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#1 2008-08-12 2:48 pm
- ShnickyShnack
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Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
Most of "Pray for Rain," which lasted less than three minutes, showed a lighthearted Shepard at Invesco Field asking viewers to pray for "torrential" rain during Obama's speech at the Democratic National Convention.
"I'm talking ‘umbrella-ain't-going-to-help-you rain,'" he said on the video.
The video's point, Shepard said, is that in his view Obama has not clearly stated his stances on abortion and gay marriage, important themes within the Christian right.
"I'm still pro life, and I'm still in favor of marriage as being between one man and one woman," Shepard said in the video. "And I would like the next president who will select justices for the next Supreme Court to agree."
As for his praying for a deluge: "It's called hyperbole," Shepard said Monday. "It is meant to be humorous."
Minnery said the video was taken down because several Focus members complained that prayer shouldn't be used to bring harm on someone else.
Link to the video
A class act all the way!
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#2 2008-08-12 2:54 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
Good for the FotF members who complained.
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#3 2008-08-12 4:00 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
The video's point, Shepard said, is that in his view Obama has not clearly stated his stances on abortion and gay marriage, important themes within the Christian right.
You know, you'd think a democrat that hadn't come out of the gate strongly pro-choice would be a relief to these people.
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#4 2008-08-12 4:16 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
His stance on gay marriage isn't particularly overwhelming, either.
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#5 2008-08-12 4:27 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
bratboy wrote:
His stance on gay marriage isn't particularly overwhelming, either.
What was wrong with it? It sounded like he supported civil unions, he just didn't want to call them marriages to keep the fundamentalists off his back. Terminology aside, so long as they are legally identical - who cares what the contract says at the top?
Perhaps if we called all "marriage" licenses "civil union" licenses, regardless of whether the couple is hetero or homosexual, we might get somewhere?
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#6 2008-08-12 4:30 pm
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I'm fine with civil unions, but only because I think it's all we're likely to get. I don't see a compelling reason to support the distinction, however.
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#7 2008-08-12 4:34 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
radarman wrote:
Perhaps if we called all "marriage" licenses "civil union" licenses, regardless of whether the couple is hetero or homosexual, we might get somewhere?
Getting a marriage (or whatever you want to call it) license should be no more than signing a mortgage or registering a car. A contract, enforced by the state, and that's it. Beyond that the significance should be left up to the people within the contract.
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#8 2008-08-12 4:35 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
Wishing for rain is petty.
Also, isn't it selling the God of Abraham short ? Is rain the best that the Christian god can do ?
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#9 2008-08-12 4:36 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
Tallgeese wrote:
radarman wrote:
Perhaps if we called all "marriage" licenses "civil union" licenses, regardless of whether the couple is hetero or homosexual, we might get somewhere?
Getting a marriage (or whatever you want to call it) license should be no more than signing a mortgage or registering a car. A contract, enforced by the state, and that's it. Beyond that the significance should be left up to the people within the contract.
Will there be a similar procedure for marrying toasters?
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#10 2008-08-12 4:37 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
radarman wrote:
Perhaps if we called all "marriage" licenses "civil union" licenses, regardless of whether the couple is hetero or homosexual, we might get somewhere?
Getting a marriage (or whatever you want to call it) license should be no more than signing a mortgage or registering a car. A contract, enforced by the state, and that's it. Beyond that the significance should be left up to the people within the contract.
Will there be a similar procedure for marrying toasters?
Those will have to be UL approved.
Minithink isn't a "to the death" cage match.
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#11 2008-08-12 4:38 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
radarman wrote:
Perhaps if we called all "marriage" licenses "civil union" licenses, regardless of whether the couple is hetero or homosexual, we might get somewhere?
Getting a marriage (or whatever you want to call it) license should be no more than signing a mortgage or registering a car. A contract, enforced by the state, and that's it. Beyond that the significance should be left up to the people within the contract.
Will there be a similar procedure for marrying toasters?
It will be indistinguishable from all present contracts between people and appliances.
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#12 2008-08-12 5:05 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
bratboy wrote:
I'm fine with civil unions, but only because I think it's all we're likely to get. I don't see a compelling reason to support the distinction, however.
I don't trust that they'd actually be the same unless the name is the same. Someone somewhere will slip in some clause.
That said, the issue isn't "just marriage" but an issue of equality. Unless it's even called the same thing, then it's not the same.
Imagine if they'd said during the effort to get rid of anti-miscegenation laws that they'd have to just accept something other than equal status.
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#13 2008-08-12 6:35 pm
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God save us from FotF.
