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#1 2008-08-19 4:16 pm

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TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

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SAN FRANCISCO, California (CNN) -- James Robinson is a retired Air National Guard brigadier general and a commercial pilot for a major airline who flies passenger planes around the country.
Eight-year-old James Robinson isn't sure what "terrorist" means, but he's on the government list, too.

James Robinson is a retired brigadier general and a commercial pilot. His name is on the terrorist "watch list."

He has even been certified by the Transportation Security Administration to carry a weapon into the cockpit as part of the government's defense program should a terrorist try to commandeer a plane.

But there's one problem: James Robinson, the pilot, has difficulty even getting to his plane because his name is on the government's terrorist "watch list."

That means he can't use an airport kiosk to check in; he can't do it online; he can't do it curbside. Instead, like thousands of Americans whose names match a name or alias used by a suspected terrorist on the list, he must go to the ticket counter and have an agent verify that he is James Robinson, the pilot, and not James Robinson, the terrorist.

"Shocking's a good word; frustrating," Robinson -- the pilot -- said. "I'm carrying a weapon, flying a multimillion-dollar jet with passengers, but I'm still screened as, you know, on the terrorist watch list."

The American Civil Liberties Union estimates more than 1 million names have been added to the watch list since the September 11 attacks.

The FBI, which manages the Terrorist Screening Database, disputes that figure. It says that there are about 400,000 actual people on the list and that about 95 percent of those people are not U.S. citizens.

"There's going to come a point in time where everybody's on the list," Robinson said.

Could someone explain to me why we are willing to pay for this retarded cockup of an agency? Seriously, the TSA seems like something out of a Get Smart sketch.

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#2 2008-08-19 4:37 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

Are you saying that the TSA smurfed up by allowing a known terrorist to carry a gun on a plane?


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#3 2008-08-19 4:41 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

I don't see the issue.

The terrorist watch list probably is too large for its own good, but I don't see how this issue demonstrates that.


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#4 2008-08-19 4:45 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

1) They are wasting valuable time and energy frisking 8-year olds because they share a name with someone who probably wrote a nasty piece about the TSA in the NY Times. A more useful program would include, say, a picture and some basic details like height, weight, approximate age, race, and gender - not just a name.

2) Once they are fully aware of a screwup, it shouldn't take 3 YEARS to fix the problem. Not only does it make matters worse for the victim, it adds to the list of data that has to be sorted. It's an issue for everyone.

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#5 2008-08-19 5:02 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

mo' ron wrote:

I don't see the issue.

The terrorist watch list probably is too large for its own good, but I don't see how this issue demonstrates that.

See, we have this list.  And on it are the names of people who are so dangerous we can't let them fly on a plane.  But they're not actually dangerous enough to investigate, track down, or incarcerate.

You (as in the general you) should read the TSA blog sometime.  It's hilarious to see stuff like:

Hopefully [the new suggested laptop bag styles] will reduce your hassle factor at the checkpoint and make for happier passengers and happy passengers make the bad guys stand out.

The blog is filled with references to how ID checking, etc. make it harder for "the bad guys" to get through, without identifying how checking an ID helps or protects anything.

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#6 2008-08-19 5:18 pm

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#7 2008-08-19 5:23 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

Erm-- did you miss this bit?

The FBI, which manages the Terrorist Screening Database, disputes that figure.


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#8 2008-08-19 6:14 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

radarman wrote:

1) They are wasting valuable time and energy frisking 8-year olds because they share a name with someone who probably wrote a nasty piece about the TSA in the NY Times. A more useful program would include, say, a picture and some basic details like height, weight, approximate age, race, and gender - not just a name.

Are they frisking 8 year olds? It seems they'd make the 8 year old walk up to the counter, see that he's 8, and say "get on the plane," just like this pilot has to do. And they wouldn't need a list if they knew the height, weight, age, race and had a picture of every terrorist they need to stop from flying.

2) Once they are fully aware of a screwup, it shouldn't take 3 YEARS to fix the problem. Not only does it make matters worse for the victim, it adds to the list of data that has to be sorted. It's an issue for everyone.

There's no way to fix the problem of people having different names. The best they can do is streamline the process of rejecting the false positives.

It seems to be the terrorist watch list is merely a pretext for pulling over people they actually suspect of terrorism. It's not designed to inconvenience every-day travelers, and this guy's story doesn't strike me as all that inconvenienced. I think you should be a little bit more understanding... no one wants to be the guy on the lookout during the next terrorist attack. Even if there was nothing you could do, you'd probably feel responsible, or get blamed. When put in this position, they aren't going to look for ways to make it easier for threats to slip through.


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#9 2008-08-19 6:54 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

It's mere security theater--they are only actions that give some the impression that the government is actively doing something to combat terrorism when in reality it does NOTHING. The watch lists only inconvenience those whose names are on the lists while doing nothing about people with well-made fake IDs.

In the original post these particular cases were relatively easy to resolve, but how about those middle-aged men named "Gary Smith, John Williams or Robert Johnson," some of whom are frequent flyers?

In New York, Kroft spoke to the group, all of them named Robert Johnson; all said they have trouble getting on airplanes.

They don’t look like a very dangerous group. There is a politician, a soccer coach, businessmen, even a member of the military. Yet they say they are pulled aside and interrogated, sometimes for hours until someone at the Transportation Security Administration decides they are not the Robert Johnson on the No Fly List. And they say it happens nearly every time they go to the airport.

"Oh, at least – at least 15 to 20 times. At least," one of the Robert Johnsons tells Kroft.

"Probably for close to 100 segments, every time I would go to get onto an airplane, I would have to go through the process," another says.

