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#1 2009-10-19 11:08 am
- radarman
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Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
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#2 2009-10-19 11:28 am
- Tallgeese
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
I really, really, really, really hate lame pun halloween costumes.
Especially ones that make NO smurfing SENSE AT ALL like this one.
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#3 2009-10-19 12:05 pm
- gd
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
Thank you. Before this I had no idea what I was going to do for Halloween.
The past two years all I have done is stay at home. 3 years ago I wore casual close and a scary mask. We lured the trickortreters to the frankenstein on a motorcycle and when they rang the doorbell it was my job to scare them. It worked for the most part.
How about dressing up as Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Cupid or Saint Patricks for Holloween?
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#4 2009-10-19 12:12 pm
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
Tallgeese wrote:
I really, really, really, really hate lame pun halloween costumes.
Especially ones that make NO smurfing SENSE AT ALL like this one.
Always best when they have to put a big label on it so people can figure out what it is.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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#5 2009-10-19 12:29 pm
Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
why is it in prison clothes, shouldn't it be in a space suit?
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#6 2009-10-19 12:34 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
Aaron_R wrote:
why is it in prison clothes, shouldn't it be in a space suit?
See, it's an alien mask meaning "alien" and the prison clothes indicate it's "illegal". GET IT?
And the green card means that the people who made this are smurfing retarded.
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#7 2009-10-19 12:46 pm
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
made me laugh. 
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#8 2009-10-19 1:51 pm
- macnuke
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
Tallgeese wrote:
Aaron_R wrote:
why is it in prison clothes, shouldn't it be in a space suit?
See, it's an alien mask meaning "alien" and the prison clothes indicate it's "illegal". GET IT?
And the green card means that the people who made this are smurfing retarded.
yeah.. shoulda been a voter registration card and a drivers license.
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#9 2009-10-19 6:40 pm
Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
macnuke wrote:
yeah.. shoulda been a voter registration card and a drivers license.
Ooh! He shoots, he scores!
The whole idea of an "illegal alien" pun is not a bad one, but the green card makes no sense at all. If you have a green card, that means you're here legally.
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#10 2009-10-19 11:34 pm
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
My wife went as a cat one year.
I had a t-shirt on that said "Meow".
I was the cat's meow.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#11 2009-10-19 11:38 pm
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This year, you should try to be the bee's knees.
There's what you love to do, and then there's what you get paid to do. Those two things are often different.
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#12 2009-10-20 9:38 am
- sturner
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
Naw. This year I'm going as a curmudgeon.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#13 2009-10-20 10:29 am
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
Is that anything like a petard?
edit: Hey! You copied my costume! I dress up like that every year!
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Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#14 2009-10-20 10:34 am
- bedstuy
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
I'm dressing up as a Catholic priest getting a blow job from a 10-year old boy.
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#15 2009-10-20 11:26 am
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
hell beds...what's so special about that ? thought that was your norm 
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#16 2009-10-20 12:56 pm
- Robert B.
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
So how is that illegal if it has a green card?
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#17 2009-10-20 1:00 pm
Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
Wow, that person at the costume shop was totally phoning it in.
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#18 2009-10-20 1:21 pm
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
So no one is going as One Nightstand this year?
Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
The voice of none is stronger than the voice of one.
Lulz is a corruption of LOL, which means "laugh out loud".
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#19 2009-10-20 1:34 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
robco wrote:
Wow, that person at the costume shop was totally phoning it in.
When it comes to half-assed costumes with horrible failures at humor, you ain't seen nothing yet...
The very definition of phoning it in.
There are at least a half dozen other smurf costumes. I am not joking.
...
Hey, remember when Dick Cheney got shot accidently?
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#20 2009-10-20 1:39 pm
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
HOLY smurf
oh right that's the joke
Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
The voice of none is stronger than the voice of one.
Lulz is a corruption of LOL, which means "laugh out loud".
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#21 2009-10-21 8:17 am
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
Tallgeese wrote:
I really, really, really, really hate lame pun halloween costumes.
Especially ones that make NO smurfing SENSE AT ALL like this one.
Well, was watching the news this mourning and ever since it was shown in news media the sales of this costume has doubled.
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#22 2009-10-21 12:11 pm
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#23 2009-10-21 2:24 pm
- sturner
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Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
The Grammar Nazi descends!!!!
It's morning. Mourning is the act of grieving a loss.
Just so you will know.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#24 2009-10-21 3:08 pm
Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
Tallgeese wrote:
I really, really, really, really hate lame pun halloween costumes.
Especially ones that make NO smurfing SENSE AT ALL like this one.
Yeah, he's not illegal if he has a green card.
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Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#25 2009-10-21 4:26 pm
Re: Latest halloween costume? The 'illegal immigrant'
How happy will all the idiots who bought this costume be when they realize the costume isn't complete unless they're holding the "green card" in their hands? That will make it kind of difficult to collect candy or go partying.
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