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#26 2008-08-27 10:38 pm
- bratboy
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Re: I don't understand people.
People in my complex routinely park their enormous gas guzzlers in compact car spots, usually well over one of the lines. One individual has the audacity to often park their Mercedes right in front of the building smack in the middle of two spots. I always park far away to avoid these idiots because my car is brand new, but my boyfriend's car has plenty of dents and scrapes in the doors from people parking too close and hitting his car when they get out.
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#27 2008-08-28 1:47 pm
- D'Eyncourt
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Re: I don't understand people.
bratboy wrote:
People in my complex routinely park their enormous gas guzzlers in compact car spots, usually well over one of the lines. One individual has the audacity to often park their Mercedes right in front of the building smack in the middle of two spots. I always park far away to avoid these idiots because my car is brand new, but my boyfriend's car has plenty of dents and scrapes in the doors from people parking too close and hitting his car when they get out.
If I had a junker car I would be tempted to park it real close to that Mercedes on its driver side just to be annoying.
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#28 2008-08-28 1:51 pm
Re: I don't understand people.
decker wrote:
I'll have to check to see whether this sort of thing is illegal or not here.
I would hope crap like that would be illegal anywhere.
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#29 2008-08-28 2:08 pm
Re: I don't understand people.
I checked and found that there is no city or county law, but it is against Illinois state law.
Maybe I'll print our copies to leave on windshields...
(625 ILCS 5/11‑1303) (from Ch. 95 1/2, par. 11‑1303) wrote:
Sec. 11‑1303. Stopping, standing or parking prohibited in specified places. directions of a police officer or official traffic‑control device, no person shall:
* 1. Stop, stand or park a vehicle:
o a. On the roadway side of any vehicle stopped or parked at the edge or curb of a street;
o b. On a sidewalk;
o c. Within an intersection;
o d. On a crosswalk;
o e. Between a safety zone and the adjacent curb or within 30 feet of points on the curb immediately
opposite the ends of a safety zone, unless a different length is indicated by signs or markings;
o f. Alongside or opposite any street excavation or obstruction when stopping, standing or parking would
obstruct traffic;
o g. Upon any bridge or other elevated structure upon a highway or within a highway tunnel;
o h. On any railroad tracks. A violation of any part of this subparagraph h. shall result in a mandatory
fine of $500 or 50 hours of community service.
o i. At any place where official signs prohibit stopping;
o j. On any controlled‑access highway;
o k. In the area between roadways of a divided highway, including crossovers;
o l. In a public parking area if the vehicle does not display a current annual registration sticker or
current temporary permit pending registration.
* 2. Stand or park a vehicle, whether occupied or not, except momentarily to pick up or discharge
passengers:
o a. In front of a public or private driveway;
o b. Within 15 feet of a fire hydrant;
o c. Within 20 feet of a crosswalk at an intersection;
o d. Within 30 feet upon the approach to any flashing signal, stop sign, yield sign, or traffic control signal
located at the side of a roadway;
o e. Within 20 feet of the driveway entrance to any fire station and on the side of a street opposite the
entrance to any fire station within 75 feet of such entrance (when properly sign‑posted);
o f. At any place where official signs prohibit standing.
* 3. Park a vehicle, whether occupied or not, except temporarily for the purpose of and while actually
engaged in loading or unloading property or passengers:
o a. Within 50 feet of the nearest rail of a railroad crossing;
o b. At any place where official signs prohibit parking.
o c No person shall move a vehicle not lawfully under his control into any such prohibited area or away
from a curb such distance as is unlawful.
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#30 2008-08-28 2:34 pm
- user
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Re: I don't understand people.
That's a pretty good idea.
Then, if they ball it up, throw it on the ground and STILL park on the sidewalk....it's keyin time!
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#31 2008-08-29 1:10 am
- kamizuno
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Re: I don't understand people.
mebbe there's a cloaked Klingon Bird of Prey parked there, next time try walking up and touching the space, maybe something is parked there 
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#32 2008-08-29 1:35 am
- Jdude
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Re: I don't understand people.
D'Eyncourt wrote:
If I had a junker car I would be tempted to park it real close to that Mercedes on its driver side just to be annoying.
This is a major irritation of mine and I fight it wherever I see it.
If a person parks their car straight, perfectly between two spots like a jerk there is just enough space in a standard American parking lot to squish a jeep in there. The tires opposite the offender will be touching the white line, but not over it. The mirror must be squashed flat to do this. If you can find a buddy who also has a jeep to do the other side, you can keep people from getting into their car unless they go through the trunk.
Oh, and if you are the jerk in the middle spot please, oh please call the police on me. I loved the result the last time it happened. I would love to see another person get a ticket for double parking.
The problem I have with discussing freedom is that people have been conditioned to expect "of me to tell you what to do" to follow it... inevitably they notice I don't ever get to that part, and they feel like I am trying to trick them.
