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Backstage with Galactica's Athena

Oooh, Maren Jensen. She's sooooooo HOTTT111!!!11! (I actually had quite a crush on her back in those days.)

By the way, for anybody who hasn't noticed, you should be aware that with all of the linked scans, clicking on them once will enlarge the images.

I miss old photography like that... with its chiaroscuro...

The Star Wars special is INSANE.  The Beau Arthur Cantina musical number is just the tip of the iceburg.  There's a scene where Chewbacca's son Itchy (!) uses some holocrystal that fades 70s disco ball style into a musical ballet of a funkytown romance virtual love-partner--hyper Star Wars underage wookie bestiality fantasies.  It's no wonder George Lucas wants to desperately keep that thing burried and forgotten.  The Boba Fett animation still rules though.

Metacell wrote:

The Star Wars special is INSANE.  The Beau Arthur Cantina musical number is just the tip of the iceburg.  There's a scene where Chewbacca's son Itchy (!) uses some holocrystal that fades 70s disco ball style into a musical ballet of a funkytown romance virtual love-partner--hyper Star Wars underage wookie bestiality fantasies.  It's no wonder George Lucas wants to desperately keep that thing burried and forgotten.  The Boba Fett animation still rules though.

Is that available on BT?

Metacell wrote:

The Star Wars special is INSANE.  The Beau Arthur Cantina musical number is just the tip of the iceburg.  There's a scene where Chewbacca's son Itchy (!) uses some holocrystal that fades 70s disco ball style into a musical ballet of a funkytown romance virtual love-partner--hyper Star Wars underage wookie bestiality fantasies.  It's no wonder George Lucas wants to desperately keep that thing burried and forgotten.  The Boba Fett animation still rules though.

Actually, Itchy is Chewbacca's elderly father; his son's name is Lumpy. Please note that page 52 of Starlog #19 incorrectly states that the photo of the grey-haired wookie holding the X-wing model is a picture of young Lumpy. It is, in fact, an image of the geriatric Itchy.

Young Lumpy does, in fact, enjoy an entertainment device which uses technology similar to that of the Millenium Falcon's holographic chess board to project a tiny, holographic troupe of cartwheeling, somersaulting escapees from Cirque du Soleil, complete with fruity calliope music and LSD-inspired leotards.

Later in the story, Art Carney's Kashyyyk-based shopkeeper character conspiratorially gives Itchy a piece of software for use with the family's virtual-reality set, which is separate and distinct from Lumpy's holo-toy.

In trying to explain the nature of the software, Carney says, "It's just... wow!" His tone of voice and body language imply something unspeakably pornographic.

Then Itchy puts on a VR-goggle headset and soon finds himself having an erotic experience with Diahann Carroll, who says things like, "Mmmmm, I can feel you creating me!" and then starts singing a steamy torch song.

During this episode of inter-species cybersex, Itchy's hand moves in a rhythmic, masturbatory fashion, and the movement gets faster as his level of excitement increases.

And don't even get me started on Princess Leia, who looks seriously coked-out through the entire film and sings the Life Day song, which is set to the tune of John Williams' Star Wars theme music.

Oh, the humanity!

Or maybe that should be, "Oh, the humanoidity!"

Last edited by Bren (2009-03-19 1:15 am)

Bren wrote:

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I'm too good to you people. Here's the rest:

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Enjoy...

Is it just me or does she look like Jackie from "That 70's Show".

Metacell wrote:

Bat wrote:

So... um... off the meth, you say?

I can confirm that everything Bren described in that post is accurate, though experiencing it is certainly a mind-altering experience.

Oh and Mark Hamill is fresh out of plastic surgery and looks like a wax museum Shirley Temple caught on fire.

So that's where the footage went. It's running thru some render farms as we write, after Lucas 're-imagined' and digitized it. It'll look and sound nothing like the original in the reissue.

Lucas ninjas are prolly hunting down and burning all copies of that issue right now. It never existed.


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Last edited by Bat (2009-03-19 2:52 pm)

mrreet2001 wrote:

Bren wrote:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/ … na_one.jpg

I'm too good to you people. Here's the rest:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/ … na_two.jpg
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/ … _three.jpg
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/ … a_four.jpg

Enjoy...

Is it just me or does she look like Jackie from "That 70's Show".

Haha! I'm not the only one who noticed that!

Also, watch movies at home? Holy crap! What will they think of next?

Bren wrote:

Bat wrote:

So... um... off the meth, you say?

Yeah, why? What've you heard? Don't listen to Mr. Marmalade! He a liar! He a lyin' ass, mangy ole pole-cat!

...and he hooked up with..? [/leading question ]

And he owes me money!

I'll be needing that brain surgery now , followed by some cheese, I think.

What a dull life you must lead... at least you have public transit.

Oh well- start again.

"Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?"

Bren wrote:

Dear God, some of those Python clips were worse than SNL!

Not to worry. It takes the brain awhile to rebalance. Try again in a few years.

Could be worse.

mrreet2001 wrote:

Beaver Cheese

Case in point.