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I didn't see it, but anything involving or related to Norbit has to be considered a huge waste of time.

justine wrote:

I thought Across The Universe was a huge waste of time.

Awwww...I liked it.

I think the Hottie and the Nottie is the stupidest movie ever. Paris Hilton is in it (which reminds me...did you know that the majority of her filmography is in the Bottom 100 of iMDb? Her highest rated film is Raising Helen, and she's not even the star. Anyway....) and I felt stupid after watching the first few second of the trailer.

Though I haven't seen it. It could be a masterpiece. But most masterpieces do not shoot to the top of the bottom 100 on iMDb..

Dracula: Dead and Loving It

All of the good jokes (and I use the term 'good' very loosely) were in the trailer and there were even good jokes that were in the trailer and weren't in the movie!

resedit wrote:

Matrix II - such a disappointment.

True, though if I had no expectations, I probably would have thought it was just bad.

Terrible movies I've seen, or seen part of
- Supernova (I actually went to go see it because I expected it to be a modern masterpiece of hilarious awfulness)
- Ultraviolet (I've seen music videos with more plot and coherence)
- The Libertine (oh French art-house erotica, you have let me down)

"no country for old men" and "there will be blood" where two of the stupidest movies I've ever seen. smurf like that winning awards proves that oscars are bought.

The Blair Witch Project is by far the worst movie I have ever seen in a theatre. And on opening night, yet!

Redline -

A gorgeous young automobile fanatic--and front to the hottest unsigned band on the West coast--finds herself caught up in illegal drag-racing competitions organized for the pleasure of a bunch of bored billionaires.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780595/

Sounds lame.

I think to be legitimately bad, a movie has to start off with pretensions of being good.

Bad movies by bad studios, bad directors, writers and actors are far too numerous to single out.

Ever sat through the original "Heaven's Gate"?  Unbelievable.

"Gigli" was bad, but not as bad as the scorn heaped on it. But still bad.

"1941" was terrible.

Sophia Coppola almost singlehandedly destroyed an otherwise adequate "Godfather" sequal. I'm pleased she's now behind that camera, doing much better work.

I've only walked out of one movie, that I can remember.  It was a Chuck Norris fllick and it was awful.  The acting was terrible.

Oh, yeah, I had forgotten about the one movie I've walked out on.

It was 1983, my friend and I went to see Hercules starring Lou Ferrigno (yes, the Incredible Hulk from the TV show).  Don't ask me why. 

They rewrote Greek Mythology to fit the story they wanted to tell, which was pretty bad.  But when the witch and Hercules fell into the middle of the ocean and he asked why she didn't just use her magic to get them back to shore she says, tearfully, "You made me fall in love with you and I've lost my powers!"

"That's it!" we said and walked out.

The Brady Bunch Movie.

Definitely not worst movie ever (that requires too much thought for an undeserving subject), but Premonition starring Sandra Bullock was pretty bad. On the plus side, the bonus footage on the dvd was AWESOME- if they had released the movie including that scene, it would be one of my favorites ever.

On the Brady Movie- we rented it once and my wife woke me up in the middle of the night talking in her sleep, I asked her what was wrong and she said "its always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

There is a horribly bad movie with Chuck Norris that is so bad it rules called Firewalker. I seriously love that movie, even though I know it is terrible.

My brother and I always thought it was really odd that when they are running from the Nazi's in the Sound of Music the score uses the same songs that are sung happily in other parts of the movie ("...jam and bread!!!!" etc).