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#33 2008-08-29 8:00 am
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Re: I don't understand people.
Jdude wrote:
D'Eyncourt wrote:
If I had a junker car I would be tempted to park it real close to that Mercedes on its driver side just to be annoying.
This is a major irritation of mine and I fight it wherever I see it.
If a person parks their car straight, perfectly between two spots like a jerk there is just enough space in a standard American parking lot to squish a jeep in there. The tires opposite the offender will be touching the white line, but not over it. The mirror must be squashed flat to do this. If you can find a buddy who also has a jeep to do the other side, you can keep people from getting into their car unless they go through the trunk.
Oh, and if you are the jerk in the middle spot please, oh please call the police on me. I loved the result the last time it happened. I would love to see another person get a ticket for double parking.
I hope one day you come out to find your car flipped, keyed, kicked in or gone.
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#34 2008-08-29 8:02 am
- Pithecanthropus
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Re: I don't understand people.
bratboy wrote:
One individual has the audacity to often park their Mercedes right in front of the building smack in the middle of two spots.
I had an old boss who used to do that because he didn't want anyone parking next to him. Seems to work, I guess. 
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#35 2008-08-29 8:02 am
Re: I don't understand people.
justine wrote:
See if it's illegal where you are. It is here. They can be ticketed for that here. It's illegal to block a sidewalk so pedestrians have to go out into the street to get by.
I can guarantee it is illegal since it blocks wheelchair access to the sidewalk.
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#36 2008-08-29 8:41 am
- wellfleation
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Re: I don't understand people.
ScifiterX wrote:
I suspect there are smurfs out there who because they are smurfs buy SUV and/or Minivans as a status symbol rather than an actual need for that type of vehicle and they are typically the sort of jerk whom drives like everyone else is in their way, can't get off the phone to drive properly, and can't be bother to park properly.
Sounds like a fascinating sociology experiment. Kinda like saying people with red cars are more apt to speed. Are they?
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#37 2008-08-29 9:51 am
Re: I don't understand people.
There's a difference in saying speeders are more likely to buy red cars and people who buy red cars are more apt to speed. However, it would be a fascinating sociology experiment as you put it.
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#38 2008-08-29 11:58 am
- iSeamas
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Re: I don't understand people.
A couple months ago there was a glitzy white Cadillac (I forget their stupid vanity plate, meant to remember if for all time, but it was something denoting the owner's Italian heritage), that was parked at the cross point of FOUR parking spots at the Coney Island Aquarium. Yea, this is a parking douchebag X2, and he is no-doubt proud of his douchebag ways.
We reported the car to the parking lot operators (it isn't a free lot), I was praying that action would be taken, but highly doubt it.
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#39 2008-08-29 12:01 pm
Re: I don't understand people.
wellfleation wrote:
ScifiterX wrote:
I suspect there are smurfs out there who because they are smurfs buy SUV and/or Minivans as a status symbol rather than an actual need for that type of vehicle and they are typically the sort of jerk whom drives like everyone else is in their way, can't get off the phone to drive properly, and can't be bother to park properly.
Sounds like a fascinating sociology experiment. Kinda like saying people with red cars are more apt to speed. Are they?
Yes.
I work in insurance, it's quite fascinating what data has been mined on stuff like that, over the years. If two twin brothers, eighteen years old, both buy the same make and model sports car, one red, one white, the brother with the red car will pay more for insurance than his twin in the white car.
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#40 2008-08-29 12:10 pm
- Robert B.
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Re: I don't understand people.
wellfleation wrote:
ScifiterX wrote:
I suspect there are smurfs out there who because they are smurfs buy SUV and/or Minivans as a status symbol rather than an actual need for that type of vehicle and they are typically the sort of jerk whom drives like everyone else is in their way, can't get off the phone to drive properly, and can't be bother to park properly.
Sounds like a fascinating sociology experiment. Kinda like saying people with red cars are more apt to speed. Are they?
That could be an interesting study, but how would you quantify levels of assholishness?
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#41 2008-08-29 1:09 pm
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Re: I don't understand people.
iSeamas wrote:
A couple months ago there was a glitzy white Cadillac (I forget their stupid vanity plate, meant to remember if for all time, but it was something denoting the owner's Italian heritage), that was parked at the cross point of FOUR parking spots at the Coney Island Aquarium. Yea, this is a parking douchebag X2, and he is no-doubt proud of his douchebag ways.
We reported the car to the parking lot operators (it isn't a free lot), I was praying that action would be taken, but highly doubt it.
Wonder if they could have charged him for all four spaces?
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#42 2008-08-31 12:31 pm
- Mars_Attacks
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Re: I don't understand people.
40 grit sandpaper does wonders for a car as you walk past and scraaaaaaaaaape.
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