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#1 2009-05-22 2:25 pm
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Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
And so it went Friday morning when WLS radio host Erich "Mancow" Muller decided to subject himself to the controversial practice of waterboarding live on his show.
Mancow decided to tackle the divisive issue head on -- actually it was head down, while restrained and reclining.
"I want to find out if it's torture," Mancow told his listeners Friday morning, adding that he hoped his on-air test would help prove that waterboarding did not, in fact, constitute torture
"The average person can take this for 14 seconds," Marine Sergeant Clay South answered, adding, "He's going to wiggle, he's going to scream, he's going to wish he never did this."
With a Chicago Fire Department paramedic on hand, Mancow was placed on a 7-foot long table, his legs were elevated, and his feet were tied up.
Turns out the stunt wasn't so funny. Witnesses said Muller thrashed on the table, and even instantly threw the toy cow he was holding as his emergency tool to signify when he wanted the experiment to stop. He only lasted 6 or 7 seconds.
"It is way worse than I thought it would be, and that's no joke,"Mancow said, likening it to a time when he nearly drowned as a child. "It is such an odd feeling to have water poured down your nose with your head back...It was instantaneous...and I don't want to say this: absolutely torture."
"I wanted to prove it wasn't torture," Mancow said. "They cut off our heads, we put water on their face...I got voted to do this but I really thought 'I'm going to laugh this off.' "
Last year, Vanity Fair writer Christopher Hitchens endured the same experiment -- and came to a similar conclusion. The conservative writer said he found the treatment terrifying, and was haunted by it for months afterward.
"Well, then, if waterboarding does not constitute torture, then there is no such thing as torture," Hitchens concluded in the article.
Aww c'mon, it's "just like swimming!" Truly "political correctness" run amok.
Link.
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#2 2009-05-22 2:31 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
Is Hannity still offering to do this?
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#3 2009-05-22 2:34 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
iSeamas wrote:
Is Hannity still offering to do this?
Nah, he's still pretending he never said it.
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#4 2009-05-22 2:38 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
Can the blowhards shut up now? Also, since he thinks it's torture, and torture is illegal, where's he going to go next with this issue?
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#5 2009-05-22 2:51 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
Just saw a website where they show Mancow, Mike Guy (a reporter from Playboy) and Christopher Hitchens get waterboarded.
Each went in thinking it wasn't torture.
Each got waterboarded in very controlled "safe" environments. each got a way to "tap out", hell I think mancow even got a count in-so he'd know when the water was coming.
Each tapped out within a few seconds, and each say it is without a doubt, torture.
Who's next?
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#6 2009-05-22 2:57 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
After the 180th time, it's not so bad anymore.
Some subjects actually enjoy pain, and withhold information they might otherwise have divulged in order to be punished.
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#7 2009-05-22 3:19 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
iSeamas wrote:
Just saw a website where they show Mancow, Mike Guy (a reporter from Playboy) and Christopher Hitchens get waterboarded.
Each went in thinking it wasn't torture.
Each got waterboarded in very controlled "safe" environments. each got a way to "tap out", hell I think mancow even got a count in-so he'd know when the water was coming.
Each tapped out within a few seconds, and each say it is without a doubt, torture.
Who's next?
I'm pretty sure it's NOT torture, because ResEdit said so.
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#8 2009-05-22 3:19 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
iSeamas wrote:
Just saw a website where they show Mancow, Mike Guy (a reporter from Playboy) and Christopher Hitchens get waterboarded.
Each went in thinking it wasn't torture.
..
Each tapped out within a few seconds, and each say it is without a doubt, torture.
Who's next?
Watersports on a holiday weekend? 
But we've already had it on the highest authority that it's not torture.
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#9 2009-05-22 3:25 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
mo' ron wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
Just saw a website where they show Mancow, Mike Guy (a reporter from Playboy) and Christopher Hitchens get waterboarded.
Each went in thinking it wasn't torture.
Each got waterboarded in very controlled "safe" environments. each got a way to "tap out", hell I think mancow even got a count in-so he'd know when the water was coming.
Each tapped out within a few seconds, and each say it is without a doubt, torture.
Who's next?I'm pretty sure it's NOT torture, because ResEdit said so.
I was wondering if he was going to step up.
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#10 2009-05-22 5:59 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
Well... we're waiting. [/Caddyshack]
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#11 2009-05-22 6:04 pm
Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
It's an extremely unpleasant experience.
One I would not want to be subjected to.
It may have been the worst experience mancow has ever been subject to.
However, real torture is far, far worse.
And real torture would not be legal to subject a radio host to, even if they volunteered.
The fact that they were allowed to even do it to him is evidence against your torture claim.
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#12 2009-05-22 6:07 pm
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#13 2009-05-22 6:12 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
resedit wrote:
It's an extremely unpleasant experience.
One I would not want to be subjected to.
It may have been the worst experience mancow has ever been subject to.
However, real torture is far, far worse.
It's controlled drowning which required a medical staff nearby in case the subject being tortured needed immediate treatment, including a possible tracheotomy, to prevent death.
