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#2 2009-10-30 10:55 pm
- sturner
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
Google it.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
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#3 2009-10-30 11:00 pm
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
That's fairly easy. Huh? You could also Ask it? That doesn't sound right does it? There are people called lawyers and then there are some called doctors. Maybe they can help you.
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#5 2009-10-30 11:45 pm
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
For that matter you might as well ask me. You sorta know me. Maybe a 1/4 of me is all you know.
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#6 2009-10-31 12:04 am
Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
Bren wrote:
Now where will I go for medical and legal advice!?
In her right hand Jenny held the Bible of her mother
Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#8 2009-10-31 5:40 am
- SomeOneOrOther
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
How about Sue?
http://tinyurl.com/ngfb
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#10 2009-10-31 9:33 am
Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
Bren wrote:
Now where will I go for medical and legal advice!?
4Chan
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.'"
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#11 2009-10-31 12:17 pm
- mahakali
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
Bren wrote:
Now where will I go for medical and legal advice!?
Here, traitor.
1. Instill fear.
2. ???????? (use your imagination)
3. Profit!
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#12 2009-10-31 5:22 pm
- WhirlinGraphics
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
I thought I had heard that Yahoo was killing off Answers? Why do maintenance if they are killing it?
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#13 2009-10-31 5:32 pm
- Tallgeese
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie
i herd on the news that rusia has invaded but i dont see them no where wats going on
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#15 2009-10-31 5:35 pm
- Tallgeese
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Cheerleaders Y du u think their stupid?
Ok so i am a cheerleader and i am smart but all you think cheerleader r stupid and think of their selfs.R u jelouse bcuz we get all the boys and u dont.Is it bcuz we get the attention. Is it bcuz u tried out and didnt make it.I like soccer but im not good at it.OK so you r 1 of those retards who think were stupid just SHUT UP. Mabye it is bcuz we dress better at abercrombie areopostal hollister and are
preppy.................................. If you play chess you are such a loser thinking this sport is dumb.
Good sports
-cheerleading
-soccer
-volleyball
-tumbling
-football
BORING SPORTS
-chess
and all that geeky stuff
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#16 2009-10-31 5:38 pm
- Tallgeese
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Why are there school?
is a point to it?
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals.
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#17 2009-10-31 5:42 pm
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More recent gems...
From the Singles & Dating category:
Guys and girls help me a way out???Why a guy does lik this?
My neighbour got my mobile number 4 months ago we used to text regularly not even single day goes without msging.I am a 19 and he is 23.He comes to the place wherever i go and tries to gain my attention .Gives shakehands often..We used to meet regularly near our apartment. he used to wait to talk with me..Called me out i went.urged to come with him in his bike.i refused.Later i called him he again urged so i went with him in bike..Used to stare at me . but he doesnt talks to me seeing my eyes..Now i shifted ma house so i asked him whether he misses something he says he doesnt..I message him regularly he doesnt reply sometimes . i get irritated and stop msging .the next day he would wait for me to start msging if i dint he would ask me whether i am busy?First he would openly show up that he likes to spend time with me but later when i began to ask him out , wait for him, msg him a lot he is behaving differently.
He can meet me daily if he comes 5 min earlier but he doesnt do that.Sometimes he comes .its pretty sure that he came to see me but he wont show up like that..Always waits for me to ask him out for a meeting or watever may be.he will not ask me directly..Messages me lot when he wants to meet me.
I asked him out he said i must come with him in his bike only. i went.. Recently i asked him whether we can meet he said sometimes later.Now for past 3days he messages me a lot thinking that i would ask him whether we can meet..usually he does this to make me ask that question..but i didnt ask him..its like i am falling for him..Why he is not asking me?WHAT SHOULD I DO?Doesnt he have any feelings?Really confused. I really love him..will he propose me.?Or atleast he does like me or not ?..Totally lost in thought about him cant concentrate in any work.I am actually studious but now cant concentrate in studies thinking about him..Need serious answers plz!ADVANCED THANKS!
From Politics:
What if his holiness Baba Ramdev comes in politics? Will Baba bring any change in politics or politics will...?
change Baba?
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Please answer this too:-
What kind of changes will Indian politics enjoy under his leadership?
From Gender & Women's Studies:
If there's a worse feeling on earth then I'd like to know what...?
...the feeling you get when you see a hot girl walking down the street with another guy and it hurts like hell as you ask yourself why can't i have that...
From Injuries:
Pen light in my anus! Cant turn it off nor get it out! Help! Please no trips to the ER again for stuff in anus?
how do di get it out or at least turned off so i can sleep
"It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy."
--Steve Jobs
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#18 2009-11-01 8:18 pm
- sturner
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
Bren wrote:
From Injuries:
Pen light in my anus! Cant turn it off nor get it out! Help! Please no trips to the ER again for stuff in anus?
how do di get it out or at least turned off so i can sleep
Pull your head out of your ass. That should solve the light in your eyes problem.
I'm not dead yet.
There are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who can't.
"There are few things graven in stone, excepting your date of death."
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#19 2009-11-01 9:33 pm
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Hah, hah! I wish I'd thought of that! One person suggested shoving a Dan Brown book up there so he could at least get some reading done!
Me? I asked the guy how he know the light was on. Then I told him to go to the emergency room.
"It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy."
--Steve Jobs
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#20 2009-11-01 9:33 pm
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
From Gender & Women's Studies:
If there's a worse feeling on earth then I'd like to know what...?
...the feeling you get when you see a hot girl walking down the street with another guy and it hurts like hell as you ask yourself why can't i have that...
The only worse thing than that is to actually know that girl and like her... even worse if you mistakenly fooled yourself to think she is seeing that guy.
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#21 2009-11-01 9:38 pm
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No, as many of us explained to that Yahoo asker, there are far more painful experiences in life. Try losing a parent.
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#22 2009-11-01 9:40 pm
- gd
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Now, why didn't I think if that? Maybe it's because I haven't experienced that.
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#23 2009-11-01 9:49 pm
- jerwin
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Re: Yahoo Answers is down for schedule maintenance!
gd wrote:
Now, why didn't I think if that? Maybe it's because I haven't experienced that.
Kids these days... 
Some subjects actually enjoy pain, and withhold information they might otherwise have divulged in order to be punished.
Central Intelligence Agency. (1983). Human Resource Exploitation Training Manual
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#24 2009-11-01 9:53 pm
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What do you mean "kids these days"? Just because my parents are still alive doesn't mean I am like most kids.
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#25 2009-11-01 9:54 pm
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There's also losing an arm or a leg. That would suck too. So would being raped, losing a pet, going to prison, accidentally running somebody over with your car, making yourself the laughing stock of the world by claiming your son is trapped in an out-of-control helium balloon...
"It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy."
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