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#26 2009-10-30 9:58 am
- macnuke
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Re: Dead cow story
iSeamas wrote:
macnuke wrote:
test wrote:
Dad wasn't a big fan of evidence.
Or witnesses.
Learned me up good, he did.we are talking about dead bovine.
when dealing with local/state/federal law enforcement or the EPA...
dig deep..... don't talk.Why not just pay the $10?
and leave a money trail?
ya right.
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#27 2009-10-30 10:36 am
- iSeamas
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Re: Dead cow story
macnuke wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
macnuke wrote:
we are talking about dead bovine.
when dealing with local/state/federal law enforcement or the EPA...
dig deep..... don't talk.Why not just pay the $10?
and leave a money trail?
ya right.
What the hell are you trying to cover up?
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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#28 2009-10-30 11:09 am
- macnuke
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Re: Dead cow story
iSeamas wrote:
macnuke wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
Why not just pay the $10?
and leave a money trail?
ya right.What the hell are you trying to cover up?
nothing .. really .. i have no recollection of anything being covered up so therefore cannot confirm or deny anything.
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#29 2009-10-30 11:32 am
- iSeamas
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Re: Dead cow story
macnuke wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
macnuke wrote:
and leave a money trail?
ya right.What the hell are you trying to cover up?
nothing .. really .. i have no recollection of anything being covered up so therefore cannot confirm or deny anything.
And people wonder why we have problems with contamination.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
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#30 2009-10-30 12:08 pm
- sturner
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Re: Dead cow story
macnuke wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
macnuke wrote:
and leave a money trail?
ya right.What the hell are you trying to cover up?
nothing .. really .. i have no recollection of anything being covered up so therefore cannot confirm or deny anything.
Plausible deniability. = I cannot confirm or deny the incident. If you have definitive proof, I'll have to kill you.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
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#31 2009-10-30 2:09 pm
- test
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Re: Dead cow story
iSeamas wrote:
macnuke wrote:
iSeamas wrote:
Why not just pay the $10?and leave a money trail?
ya right.What the hell are you trying to cover up?
I'm sure Dad ad his reasons. At the time I may even have partially understood them. Now, 25+ years later, nothing about the whole farm experiment makes any sense at all and I find my recollections become a bit more confusing every day. So I guess it all worked out.
Patience is a virtue of the weak for it makes them stand still long enough for the strong to crush them with ease.
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#32 2009-10-30 3:53 pm
Re: Dead cow story
The baby food that I feed my cats is pure meat and/or poultry. I do this with the veterinarian's blessing. The only thing I don't like is that when I'm buying tons of the stuff at the supermarket, it sometimes gives people the mistaken impression that I'm a breeder, and that I'm so stupid I've put my baby on the Atkins diet.
"It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy."
--Steve Jobs
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#33 2009-10-30 6:25 pm
- gd
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Re: Dead cow story
Bren the single (incredibly) and overweight cat-man. That wouldn't sound so weird if you were a catlady.
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#35 2009-10-30 9:11 pm
- sturner
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Re: Dead cow story
As a guy, that qualifies you. Once cat is ok, if slightly suspicious. Two cats is catlady status with a gender change.
Orion is exempt because his are all barn cats and work for their living.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#37 2009-10-30 10:14 pm
- sturner
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Re: Dead cow story
I'm sorry, but i can't love an animal whose smurf smells worse than mine.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#39 2009-10-30 10:35 pm
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Re: Dead cow story
How can you prefer a cat over a dog? Those cats are traitors. Or so I've heard.
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#40 2009-10-30 10:36 pm
- sturner
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Re: Dead cow story
Yeah, a cat won't kill on command. 
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#42 2009-10-30 10:55 pm
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Re: Dead cow story
See!!!!
Catlady status!
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
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#43 2009-10-30 10:58 pm
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Re: Dead cow story
How about you come to my town and pick-up as many stray cats as you can. You could easily flyback with no less than 70 cats. Your cats where so loyal to you that they dealt the meth to you. In the end they only wanted you dead! Would you really love someone that would do that to you? They are probably scheming against you right now.
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#45 2009-10-30 11:44 pm
#46 2009-10-31 12:08 am
Re: Dead cow story
sturner wrote:
As a guy, that qualifies you. Once cat is ok, if slightly suspicious. Two cats is catlady status with a gender change.
Orion is exempt because his are all barn cats and work for their living.
I have two cats.
Have to have at least two cats, they are social animals.
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#48 2009-10-31 12:20 am
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Re: Dead cow story
That makes two of you.
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