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#1 2008-08-21 3:25 am

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Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

I'm reading a review about a book that deals with one of the biggest reptile smugglers ever -

http://bigcatnews.blogspot.com/2008/07/ … gling.html

Among those arrested as Strictly suppliers was Thomas Hough, a missionary from Peru caught at the airport in February 1995 with a suitcase full of live snakes -- 13 red-tailed boas and a green anaconda he had collected in the Amazon rain forest where he worked with the Shipibo Indians. Hough told investigators he had sold reptiles to Strictly in the past and knew of other missionaries who had smuggled snakes out of Peru.

Must have been a Presbyterian.
wink

but alas - Jesus Saves!

In 1995 Gittman was charged with smuggling American alligators across state lines and bringing in East African pancake tortoises hidden in false bottoms in legal shipments. "Prosecutors were out for blood," says Gittman of the ten-year sentence they tried to stick him with. "I mean it was just animals." He got a year in jail and, not faring as well as his old friend Mike Van Nostrand, lost his import business altogether.

Today Gittman is strictly legal, doing brisk business handing out Bibles while hawking all sorts of herps

big_smile


The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. -- George Carlin (I think)

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#2 2008-08-21 8:20 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Fricken snake-handlers!

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Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.

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#3 2008-08-21 8:42 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Fricken missionaries.  I hate them all.


Grandfatherly advice:  You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.

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#4 2008-08-21 11:19 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

SNAKES ON A PLANE !


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#5 2008-08-21 11:40 pm

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Fricken missionaries.  I hate them all.

Do you personally know any? Or are you just painting a broad brush for a reaction?


Remember, remember the fifth of November.

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#6 2008-08-22 12:14 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Hank Rearden wrote:

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Fricken missionaries.  I hate them all.

Do you personally know any? Or are you just painting a broad brush for a reaction?

Broad brush, to be honest.

I have no time for people who try to sell their religion to other people.  I find it offensive, in fact.


Grandfatherly advice:  You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.

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#7 2008-08-22 1:56 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Hank Rearden wrote:

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Fricken missionaries.  I hate them all.

Do you personally know any? Or are you just painting a broad brush for a reaction?

Broad brush, to be honest.

I have no time for people who try to sell their religion to other people.  I find it offensive, in fact.

Too much eh?
What if we lowered it from 10% of your earnings to 7%?

Call - we can make a deal.


The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. -- George Carlin (I think)

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#8 2008-08-22 7:04 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

resedit wrote:

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Hank Rearden wrote:


Do you personally know any? Or are you just painting a broad brush for a reaction?

Broad brush, to be honest.

I have no time for people who try to sell their religion to other people.  I find it offensive, in fact.

Too much eh?
What if we lowered it from 10% of your earnings to 7%?

Call - we can make a deal.

meh they still go off gross income. If I went off the first 10%  ... I'd never pay off student loans, or for that matter eat. Internships pay jack.


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#9 2008-08-22 7:53 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Pay up, or Guido will throw you in a lake of fire!


Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.

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#10 2008-08-22 9:51 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

resedit wrote:

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Hank Rearden wrote:


Do you personally know any? Or are you just painting a broad brush for a reaction?

Broad brush, to be honest.

I have no time for people who try to sell their religion to other people.  I find it offensive, in fact.

Too much eh?
What if we lowered it from 10% of your earnings to 7%?

Call - we can make a deal.

:BZZZT: Non sequitur.  Does not compute. :BZZZT:

What the smurf are you talking about?


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#11 2008-08-22 10:05 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

res was making a joke.


Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.

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#12 2008-08-22 11:52 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

http://homepage.mac.com/oatmeal/MAF/maxes/slapmax.gif

My brain is full, can I go home now?


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#13 2008-08-22 5:25 pm

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Fricken missionaries.  I hate them all.

I don't necessarily hate them, but I hate their self righteousness.

I live in a depressed area, unemployment is the highest in the region, no industry to speak of, etc.  Lots of urban and rural poor.  It's a regular occurrence to read about some local pious prick who has traveled to Honduras or some such place to hand out bibles. 

If there was a god, I doubt he'd approve of this.


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#14 2008-08-22 5:35 pm

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Gatchaman wrote:

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Fricken missionaries.  I hate them all.

I don't necessarily hate them, but I hate their self righteousness.

I live in a depressed area, unemployment is the highest in the region, no industry to speak of, etc.  Lots of urban and rural poor.  It's a regular occurrence to read about some local pious prick who has traveled to Honduras or some such place to hand out bibles. 

If there was a god, I doubt he'd approve of this.

Approve of what?

One of my wife's closest friends is a missionary, went to one of those smurf starving African nations most recently. If you think all they do is hand out Bibles or that the situation of the unemployed in Tennessee or West Virginia is at all comparable to a place like Honduras or sub-Saharan Africa, you need to educate yourself before you spout off bullsmurf like that.


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#15 2008-08-22 6:26 pm

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Tallgeese wrote:

Gatchaman wrote:

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Fricken missionaries.  I hate them all.

I don't necessarily hate them, but I hate their self righteousness.

I live in a depressed area, unemployment is the highest in the region, no industry to speak of, etc.  Lots of urban and rural poor.  It's a regular occurrence to read about some local pious prick who has traveled to Honduras or some such place to hand out bibles. 

If there was a god, I doubt he'd approve of this.

Approve of what?

Ignoring the poverty in their own back yard while trying to buy their way into heaven through "good deeds" that are more self serving than anything else.


"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.'"
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#16 2008-08-22 7:00 pm

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Gatchaman wrote:

Tallgeese wrote:

Gatchaman wrote:


I don't necessarily hate them, but I hate their self righteousness.

