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Here you go, baconator. Have some dog nuts.

Dog: Rurrh!?!

test wrote:

Some questions came to mind but I kept them to myself, terrified I might actually get some answers. I mean, I gotta sleep and live and stuff.

Nice, you just thought you'd pass it along for us to ponder.

I think Iʻve heard of these before, the ones I heard about are basically silicone nut shaped marbles that you implant down there, gives the dogs something to lick in the morning

These things are purely for a person's cosmetic comfort, the dog wouldn't care a bit.

Part of me says that if there's a market for them, why not?  The other part says that people are strange, strange creatures who will throw money away on the stupidest things.

After initially getting irritated that someone would be so hair-brained to think their dog needed these, I came to a realization that these idiots are doing me a favor -for a few moments I can feel intellectually superior to someone.
Maybe these people's real motive is to make other people feel smart.

justine wrote:

Pithecanthropus wrote:

I assume they're for his dog.

Oh man, I hope they're for his dog.

Haha! For some reason i just assumed he wanted them for his self!

justine wrote:

I'm just trying to picture a man with dog balls. And what do fake dog testicles look like? Small round breast implants?

macnuke wrote:

hell, as long as you are blowing a wad ( figuratively of course, they are prosthetic after all )

why not put in a penile implant so he can hump legs as well?

While I find all these responses really funny, My question is who the hell thought up this market, and if they are for himself, what the hell happened to his original testicles? (underwear to tight?, somebody kicked them to hard?)

dv wrote:

macnuke wrote:

hell, as long as you are blowing a wad ( figuratively of course, they are prosthetic after all )

why not put in a penile implant so he can hump legs as well?

Neutered dogs are still capable of getting wood.

Please!  We refer to it as The Lipstick.

Some men get overly wrapped up in their dog's "masculinity." It's like a Camaro for even bigger rednecks, I guess.

The dog won't hold still after the first staple.

justine wrote:

I'm just trying to picture a man with dog balls. And what do fake dog testicles look like? Small round breast implants?

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