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#1 2008-04-12 7:08 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
Alberto Gonzales having a hard time landing a nice gig
Alberto R. Gonzales, like many others recently unemployed, has discovered how difficult it can be to find a new job. Mr. Gonzales, the former attorney general, who was forced to resign last year, has been unable to interest law firms in adding his name to their roster, Washington lawyers and his associates said in recent interviews.
He has, through friends, put out inquiries, they said, and has not found any takers. What makes Mr. Gonzales’s case extraordinary is that former attorneys general, the government’s chief lawyer, are typically highly sought.
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#2 2008-04-12 7:21 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
It's hard to get a new job when you can't recall your old one.
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#3 2008-04-12 7:30 pm
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
I suggest suicide.
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#5 2008-04-12 9:49 pm
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
Well, he DID use an incompetence defense. What did he expect would happen?
Anyway, he could write one hell of a book if he gets cracking (have to get it out before Bush leaves office, otherwise there'll be no interest)
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#6 2008-04-12 10:23 pm
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
Gonzales? I'll bet it's cuz he's an illegal immigrant.
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#7 2008-04-12 10:28 pm
Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
If he wanted a job he would be snapped up in an instant.
I call BS on the NYT.
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#8 2008-04-12 10:29 pm
Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
They probably liked the story and didn't bother checking the credibility of the sources.
It's happened before. Several times.
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#9 2008-04-12 10:40 pm
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
resedit wrote:
If he wanted a job he would be snapped up in an instant.
I'm sure he's looking for something a bit more than managing a DQ.
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#10 2008-04-13 12:44 am
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
Oh, he's probably just wanting to spend more time with his family.
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#11 2008-04-13 1:03 am
Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
Hank Rearden wrote:
resedit wrote:
If he wanted a job he would be snapped up in an instant.
I'm sure he's looking for something a bit more than managing a DQ.
I don't think he was talking about managing a DQ.
You probably have to be able to remember a lot of stuff to manage a DQ.
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#12 2008-04-13 1:30 am
Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
Hank Rearden wrote:
resedit wrote:
If he wanted a job he would be snapped up in an instant.
I'm sure he's looking for something a bit more than managing a DQ.
Regardless of what people think of his performance under Bush - he still has an incredible amount of experience and an incredible amount of insight into the system, both of which are extremely valuable to high end law firms.
He could get a six figure income in a heartbeat.
This is just another case of the NYT being used as a liberal gossip rag.
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#13 2008-04-13 8:04 am
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
resedit wrote:
He could get a six figure income in a heartbeat.
OK, then, so why hasn't he?
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#14 2008-04-13 8:08 am
Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
Clearly because the New York Times is a LIBERAL gossip rag.
Liberal. Liberal. Liberal. Liberal.
Liberal. Liberal. Liberal. Liberal.
See? The more I say that word, the more it makes it true.
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#15 2008-04-13 8:22 am
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
resedit wrote:
If he wanted a job he would be snapped up in an instant.
I call BS on the NYT.
Which facts do you consider wrong, and what basis, aside from your political beliefs, do you have for considering them incorrect?
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#16 2008-04-13 8:50 am
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
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They probably liked the story and didn't bother checking the credibility of the sources.
It's happened before. Several times.
Could you do us a favor and show something supporting your theory that they didn't check their sources *this* time?
Cause, you know, pot...kettle...
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#17 2008-04-13 9:07 am
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
He seems to be doing ok, pulling down 200K on the lecture circuit.
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#18 2008-04-13 11:58 am
Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
Jaligard wrote:
resedit wrote:
They probably liked the story and didn't bother checking the credibility of the sources.
It's happened before. Several times.Could you do us a favor and show something supporting your theory that they didn't check their sources *this* time?
Cause, you know, pot...kettle...
You want me to prove that they didn't do something?
I don't even know who their "sources" are.
The only source they name is Bork - who does not say that Gonzales is being turned down, but rather -
He is considering his opportunities in law and business,” Mr. Bork said, “but after many years in public service he is considering his options carefully.”
Sounds to me like he is using his speaking income to allow himself to be extremely selective in who he gives the opportunity to hire him.
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#19 2008-04-13 12:21 pm
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
resedit wrote:
Jaligard wrote:
resedit wrote:
They probably liked the story and didn't bother checking the credibility of the sources.
It's happened before. Several times.Could you do us a favor and show something supporting your theory that they didn't check their sources *this* time?
Cause, you know, pot...kettle...You want me to prove that they didn't do something?
I don't even know who their "sources" are.
The only source they name is Bork - who does not say that Gonzales is being turned down, but rather -He is considering his opportunities in law and business,” Mr. Bork said, “but after many years in public service he is considering his options carefully.”
Sounds to me like he is using his speaking income to allow himself to be extremely selective in who he gives the opportunity to hire him.
So the answer is no; you don't have anything but your own political opinions to back up your accusation.
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#20 2008-04-13 12:23 pm
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Not political opinions - the fact that someone with his qualifications would be extremely useful to many high end law firms.
I'd have the same opinion if he was Al Gore's left wing lover.
Hell - I have the same opinion about Al Gore despite his blatantly exposed twisting of the facts for his film.
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#21 2008-04-13 12:34 pm
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
resedit wrote:
Not political opinions - the fact that someone with his qualifications would be extremely useful to many high end law firms.
I'd have the same opinion if he was Al Gore's left wing lover.
Hell - I have the same opinion about Al Gore despite his blatantly exposed twisting of the facts for his film.
Dude, you have no facts at all. Just assumptions. It's cool, there's nothing wrong with that. Just be honest, mmkay?
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#22 2008-04-13 12:43 pm
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
Ah yes. For every apologist for torture, there's Al Gore. For every incompetent, corrupt reincarnation of Nero, there's Bill Clinton. For every Jerry Fallwell, there's Jeremiah Wright... For every Israel, there's Nazi Germany. For every Liberia, there Mozambique. For every Sweden, there's Swaziland. For every Black, there's white. For every Fermion, there's a Boson. Equality rules the day.
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#23 2008-04-13 1:55 pm
Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
You'd think he'd be able to get a teaching gig at Regent University law school.
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#24 2008-04-13 1:59 pm
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Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
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You'd think he'd be able to get a teaching gig at Regent University law school.
You're kidding, right? A guy named Alberto Gonzalez at Regent University.
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#25 2008-04-13 5:11 pm
Re: It ain't easy being the former torturer-in-chief!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
resedit wrote:
Not political opinions - the fact that someone with his qualifications would be extremely useful to many high end law firms.
I'd have the same opinion if he was Al Gore's left wing lover.
Hell - I have the same opinion about Al Gore despite his blatantly exposed twisting of the facts for his film.Dude, you have no facts at all. Just assumptions. It's cool, there's nothing wrong with that. Just be honest, mmkay?
Take a look at what I said -
They probably liked the story and didn't bother checking the credibility of the sources.
It's happened before. Several times.
Taking the NYT at their word when they have had faulty reporting numerous times in the past is more fact based than my statements.
Note that the only source they named did not state anything that even remotely backs up the claim.
These un-named sources that journalists are using have become an excuse to either downright lie or be lazy in their fact gathering.
IMHO - the first time a journalist uses an un-named source that turns out to be wrong, he should be severely reprimanded by the editor. The second time, he should be shown the unemployment line. I don't care how big or small the story is. Editors these days don't have balls anymore, and their papers are no longer believable as a result.
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