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#51 2008-01-13 8:33 am
- Daddyo
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Re: making my mustache denser
keprydak wrote:
Once I went out on a few dinners with a guy who had a mustache and a goatee... and when I saw him the next day with bits of last night's dinner still in his facial hair... I ran, very very fast, in the opposite direction.
Just a little snack for latter on.
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#52 2008-01-13 9:51 am
- DukeofNuke
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Re: making my mustache denser
Daddyo wrote:
keprydak wrote:
Once I went out on a few dinners with a guy who had a mustache and a goatee... and when I saw him the next day with bits of last night's dinner still in his facial hair... I ran, very very fast, in the opposite direction.
Just a little snack for latter on.
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#53 2008-01-13 9:53 am
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Re: making my mustache denser
soulcrusher wrote:
bratboy wrote:
You're gay?
gayer than you.
R-O-F-L !!!
I vote that post be made a sticky
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#54 2008-01-13 10:06 am
- DukeofNuke
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Re: making my mustache denser
Seriously, SC,
Shave. The Old Wives are kinda right. I think shaving stimulates the follicles. It won't happen overnight, may take a year. In the meantime, you'll look more mature without the facial hair. Scraggly facial hair just screams "adolescent"
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#55 2008-01-13 11:02 am
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#56 2008-01-13 11:13 am
- iSeamas
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Re: making my mustache denser
DukeofNuke wrote:
Seriously, SC,
Shave. The Old Wives are kinda right. I think shaving stimulates the follicles. It won't happen overnight, may take a year. In the meantime, you'll look more mature without the facial hair. Scraggly facial hair just screams "adolescent"
I believe this to be true as well.
Go 1 month shaving daily. Then 2 weeks without shaving, then shave every day for 2 weeks, then 2 weeks without, etc for at least a year.
SC: That is the worst mustache I have ever seen. I'm really hoping it is a joke.
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#57 2008-01-13 12:20 pm
- soulcrusher
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Re: making my mustache denser
MacMonkey wrote:
My brother says Jimmy Falon.
I get that occasionally.
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#58 2008-01-13 12:28 pm
- soulcrusher
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Re: making my mustache denser
bratboy wrote:
soulcrusher wrote:
and what's up with your interest in making me gay?
I quite honestly don't care either way I just figure you'd be off the fence at this point. Aren't you nearly 20 or something?
Some of us like to live on the fence, thankyouverymuch.
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#59 2008-01-13 1:05 pm
- Aqua OS X
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Re: making my mustache denser
DukeofNuke wrote:
Seriously, SC,
Shave. The Old Wives are kinda right. I think shaving stimulates the follicles. It won't happen overnight, may take a year. In the meantime, you'll look more mature without the facial hair. Scraggly facial hair just screams "adolescent"
Studies have shown that shaving does not actually make your hair thicker. Shaving produces stubble, which lacks tapered edges, and looks darker/thicker. Yet shaving stubble does not produce even thicker stubble, and if left growing, stubble will shed and tapered hair will return.
If your hair is going to get thicker over time, it's going to do that regardless of whether or not you're shaving.
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#60 2008-01-13 1:45 pm
Re: making my mustache denser
Aqua OS X wrote:
Studies have shown that shaving does not actually make your hair thicker. Shaving produces stubble, which lacks tapered edges, and looks darker/thicker. Yet shaving stubble does not produce even thicker stubble, and if left growing, stubble will shed and tapered hair will return.
If your hair is going to get thicker over time, it's going to do that regardless of whether or not you're shaving.
QFT. 
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#61 2008-01-13 2:23 pm
- bloomsday
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Re: making my mustache denser
time for a tattoo?
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#62 2008-01-13 3:36 pm
- dv
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Re: making my mustache denser
soulcrusher wrote:
dvpierce wrote:
You have no facial hair. I have no top-of-head hair.
As a matter of fact I am going bald pretty quickly. So it makes me feel smurfy that unless my facial hair starts getting denser I might become just hairless on my head
It worked for Patrick Stewart.
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#63 2008-01-13 3:39 pm
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Re: making my mustache denser
Ribtorus wrote:
And I'm surprised there aren't more "beard" jokes, given the OPs predilictions.
I don't think that slang term is as popular as it used to be.
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#64 2008-01-13 4:03 pm
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Some guys look good with facial hair.
Some don't.
I'm afraid you fall into the latter category, whether or not you could actually grow a full mustache. I'm going to join the "shave it off" camp.
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#65 2008-01-13 4:40 pm
- CrashingtehWarehouse
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Re: making my mustache denser
bloomsday wrote:
time for a tattoo?
http://homepage.mac.com/obrienlaw/.Pict … stache.jpg
Ah man, I forgot all about that fad! Oh the memories.....
In other news, SC, a Zach Braff you are not!
Alright, now, who wants to be transistorized?
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#66 2008-01-13 5:27 pm
Re: making my mustache denser
my younger brother, after years of envy over my beard and my father's, tried to grow a beard/mustache.
awful awful awful. your picture reminded me of it. like someone said earlier, the way your 'stache is growing in, you look like an adolescent with somewhat (but not really) overactive testosterone production.
in other words: shave it/get rid of it.
suck it, trebek.
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#67 2008-01-13 6:00 pm
- CeeJer53
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Re: making my mustache denser
FutureDreamz wrote:
soulcrusher, I swear I've seen someone that looks like you. Have you been on the news or been to Alberta?
Maybe it was David Duchovny.
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#68 2008-01-13 6:04 pm
- Aqua OS X
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Re: making my mustache denser

Buy one of these
http://design-milk.com/carved-wood-mustache-on-a-stick/
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#69 2008-01-13 6:09 pm
Re: making my mustache denser
The "under the nose only" mustache hasn't been in-style for about sixty years now.
Is it making a comeback?
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#70 2008-01-13 6:09 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: making my mustache denser
matt wrote:
The "under the nose only" mustache hasn't been in-style for about sixty years now.
Is it making a comeback?
I'm guessing you've never met a policeman or soldier?
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#71 2008-01-13 6:12 pm
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Re: making my mustache denser
Tallgeese wrote:
matt wrote:
The "under the nose only" mustache hasn't been in-style for about sixty years now.
Is it making a comeback?I'm guessing you've never met a policeman or soldier?
Matt's talking about the Under the nose only Hitler mustache, not a standard mustache.
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#72 2008-01-13 6:15 pm
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Your on your way. If you just make it a little more square...
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#73 2008-01-13 6:33 pm
- soulcrusher
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Re: making my mustache denser
adamjg wrote:
Your on your way. If you just make it a little more square...
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/215 … tlerEX.jpg
You don't think that someone like me would ever want to have a mustache like his, right?
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#74 2008-01-13 7:15 pm
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Re: making my mustache denser
Chickenhawk wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
matt wrote:
The "under the nose only" mustache hasn't been in-style for about sixty years now.
Is it making a comeback?I'm guessing you've never met a policeman or soldier?
Matt's talking about the Under the nose only Hitler mustache, not a standard mustache.
Ah, right. Gotcha.
I didn't think it was intentional in sc's case.
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#75 2008-01-13 7:44 pm
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Re: making my mustache denser
soulcrusher wrote:
adamjg wrote:
Your on your way. If you just make it a little more square...
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/215 … tlerEX.jpgYou don't think that someone like me would ever want to have a mustache like his, right?
that is what you have, only not at thick.
you should really shave that ridiculous thing off and try again in another 10 years, that is if your desire to grow one persists that long.
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