I live in a depressed area, unemployment is the highest in the region, no industry to speak of, etc.  Lots of urban and rural poor.  It's a regular occurrence to read about some local pious prick who has traveled to Honduras or some such place to hand out bibles. 

If there was a god, I doubt he'd approve of this.

Approve of what?

Ignoring the poverty in their own back yard while trying to buy their way into heaven through "good deeds" that are more self serving than anything else.

Good job in ignoring the rest of my post.


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QUESTION: The attacks upon the World Trade Center.
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#17 2008-08-22 7:38 pm

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Gatchaman wrote:

Tallgeese wrote:

Gatchaman wrote:


I don't necessarily hate them, but I hate their self righteousness.

I live in a depressed area, unemployment is the highest in the region, no industry to speak of, etc.  Lots of urban and rural poor.  It's a regular occurrence to read about some local pious prick who has traveled to Honduras or some such place to hand out bibles. 

If there was a god, I doubt he'd approve of this.

Approve of what?

Ignoring the poverty in their own back yard while trying to buy their way into heaven through "good deeds" that are more self serving than anything else.

While we have poor people living in poverty, our poverty is postively opulent compared to many other countries poverty. And the churches in this coutry spend much of their time and effort on outreach to poor people in this country as well.


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#18 2008-08-22 10:09 pm

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Well, the one missionary that I know well spends all of her time delivering babies in difficult pregnancies, back in the bush of western Africa. She's generally so busy helping desperate people that she wouldn't have time to proselytize, even if she wanted to.

So, that's why I find...

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Fricken missionaries.  I hate them all.

...to be a very questionable statement.


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#19 2008-08-23 12:04 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Hank Rearden wrote:

Well, the one missionary that I know well spends all of her time delivering babies in difficult pregnancies, back in the bush of western Africa. She's generally so busy helping desperate people that she wouldn't have time to proselytize, even if she wanted to.

So, that's why I find...

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Fricken missionaries.  I hate them all.

...to be a very questionable statement.

I owned up to painting with a broad brush, why must you grind your point home?

I've also made my real point, and I will continue to stand by it:  I am offended by people who sell their religion to others. 

If your friend suddenly got un-busy and started proselytizing, I would cease finding her work admirable.


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#20 2008-08-23 12:12 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Fine, then. Sorry for grinding. My bad.


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#21 2008-08-23 12:17 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

So feeding, clothing, sheltering, educating, and healing are bad if religion is involved? Am I reading the critics right here, are there people who are actually saying that those who are living in a third-world hellhold to teach the poorest people in the world things about basic sanitation, bring them medicine, help them to survive are bad people doing bad things if they also bring their religion with them?

Please correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I'm reading from at least two posters here.


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#22 2008-08-23 4:24 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Tallgeese wrote:

So feeding, clothing, sheltering, educating, and healing are bad if religion is involved? Am I reading the critics right here, are there people who are actually saying that those who are living in a third-world hellhold to teach the poorest people in the world things about basic sanitation, bring them medicine, help them to survive are bad people doing bad things if they also bring their religion with them?

Please correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I'm reading from at least two posters here.

A hell of a lot of the organizations involved in aide to third world countries are religious - there are very few non religious groups doing squat.

Someone at my previous church was making over 100K a year as a heavy equipment contractor.
He and his wife sold their house and closed his business to go to chad and dig water wells.

Yes - they are missionaries, but he is also digging water wells, something that is very much needed in Chad.
And he's taken a considerable cut in pay to do so.


The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. -- George Carlin (I think)

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#23 2008-08-23 9:22 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Tallgeese wrote:

So feeding, clothing, sheltering, educating, and healing are bad if religion is involved? Am I reading the critics right here, are there people who are actually saying that those who are living in a third-world hellhold to teach the poorest people in the world things about basic sanitation, bring them medicine, help them to survive are bad people doing bad things if they also bring their religion with them?

Please correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I'm reading from at least two posters here.

If you're helping people out because of your own religious conviction, more power to you, keep it up and all that.

If you're helping people out so that you can indoctrinate them into your religion, you're a jerk.

Or, as in the case of the story, you are helping people out so that you can line your own pockets you are not worth the meat and water that makes you up.

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#24 2008-08-23 9:54 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Pithecanthropus wrote:

Tallgeese wrote:

So feeding, clothing, sheltering, educating, and healing are bad if religion is involved? Am I reading the critics right here, are there people who are actually saying that those who are living in a third-world hellhold to teach the poorest people in the world things about basic sanitation, bring them medicine, help them to survive are bad people doing bad things if they also bring their religion with them?

Please correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I'm reading from at least two posters here.

If you're helping people out because of your own religious conviction, more power to you, keep it up and all that.

If you're helping people out so that you can indoctrinate them into your religion, you're a jerk.

Or, as in the case of the story, you are helping people out so that you can line your own pockets you are not worth the meat and water that makes you up.

QFT

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#25 2008-08-23 10:30 am

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Re: Ouch - Missionaries gone Dark side

Tallgeese wrote:

ShnickyShnack wrote:

Tallgeese wrote:

It's rather silly to argue this based purely on "what I saw."  There is never any good that comes out of this argument:
_____ are bad because most of the _____ I met are bad.
Nuh-uh. ____ are good because most of the ____ I met are good.

That's a useful way of not acknowledging evil in he world. It's the freecat approach: everything's anecdotal.

That's a useful way of shifting your position from "most missionaries are bad" to "you're denying that there's evil in the world."

That was never my position. I said right from the outset that it was based on my own experience.

ShnickyShnack wrote:

I hate what missionaries have done to African countries (or at least the African countries I've been to).

ShnickyShnack wrote:

The vast majority, that I've met, however (and of course it's purely anecdotal)

But hey, thanks for playing.

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