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#1 2008-09-22 1:21 pm
Disney Divorce
Mickey Mouse took his wife Minnie to divorce court, to end their marriage.
After he made his case, the judge looked at him and said "I sympathize with you Mickey, my wife is weird too, but that's not grounds for divorce"
Mickey then replied ...
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I didn't say she was weird, I said she was smurfing goofy.
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#3 2008-09-23 10:09 am
- mrreet2001
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Re: Disney Divorce
oldie but a goodie
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#4 2008-09-23 1:38 pm
- sturner
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Re: Disney Divorce
We won't mention Pluto.
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#5 2008-09-23 3:33 pm
- pottymouth
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Re: Disney Divorce
har!
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#6 2008-09-23 3:50 pm
- Pithecanthropus
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Re: Disney Divorce
:sneeze:
Whew! Dusty!
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#7 2008-09-24 3:40 am
Re: Disney Divorce
Awesome. I haven't heard that one. It's new to me.
On the night you left I came over And we peeled the freckles from our shoulders
Our brand new coats so flushed and pink And I knew your heart I couldn't win
Cause the seasons change was a conduit And we left our love in our summer skin
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#8 2008-10-04 9:58 am
- Mr. T
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Re: Disney Divorce
Same here.
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