...having nothing in them of the feelings or principles of '76, now look to a single and splendid government of an aristocracy, founded on banking institutions and moneyed incorporations under the guise and cloak of their favored branches of manufactures, commerce and navigation, riding and ruling over the plundered ploughman and beggared yeomanry. -- TJ
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#14 2008-08-13 12:17 am
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pussies.
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#15 2008-08-13 4:31 pm
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You stay classy, Focus on the Family.
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#16 2008-08-16 11:51 am
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they do realize that rain is allegorical to being surrounded by the presence of God, right?
idiots don't even know their own Bible.
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#17 2008-08-17 10:40 am
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What needs to be done is to make all state sanctioned unions "civil unions" and call what happens in a church "marriage". Combining what ought to be two completely separate things is whats bad.
Let the state handle the contract part and let the churches handle the deal with the great watootsie or what ever you want to call your deity.
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#18 2008-08-17 11:04 am
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How come every time a conservative gets caught making a horse's ass of himself, he defends it be claiming it was a "joke"?
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#19 2008-08-17 11:20 am
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
Pariah wrote:
What needs to be done is to make all state sanctioned unions "civil unions" and call what happens in a church "marriage". Combining what ought to be two completely separate things is whats bad.
Let the state handle the contract part and let the churches handle the deal with the great watootsie or what ever you want to call your deity.
So the English language would be changed how ... by government regulation?
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#20 2008-08-17 11:27 am
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Pariah wrote:
What needs to be done is to make all state sanctioned unions "civil unions" and call what happens in a church "marriage". Combining what ought to be two completely separate things is whats bad.
Let the state handle the contract part and let the churches handle the deal with the great watootsie or what ever you want to call your deity.So the English language would be changed how ... by government regulation?
Civil union = government-enforced contract and benefits package
Marriage = Bond between two people
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#21 2008-08-17 11:41 am
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
Tallgeese wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Pariah wrote:
What needs to be done is to make all state sanctioned unions "civil unions" and call what happens in a church "marriage". Combining what ought to be two completely separate things is whats bad.
Let the state handle the contract part and let the churches handle the deal with the great watootsie or what ever you want to call your deity.So the English language would be changed how ... by government regulation?
Civil union = government-enforced contract and benefits package
Marriage = Bond between two people
Why would people call it "marriage" if they didn't view it as such?
Personally I think it's far easier to grant equal rights than to go to such absurd linguistic and legal lengths.
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#22 2008-08-17 12:14 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Pariah wrote:
What needs to be done is to make all state sanctioned unions "civil unions" and call what happens in a church "marriage". Combining what ought to be two completely separate things is whats bad.
Let the state handle the contract part and let the churches handle the deal with the great watootsie or what ever you want to call your deity.So the English language would be changed how ... by government regulation?
Works for France.
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#23 2008-08-17 1:09 pm
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ShnickyShnack wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
So the English language would be changed how ... by government regulation?Civil union = government-enforced contract and benefits package
Marriage = Bond between two peopleWhy would people call it "marriage" if they didn't view it as such?
Personally I think it's far easier to grant equal rights than to go to such absurd linguistic and legal lengths.
Just change the heading on the certificate you get from the state from "marriage" to "civil union", then let the shaman, holy man or what ever come up with their own marriage certificate. If they want.
Couldn't possibly be simpler.
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#24 2008-08-17 1:29 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
Pariah wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
Civil union = government-enforced contract and benefits package
Marriage = Bond between two peopleWhy would people call it "marriage" if they didn't view it as such?
Personally I think it's far easier to grant equal rights than to go to such absurd linguistic and legal lengths.Just change the heading on the certificate you get from the state from "marriage" to "civil union", then let the shaman, holy man or what ever come up with their own marriage certificate. If they want.
Couldn't possibly be simpler.
Like a baptism certificate vs. a birth certificate and social security card, basically?
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#25 2008-08-17 2:40 pm
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Re: Those conservative Christians are just SOOOOO funny!
Pariah wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
Civil union = government-enforced contract and benefits package
Marriage = Bond between two peopleWhy would people call it "marriage" if they didn't view it as such?
Personally I think it's far easier to grant equal rights than to go to such absurd linguistic and legal lengths.Just change the heading on the certificate you get from the state from "marriage" to "civil union", then let the shaman, holy man or what ever come up with their own marriage certificate. If they want.
Couldn't possibly be simpler.
Except that it forces equality by lowering the status of "marriage" rather than elevating the status of gays.
And how could this possibly fly? Wouldn't the same prejudiced douchebags opposing same-sex marriage be just as outraged over the "debasing" of marriage via its legal standing as they would over dudes being allowed to marry dudes?
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