my mustache denser

You could always ask God for more facial hair....

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#28 2008-01-12 11:36 pm

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Re: making my mustache denser

Steroids, working out, and stop eating soy.

Underdeveloped mustaches are actually scumstaches.


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#29 2008-01-13 12:28 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

Age.


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#30 2008-01-13 1:00 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

Soulcrusher, has anyone ever told you that you kinda look like Zach Braff?


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#31 2008-01-13 1:37 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

dvpierce wrote:

You have no facial hair. I have no top-of-head hair.

As a matter of fact I am going bald pretty quickly. So it makes me feel smurfy that unless my facial hair starts getting denser I might become just hairless on my head sad

I get comments about my mustache. No one has said it looks good. I get a lot of suggestions to shave it though - I am still keeping it, at least for a bit more.

I think it makes me less attractive to stereotypical gay men, which is a plus.


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#32 2008-01-13 1:39 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

You're gay?


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#33 2008-01-13 1:39 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

bratboy wrote:

You're gay?

gayer than you.


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#34 2008-01-13 1:43 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

Sorry, didn't know if you were sure or not.


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#35 2008-01-13 1:46 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

bratboy wrote:

Sorry, didn't know if you were sure or not.

I am pretty sure about what I like, and a particular type of 'gay' just doesn't do it for me.


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#36 2008-01-13 1:51 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

Fair enough--you just seem to often object to being described as gay.


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#37 2008-01-13 1:55 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

bratboy wrote:

Fair enough--you just seem to often object to being described as gay.

Well, I like other stuff too.

I am up for anyone that catches my attention.

If they are interesting enough and don't annoy the smurf out of me, I'd give them a chance.

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#38 2008-01-13 2:13 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

and what's up with your interest in making me gay?


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#39 2008-01-13 2:19 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/more/zachbabies.jpghttp://homepage.mac.com/soulcrusher/yobigrojo.png


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#40 2008-01-13 2:21 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

oh come on!

My chin is hotter, my eyebrows are thicker, and my nose is longer and more straight.

Nothing similar here.


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#41 2008-01-13 2:25 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

not to mention that the skeletal structure is only kinda similar.


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#42 2008-01-13 2:32 am

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#43 2008-01-13 2:33 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

I couldnt grow decent facial hair until I hit my 30's.  I look ok with a goatee and a mustache.. but cant grow a full beard to save my life.

I think you just need to shave her off and wait till you get a little older.  And I dont think you are losing your hair, dude... I dont see any signs of pattern baldness wink


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#44 2008-01-13 2:37 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

soulcrusher wrote:

and what's up with your interest in making me gay?

I quite honestly don't care either way I just figure you'd be off the fence at this point.  Aren't you nearly 20 or something?


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#45 2008-01-13 2:50 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

soulcrusher wrote:

oh come on!

My chin is hotter, my eyebrows are thicker, and my nose is longer and more straight.

Nothing similar here.

Maybe it's the eyes. I dunno, I just have the feeling that you could be at least a stunt double.

My beard is red. Tis probably the irish in me.
The part I hate is that it grows at an irritating rate.


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#46 2008-01-13 3:14 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

My brother says Jimmy Falon.


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#47 2008-01-13 7:06 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

Try for a David Niven pencil style. Thin is in. Plus you can woo Audrey Hepburn and William Holden.

And I'm surprised there aren't more "beard" jokes, given the OPs predilictions.


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#48 2008-01-13 7:22 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

My advise is be thankful for what you have. I had to start shaving when I was 11. I can grow a full beard and mustache in a couple weeks but I have to shave every day to keep from looking like a hobo if I don't want a beard.

Have you ever shaved it off? It may be just folklore but it seems that shaving has a way of at least making it look fuller when it comes back. Had friend who was trying to grow some whiskers, it took a few years but he has a pretty good beard now, but it still grows slowly.

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#49 2008-01-13 7:54 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

Here's another vote for being clean-shaven. Facial hair on dudes makes me squirm, especially if I'm dating them and kiss them. The main principle for having facial hair that might be deemed acceptable is the same principle governing long hair (on any gender) - you have to wash it and take care of it. Once I went out on a few dinners with a guy who had a mustache and a goatee... and when I saw him the next day with bits of last night's dinner still in his facial hair... I ran, very very fast, in the opposite direction.


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#50 2008-01-13 8:31 am

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Re: making my mustache denser

Wait until you grow up and then try again.


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