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#26 2008-06-20 2:13 pm
- sturner
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Re: How cops really feel
Watch where you point that thing!
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#27 2008-06-20 4:32 pm
- Farmerkev
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Re: How cops really feel
user wrote:
So was I (of course, I'm talking about the Adam West version). There's a movie in my parent's collection of my brother and me in Batman and Robin outfits that we made ourselves.
I think I wore a pair of my sister's tights...
I hope you know that I will use this information against you in the future.
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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#29 2008-06-20 8:20 pm
- user
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Re: How cops really feel
It's only news if I was STILL wearing my sister's tights....
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#30 2008-06-20 9:58 pm
Re: How cops really feel
user wrote:
It's only news if I was STILL wearing my sister's tights....
Why? Wearing tights is easier than shaving the legs daily. I always get ingrown hairs when I shave my legs.
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#31 2008-06-20 10:11 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: How cops really feel
Yeah, but you need dancers' tights if you don't shave your legs. Otherwise the hairs stick through.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis
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#32 2008-06-20 10:17 pm
- [MA] Flying_Meat
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Re: How cops really feel
did i forget to mention i think the idea of cops doling out justice is a bad thing, generally speaking (almost always!!).
...and watch out for the flying meat!
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#33 2008-06-21 3:48 am
Re: How cops really feel
All of the cops who contributed to that article should be arrested, fined, fired, and jailed. And you people think I'm nuts when I say the cops are.
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#34 2008-06-21 7:10 am
Re: How cops really feel
Daniel wrote:
All of the cops who contributed to that article should be arrested, fined, fired, and jailed. And you people think I'm nuts when I say the cops are.
On what charges?
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#35 2008-06-21 2:34 pm
- [MA] Flying_Meat
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Re: How cops really feel
Daniel wrote:
All of the cops who contributed to that article should be arrested, fined, fired, and jailed. And you people think I'm nuts when I say the cops are.
we only think you're nuts because you most often resort to condemning all instead of a more realistic reference like "some, a few, many, most, a small percentage, a large percentage, etc".
so your "...when I say the cops are." would be more realistic if written, when I say many cops are.
then the nit-picking over the exact quantity of cops that fit your supplied description could begin in earnest, instead of your entire post being written off as grossly exaggerated bullsmurf.
...and watch out for the flying meat!
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#36 2008-06-21 2:49 pm
- jerwin
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Re: How cops really feel
zoees wrote:
bratboy wrote:
smurf, you won't catch them giving that money back out to the community these days. That goes to buy new police cruisers and guns.
And more crap to hang from those retarded ass utility belts.
Seriously- have you seen one lately? It's a wonder their uniform stays up. Once again, I guess, you just can't teach stoooopid.
Maybe they need to discover the sam browne belt. As well as providing support for an over loaded waist belt, it also adds a bit of zest to the uniform. 
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#37 2008-06-27 10:18 am
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Re: How cops really feel
"We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tiiiiiiiiiights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We maaaay look like sissies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tiiiiights
Always on guard defending the people's rights...."
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#38 2008-06-28 12:25 am
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Re: How cops really feel
nytimes wrote:
In Chicago, back in the 1980’s, we had all these problems with drug dealers selling their dope on the street. We used to catch them and bring them in front of the older folks. We used to take their drug money and give it to all the neighbors on the block! They loved it, and the f–ing gangbangers hated it, of course. But, the people on the block always said to us, “We know you can’t get these guys off the streets, so keep doing what you are doing.”
Chicago? CHICAGO? Wasn't the 80's Chicago police force the most corrupt in the nation? If I remember right, a group of them were an organized home invasion force!
Why don't we also invite them into our homes, and we will feed them? Don't make bad soup, though. You may get executed for crossing the cop.
This is a power the police should never have.
In fact, it is a sure sign of tyranny.
The problem I have with discussing freedom is that people have been conditioned to expect "of me to tell you what to do" to follow it... inevitably they notice I don't ever get to that part, and they feel like I am trying to trick them.
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