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#1 2008-11-21 12:57 am
Justification for War
And the American breakfast buffets are great, though for Brits it can be a little off-putting to see Americans putting their fruit on the same plate as their sausage and bacon, or worse, putting corn syrup on their scrambled egg. So Brits abroad may need to avert their eyes. There is also an unappetizing pastey coloured concoction called "grits", which is to be avoided.
There is no excuse for not liking grits. Not wanting corn syrup on scrambled eggs, fine - maple syrup is better. Not putting fruit on same plate as meat - fine. But not liking grits? That's just unforgivable.
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#2 2008-11-21 2:38 am
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Using a single plate is called efficiency. Why dirty 2 plates? He makes it seem like the whole of the British population is afraid of touchies.
But I can't really defend that corn and water slosh that buffets call grits. If anything could give someone a bad view of American foods, watery grits is it.
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#3 2008-11-21 5:23 am
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Throw all their tea into the harbor! We're overdue to cast off this oppressive monarchy.
Down with King George the [4]3rd! :shakefist: And wrap everything in bacon.
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#4 2008-11-21 8:28 am
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"What the hells a grit?"
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#5 2008-11-21 2:31 pm
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Bat wrote:
Throw all their tea into the harbor! We're overdue to cast off this oppressive monarchy.
Down with King George the [4]3rd! :shakefist: And wrap everything in bacon.
It's not complete (for American) unless it is also deep-fried as well.
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#7 2008-11-22 7:22 pm
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Says the country that delights in blood sausage and spotted dick. 
Also, baked beans on toast is something bums eat.
(seriously, syrup on eggs? never seen that done...ketchup or taco sauce for me.)
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#8 2008-11-22 7:35 pm
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You put syrup on bacon... not eggs.
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#9 2008-11-22 9:25 pm
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Grits is bad. syrup on eggs or bacon is bad.
You guys have all your taste in your feet!
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#10 2008-11-22 10:00 pm
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ScifiterX wrote:
It's simply corn porridge. While it's not as good as making porridge out of oats, it's better than making it out of dried peas.
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#12 2008-11-22 10:14 pm
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ScifiterX wrote:
I prefer my porridge made of oats or wheat, my eggs with cheese and/or season salt and my bacon plain. Peas are best steamed, nuked, or in soup.
Wait a second. Are we defining porridge as something we eat with milk pour over ? I may retract my comment above.
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#13 2008-11-22 11:09 pm
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proper grits are served with butter and a dash of salt.
and best with a rasher of bacon and fried eggs along side.
hash browns are optional.
if hash browns are present, stir the yolk into the HB's which helps maintain the purity of the grits.
no syrup...... anywhere... it's breakfast, not candy corn.
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#14 2008-11-23 11:50 am
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Weird. I always had this impression of grits being something like hashbrowns, but made out of corn. Now I find that grits are a soft gloop, devoid of any real substance. Sounds like the Grits to me.
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#15 2008-11-23 5:34 pm
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The quality of grits, I guess like most food, really depends upon who make it.
Good grits are home made - I suspect the professor from England has only been exposed to stuff that is fairly low quality at buffet tables.
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#16 2008-11-23 6:48 pm
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resedit wrote:
The quality of grits, I guess like most food, really depends upon who make it.
Good grits are home made - I suspect the professor from England has only been exposed to stuff that is fairly low quality at buffet tables.
I have to agree with resedit. I didn't think I liked grits back when my only exposure to them was at buffet breakfasts and restaurants such as Denny's and Cracker Barrel. Then my husband and I went to Charleston, South Carolina, and experienced real grits, cooked stone-ground grits. When made properly, grits can be delicious additions to the breakfast table. But some might consider them to be troublesome and time-consuming to make. But all things that are worth doing are worth taking the time to do properly.
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#17 2008-11-23 8:51 pm
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resedit wrote:
There is no excuse for not liking grits.
Sure there is: having functional taste buds.
ScifiterX wrote:
It's slimy corn porridge.
That's more accurate now.
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#18 2008-11-23 9:47 pm
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zeitgeist wrote:
resedit wrote:
There is no excuse for not liking grits.
Sure there is: having functional taste buds.
ScifiterX wrote:
It's slimy corn porridge.
That's more accurate now.
Proper grits should not be slimy. They should be fairly light and creamy - or at least mine turn out that way.
Grits are a remarkably versatile food that can be made either sweet or salty. Cheese grits are a good example of a salty dish that is certainly not slimy. I also make a very good cinnamon and nutmeg grits-based dish that is very custard like.
Don't assume all grits are like the cheap, poorly cooked crap you find in most places.
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radarman wrote:
Don't assume all grits are like the cheap, poorly cooked crap you find in most places.
I've heard that before, but I've yet to see the evidence.
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#20 2008-11-23 10:17 pm
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It would seem that something I wrote in here was taken as a personal attack and was removed. As such, I won't repeat what it said, but I will say that it was meant as good-natured ribbing, nothing more.
I apologize unreservedly for any upset it may have caused. It was not my intent to spread discord.
... but I still don't like grits. 
Edit: fixed bad phrasing
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#21 2008-11-24 7:24 am
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having tried grits a couple of time all I can say is for myself that was a couple of times to many.
the first time was at a restaurant and they were just bad 
the second was a friend who made them trying to convince me they are really good.
while not as bad as the restaurant, it was still something I really never want
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#22 2008-11-24 7:33 am
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I love grits ... extra salt and triple butter for me 
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#23 2008-11-24 8:15 am
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mrreet, just cut to the chase. leave out the grits, and just salt your butter.
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#24 2008-11-24 8:34 am
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lol.. Thats how I eat my corn too. 
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#25 2008-11-24 8:46 am
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http://myweb.cableone.net/howle/page/grillades.htm
you just really gotta know how to use grits in your meals properly.
grits and shrimp are great also when done proper like.
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