I'm curious--who's word do you take this on? I've presented mountains of evidence regarding those with specific knowledge of the procedure who identify it as torture. The military. The FBI. Those who have undergone the procedure themselves as part of training. I've detailed the numerous past regimes that have practiced it. I've pointed out that this country has tried and punished others before for engaging in the practice. You reject my evidence and conclusions, but offer none of your own.
Who's lead are you following? Bush's sleazy lawyers? Sleazy politicians in Washington? The prince of darkness himself?
And real torture would not be legal to subject a radio host to, even if they volunteered.
The fact that they were allowed to even do it to him is evidence against your torture claim.
What a wholly bizarre argument. Let's think about this for just a few seconds.
First of all, a man could go to prison for decades for committing an act that is most certainly not prohibited otherwise when consensual. Secondly--there are most certainly people who engage in activities that would plainly be considered "torture" if they weren't otherwise consented to. Really painful stuff.
Hell, you love to cite SERE training--yet waterboarding is considered a form of "torture" by those who conduct such training!
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#14 2009-05-22 6:13 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
So if rape doesn't cause permanent physical harm, is it torture?
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#15 2009-05-22 6:17 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
Tallgeese wrote:
So if rape doesn't cause permanent physical harm, is it torture?
Hey now, rape is an extremely unpleasant experience.
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#16 2009-05-22 6:36 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
The Moral Clarity of many "Value Voters" on torture make me sad.
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#17 2009-05-22 6:44 pm
Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
Tallgeese wrote:
So if rape doesn't cause permanent physical harm, is it torture?
Rape usually does cause physical harm.
However those convicted of rape are not convicted of torture, and rape is covered under other laws with respect to interrogation methods.
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#18 2009-05-22 6:53 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
resedit wrote:
Tallgeese wrote:
So if rape doesn't cause permanent physical harm, is it torture?
Rape usually does cause physical harm.
However those convicted of rape are not convicted of torture, and rape is covered under other laws with respect to interrogation methods.
I'm gentle. I use a condom. The bitch is drugged and tied down to prevent her from hurting herself.
Some subjects actually enjoy pain, and withhold information they might otherwise have divulged in order to be punished.
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#19 2009-05-22 6:54 pm
Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
And you would be convicted of rape, not torture.
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#20 2009-05-22 6:56 pm
Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
Maybe they would charge you with assault as well.
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#21 2009-05-22 7:04 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
resedit wrote:
And you would be convicted of rape, not torture.

Does your state have a "torture" statute?
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#22 2009-05-22 7:13 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
So sad...
I consider myself calloused and cynical. I have spent so much time in the cesspool of real politics that very little really touches me inside where it counts.
But this justification of torture, this rationalization.
I rarely let my "self" become involved but this..... this acceptance of torture and the acceptance of mere safety as a justification.....
It makes me feel sick inside.
I love my country and the aspirational document we are based on. If that aspiration is going to be tossed aside like last weeks trash I really dont see the point of us as a nation.
My United States of America aspires to be better.
When it stops being that...well, really, whats the smurfing point?
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#23 2009-05-22 7:15 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
My prediction is that within a week, maybe a month, the radio host will be back to saying that waterboarding isn't torture, claiming that anything he said immediately after his own case has to be discounted because he was "completely stressed out" or some such excuse.
Cognitive dissonance, anyone?
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#24 2009-05-22 7:31 pm
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Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
Another reason resedit's argument is completely illogical:
The United States knows quite a bit about waterboarding. The U.S. government -- whether acting alone before domestic courts, commissions and courts-martial or as part of the world community -- has not only condemned the use of water torture but has severely punished those who applied it.
After World War II, we convicted several Japanese soldiers for waterboarding American and Allied prisoners of war. At the trial of his captors, then-Lt. Chase J. Nielsen, one of the 1942 Army Air Forces officers who flew in the Doolittle Raid and was captured by the Japanese, testified: "I was given several types of torture. . . . I was given what they call the water cure." He was asked what he felt when the Japanese soldiers poured the water. "Well, I felt more or less like I was drowning," he replied, "just gasping between life and death."
Nielsen's experience was not unique. Nor was the prosecution of his captors. After Japan surrendered, the United States organized and participated in the International Military Tribunal for the Far East, generally called the Tokyo War Crimes Trials. Leading members of Japan's military and government elite were charged, among their many other crimes, with torturing Allied military personnel and civilians. The principal proof upon which their torture convictions were based was conduct that we would now call waterboarding.
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#25 2009-05-22 7:59 pm
Re: Conservative radio host is waterboarded; calls experience "torture"
Prisoners of War are specifically protected by geneva convention.
They are only required to give their serial number, if I recall.
However, when you engage in combat outside of your uniform, you are no longer privileged to that protection.
That's the way it has been for a very long time.
I believe having committed acts of atrocity also nullify you of the Geneva POW protection.
Uniformed Iraqi Soldiers were kept in accordance with the Geneva convention, and were also released once Saddam's regime was toppled, in accordance with the Geneva convention.
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