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Ronald Reagan.... bring back some past Republican glory, using re-animation.

Is having a former two-term president serve as vice president constitutional, strictly speaking? I mean, if something happened to McCain, Zombie-Reagan wouldn't be able to serve more than two years of the remaining term.

Which is why I suggest Zombie-Spiro Agnew.

Hey, he flew into the "Mission Accomplished" press circus. Get your facts straight.

dvpierce wrote:

Is having a former two-term president serve as vice president constitutional, strictly speaking? I mean, if something happened to McCain, Zombie-Reagan wouldn't be able to serve more than two years of the remaining term.

Which is why I suggest Zombie-Spiro Agnew.

This rule only applies to LIVING candidates. It does not apply to the un-dead brought back to life through re-animation techniques. You should know this fact allready!!

dvpierce wrote:

Which is why I suggest Zombie-Spiro Agnew.

Bah... Zombie-Spiro Agnew would not have the same level of idolatry as Zombie-Reagan (beloved by millions). Can you see a mass of American's idolizing a slimy, despised Agnew the same way they did a grandfatherly, charismatic Reagan? I think not.

Last edited by adamjg (2008-08-24 5:52 pm)

I'm sorry and perhaps I'm being an insensitive prick (wouldn't be the first time I was accused of that), but the whole POW thing is neat and all, but that seems to be his only qualification. It's the golden oldie trotted out after any attack on McCain. Sure, he went to Annapolis, and graduated near the bottom of his class.

As for running mates, he's gotta pick someone younger (not terribly difficult). Obama did the opposite and it was probably good that he picked an older experienced white male to help pacify 'murciuns who are still not sure about that colored fella runnin' fer President.

I think McCain really needs a souless, authoritarian oriented, oilman. T. Boone Pickens would have been an ok choice, but I don't think he want's to be limited, theres so much more money to be had yet.

Well, Jay Leno just turned him down.

i want him to pick ron paul as VP and then decide not to be president anymore.  therefore making ron paul president.

sorry, after watching the DNC speeches last night i have way too many wishful, empty thoughts going through my mind.

W "knew" there were WMDs in Iraq because the weapons inspectors had just spent 10 years proving there weren't. He invaded Iraq on that basis and still managed to get re-elected in 2004. McCain's senior moments seem like an ass full of sunshine by comparison.

sturner wrote:

I think McCain really needs a souless, authoritarian oriented, oilman. T. Boone Pickens would have been an ok choice, but I don't think he want's to be limited, theres so much more money to be had yet.

OMG, Cheney could do it (again)!

test wrote:

[Tycho?] wrote:

My parents are convinced its going to be Lieberman, because then the powers that be can remove McCain and the zionist Lieberman can commence his plans for world domination.

Or something like that anyway, I try not to listen when they start talking about it.

Really? Why? It sounds a lot more entertaining than 106% of what's on television.

My parents (moreso my mom) have become convinced that a shadowy cabal made up of zionists/neocons runs the US, Isreal and much of the rest of the world, being responsible for pretty much every bad thing that has happened since (and including) 9/11.

Jdude wrote:

Ask them why we have not killed everyone in Palestine and set up a huge Israeli state yet.

WHAT? You don't know the plan? Well, to start with...

Sorry, I'll explain to Jdude via a PM. I'm sure you all understand.

George W. Bush.  When McCain dies of old age in office, Dubya could serve for another two years.