"I had my military ID and you know, I go on military bases all the time," Robert Johnson says. "So I can get on any base in the country, but I can't fly on a plane, because I am on the No Fly List."

The Robert Johnson meant to be on the No Fly List would seem to be the known alias of a 62-year-old black man who was convicted of plotting to bomb a Hindu temple and a movie theatre in Toronto. After serving 12 years, he was deported to Trinidad. But the airlines ticket agents don’t have any of that information on their computer screens. They just have the name, not even a date of birth.
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#10 2008-08-19 10:49 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

mo' ron wrote:

radarman wrote:

1) They are wasting valuable time and energy frisking 8-year olds because they share a name with someone who probably wrote a nasty piece about the TSA in the NY Times. A more useful program would include, say, a picture and some basic details like height, weight, approximate age, race, and gender - not just a name.

Are they frisking 8 year olds? It seems they'd make the 8 year old walk up to the counter, see that he's 8, and say "get on the plane," just like this pilot has to do. And they wouldn't need a list if they knew the height, weight, age, race and had a picture of every terrorist they need to stop from flying.

2) Once they are fully aware of a screwup, it shouldn't take 3 YEARS to fix the problem. Not only does it make matters worse for the victim, it adds to the list of data that has to be sorted. It's an issue for everyone.

There's no way to fix the problem of people having different names. The best they can do is streamline the process of rejecting the false positives.

It seems to be the terrorist watch list is merely a pretext for pulling over people they actually suspect of terrorism. It's not designed to inconvenience every-day travelers, and this guy's story doesn't strike me as all that inconvenienced. I think you should be a little bit more understanding... no one wants to be the guy on the lookout during the next terrorist attack. Even if there was nothing you could do, you'd probably feel responsible, or get blamed. When put in this position, they aren't going to look for ways to make it easier for threats to slip through.

As the previous poster noted, it's all security theater - read: total unadulterated bullsmurf intended to convince the average idiot American that the government is doing something. I suppose they figure if it makes people "feel safer", it's worth the hassle.

A list of names is pointless without additional data. Even Dog the Bounty Hunter knows this. A list of names, especially one with common names, is worse than useless. Had something like a REAL terrorist database been instituted, none of the people in the article would have even been stopped, much less harassed. Of course, that might have involved some actual investigative work.

Sadly, the FBI and CIA probably have such a database, but for some reason, the TSA and DHS don't have access, so we see these retarded contortions instead.

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#11 2008-08-19 11:03 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

D'Eyncourt wrote:

It's mere security theater--they are only actions that give some the impression that the government is actively doing something to combat terrorism when in reality it does NOTHING.

I'll grant you that the Iraq war has done nothing for terrorism, but I find it very hard to believe the gov. is ACTUALLY doing "NOTHING" about terrorism.


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#12 2008-08-19 11:06 pm

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mo' ron wrote:

D'Eyncourt wrote:

It's mere security theater--they are only actions that give some the impression that the government is actively doing something to combat terrorism when in reality it does NOTHING.

I'll grant you that the Iraq war has done nothing for terrorism, but I find it very hard to believe the gov. is ACTUALLY doing "NOTHING" about terrorism.

I'm sure they are. Otherwise, I suspect we would have seen another attack by now. However, the crap that they are doing in public is likely not actually part of the program. We are seeing the bullsmurf, while the terrorists are getting the real deal.

The trouble is, nothing is visibly happening, because it's all classified. So, were it not for the security theatre crap, we would think that they are doing nothing. Thus, the TSA is likely only around to keep us on our toes.

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#13 2008-08-20 5:19 am

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

radarman wrote:

Could someone explain to me why we are willing to pay for this retarded cockup of an agency? Seriously, the TSA seems like something out of a Get Smart sketch.

I'll give you six good reasons:

1) Terrorists
2) Terrorists
3) Terrorists
4) 9/11
5) 9/11
6) God bless America.


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#14 2008-08-20 8:35 am

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

That clown probably picked "Robert Johnson" as an alias because he liked old blues music.


Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.

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#15 2008-08-20 8:50 am

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#16 2008-08-20 12:45 pm

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#17 2008-08-20 12:53 pm

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"Our inspector was following routine procedure for securing the aircraft that were on the tarmac," Montenegro told ABCNews.com.

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#18 2008-08-20 12:58 pm

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A watch list seems a good way for a terrorist to find out if the authorities might be on to him. Kind of a "heads up" without tipping his hand.


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#19 2008-08-20 1:04 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

Tallgeese wrote:

"Our inspector was following routine procedure for securing the aircraft that were on the tarmac," Montenegro told ABCNews.com.

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The funny (or sad, however you want to look at it) thing is, I think those probes are typically labeled "NO STEP"

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#20 2008-08-20 1:17 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

Tallgeese wrote:

"Our inspector was following routine procedure for securing the aircraft that were on the tarmac," Montenegro told ABCNews.com.

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yeah, what the hell are they doing?

Hey, lets park all of the aircraft in a big bunch so they can be guarded!!!

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#21 2008-08-20 2:45 pm

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Re: TSA: protecting us from airline captains and 3rd graders

mo' ron wrote:

D'Eyncourt wrote:

It's mere security theater--they are only actions that give some the impression that the government is actively doing something to combat terrorism when in reality it does NOTHING.

I'll grant you that the Iraq war has done nothing for terrorism, but I find it very hard to believe the gov. is ACTUALLY doing "NOTHING" about terrorism.

I was talking specifically about the TSA's watch lists.

ADD: I contend that the Iraq War has done TOO MUCH for terrorism, just not in a way that most of the world would wish.

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#22 2008-08-20 3:04 pm

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The watch lists are useless, they don't have enough information on them to be useful. So I agree, this is a Nothing in the War on Terror.


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