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#1 2009-05-12 10:12 am

Pithecanthropus
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Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

It has to have been about 6 years ago that we played at their wedding, and they were oh, so in love.  Sadly, they are now getting divorced and today her Facebook status is, "nailing his balls to the wall and loving every minute of it."

He's the one who wanted to stay together for the sake of the children. He's the one who wanted to go to counseling when things started to go bad. He's certainly not the one who slept around when he got bored. So why does he deserve to have his balls nailed to the wall?

I used to like both of them, now I think she's a bitch. And I feel sorry for their children who will have to live with a petty, vindictive mother.

It's going to be really difficult to have a polite conversation with her next time I see her.


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#2 2009-05-12 10:17 am

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

Then don't.


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#3 2009-05-12 10:27 am

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HJe should start a blog about her. Its all the new rage.


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#4 2009-05-12 10:30 am

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

certainly he can dig up all the old pics of her to post also.

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#5 2009-05-12 10:33 am

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

Sounds like the rest of the neighborhood can too.


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#6 2009-05-12 12:56 pm

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

We are your friends.


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#7 2009-05-12 1:09 pm

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

love


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#8 2009-05-12 1:39 pm

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

That's sweet! http://homepage.mac.com/oatmeal/MAF/maxes/flowers.gif

But since you don't know the couple involved (but probably know some just like them), this is a safe place to vent a bit.


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#9 2009-05-12 1:43 pm

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

I know a couple that I am afraid will be like them. cry I can see it coming.

Last edited by mrreet2001 (2009-05-12 1:44 pm)


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#10 2009-05-12 2:45 pm

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

Just gimme Miss ball-nailer's Facebook address. I'll "friend" her outta the blue. The ensuing pornographic chat transcripts will no-doubt come in handy during the divorce proceedings.


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#11 2009-05-12 2:55 pm

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Always so thoughtful, Bren.

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#12 2009-05-12 6:33 pm

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That's too bad. Hopefully, he has proof she's been cheating otherwise she may just nail his balls to the wall.

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#13 2009-05-12 7:14 pm

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

She still might anyways.


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#14 2009-05-13 12:42 am

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

Jdude wrote:

She still might anyways.

Yup. It's even worse with military families. They don't ever seem to give custody to the father if he's active. Which I can understand, but I wish they could at least revisit it after the enlistment. Oh well.

Divorce sucks.


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#15 2009-05-13 8:33 am

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Re: Because I Can't Say this Amongst My Friends

dunno about NC and the other states, but in TX, I was informed that I could challenge custody/decree orders every 12 months.
the sad part is that it's like anything else in the divorce..

expensive.

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#16 2009-05-13 10:10 am

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Another friend, who is a home appraiser,* told me about a divorce case he got dragged into once that had legal fees in excess of $400,000! That's the last time he let himself get involved in a court case, now if people want him to appear in court he tells them his wage is $1500 per hour. No one has asked him to go to court since.

*A home appraiser comes in and tells you the current market value of your home. If they are dragged into court for a divorce case they get questioned about every square millimeter of the couple's home by both lawyers.


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