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#1 2008-09-23 8:33 pm
- davic3
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it would be one interesting assembly line
I know PETA is way out there but this is just funny
http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html
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#2 2008-09-23 8:35 pm
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#3 2008-09-23 9:04 pm
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
Chickenhawk wrote:
WTF
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#4 2008-09-23 9:18 pm
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
Human milk has different fat, protein, and sugar composition than cow's milk. It wouldn't taste the same or work the same in recipes.
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#5 2008-09-23 10:28 pm
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
I just don't see how they think this is possible on a large scale. A single restaurant maybe but a national chain?
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
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#6 2008-09-24 5:56 am
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There is no problem with PETA that a mob armed with baseball bats couldn't solve.
I’m not ready to make nice-I’m not ready to back down-I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round-It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could-‘Cause I’m mad as hell-Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should
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#7 2008-09-24 6:49 am
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
I don't think PETA can fathom how much milk it takes to make things like ice cream and cheese. It can take over 10 gallons of milk to make a single pound of cheese. I don't think women are going to want to strap on the machine to produce milk just to "save a few cows". One cow can produce up to 15 gallons of milk a day. A woman could maybe do a half gallon in time.
I like how they link cow's milk to all sorts of health problems. I drank a gallon a day for the last 25 years and had no issues. I agree with Pariah. 
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#8 2008-09-24 7:20 am
Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
Tallgeese wrote:
Human milk has different fat, protein, and sugar composition than cow's milk. It wouldn't taste the same or work the same in recipes.
Recipes can be adjusted.
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#9 2008-09-24 7:20 am
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
davic3 wrote:
I know PETA is way out there but this is just funny
http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html
pixplzthnx ...
I am not sure how I feel about this.
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#10 2008-09-24 8:49 am
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
Orion wrote:
I don't think PETA can fathom how much milk it takes to make things like ice cream and cheese. It can take over 10 gallons of milk to make a single pound of cheese. I don't think women are going to want to strap on the machine to produce milk just to "save a few cows". One cow can produce up to 15 gallons of milk a day. A woman could maybe do a half gallon in time.
Well, if there are 9 million cows in the US, we could completely implement such a proposal by cloning and/or breeding an additional 270 million female humans, whom we would have to keep perpetually pregnant and brainwash into being completely and totally submissive and lacking in free will.
Hmmm...
(I'm kidding.)
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#11 2008-09-24 9:52 am
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
am wordless
simply wordless.
" ...But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course." Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America, not the damned Titanic. I'll give you a sound bite: Throw the bums out!
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#12 2008-09-24 11:19 am
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
They don't have to be pregnant to lactate. But they do have to be kept isolated.
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#13 2008-09-24 11:48 am
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
macnuke wrote:
am wordless
simply wordless.
Tasteless is my specialty.
Or are you referring to PETA?
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#14 2008-09-24 1:13 pm
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
due to diet wouldn't every women's milk taste different?
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#16 2008-09-24 1:20 pm
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
Donkey Butter wrote:
due to diet wouldn't every women's milk taste different?
Force feed them hay, grain and silage (fermented corn or grass)
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#17 2008-09-24 1:20 pm
Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
Donkey Butter wrote:
due to diet wouldn't every women's milk taste different?
That's why we would just graze them - like we do cattle.
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#18 2008-09-24 1:21 pm
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ScifiterX wrote:
Any interesting experiment.
you volunteering for the bind taste test?
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#19 2008-09-24 1:22 pm
Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
Isn't this offensive to women? I mean, save the cows, abuse the human females...?
Did the PETA women offer their own breast milk to save the cows?
Why human milk and not, say, soy milk?
I'd agree with Pariah, but they should really be forced to make the ice cream with human milk and eat it.
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#20 2008-09-24 1:25 pm
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ukimalefu wrote:
Why human milk and not, say, soy milk?
soy milk .... BLEACH!
ukimalefu wrote:
I'd agree with Pariah, but they should really be forced to make the ice cream with human milk and eat it.
smurf it ... I'd try it
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#21 2008-09-24 2:11 pm
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
ok. I have found few words...
100% of any woman that follows or is a member of PETA has to be milked till she dies.
you either follow the PETA rules or not.
start with the old bag that wrote that letter.
milk her till she shrivels up and dies then use her for soylent green. another project I am sure she would approve of.
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#22 2008-09-24 2:22 pm
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
They don't actually want B & J to use human milk. They're trying to make a point that cow's milk is for baby cows, not humans. PETA would prefer we all switch to soymilk.
They are blissfully unconcerned about the cries of captive plants being yanked out of the ground for harvest.
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#23 2008-09-24 2:42 pm
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
user wrote:
They are blissfully unconcerned about the cries of captive plants being yanked out of the ground for harvest.
we decapitate our rice when we harvest.
the bodies just get plowed under for fertilizer.
" ...But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course." Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America, not the damned Titanic. I'll give you a sound bite: Throw the bums out!
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#24 2008-09-24 2:55 pm
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macnuke wrote:
user wrote:
They are blissfully unconcerned about the cries of captive plants being yanked out of the ground for harvest.
we decapitate our rice when we harvest.
the bodies just get plowed under for fertilizer.
Exactly.
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#25 2008-09-24 3:42 pm
- davic3
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Re: it would be one interesting assembly line
user wrote:
They don't actually want B & J to use human milk. They're trying to make a point that cow's milk is for baby cows, not humans..
that's not how I read the letter
PETA wrote:
Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Tracy Reiman
BTW I like macnuke idea
all the female PETA supporters should be the first to volunteer
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